I'll go to my pc now that power went back though i dont know how much it gonna last

Im from argentina land of futbol, choripan, tango, mate etc

I was going to say something about Peronismo and how Argentina only has the facade of a first world country but blah blah blah, I don't fucking know you!

el pila

how many pots have you smoken

i have smoke a lot lately although i'm waiting to smoke my own harvest that i plant back in september im almost there

that's what's up, dawg

Farkin' Argies.

I was hoping you weren't still a fat bellied cunt.

I hate having to drive for an hour to the next town just to get decent weed.

I also want to buy a San Pedro cactus, I've always wanted to try mescaline.

Hope is for losers. :(

:(

Yeah, give in to despair.

:(

:lol

I bought a model kit from the fifties at a flea-market and last night I realized that I suck at painting models just as much as I did when I was 13.


STOP SMILING AT ME, YOU POLYSTYRENE ASSHOLE!

Do you have/can get a paintball gun? Just light it up with it.

Quit being a pussy.

I really like how the box art barely looks like the actual model.

I think I read that the artist did the final box sketches based on his prototypes, but the guy stamping out the parts just copied the prototypes.

I think that's the fact with most toys... They always look better on the box.

or find it growing in someones yard ;O

i had a san pedro cactus but now my ex has it :(

My plan is to order three doses worth of Blue Torch cuttings and trip out on them with two friends, and if I enjoy it, I'll buy another cutting to plant.

Thrifty Burnout tm

After all the bullshit I've been put through these past few weeks, I think I've earned a major smokeout followed by going downtown to see where Lady Mary takes me. Wish me luck.

No I wont, you pot head.

I'm officially a student again. I must be fucking out of my mind.

Yeah, and on top of that you're probably crazy! :rimshot

it looks like that avatar zhukov was using for a while

i went and got a medicinal marijuana card today and bought some weed. Got five grams for the price of 3.5 :O

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Also, what's wrong with you that you have to (get to) receive medical marijuana? Cancer?

insomnia

Such lies.

its already ten o clock here

You can do as little as complain about a headache and get a medical marijuana card in certain states, no questions asked. I learned this from JOE ROGAN, my source of up-to-date world news and events

JOE ROGAN is verbum dei ever since he became the news reporter of how terrible carlos mencia is.

"who the fuck is davy jones?"
"a pirate"
"no no, a monkey"

I also get tension headaches. it was pretty easy, really. The guy giving the evaluation seemed upset that i took the process seriously :lol

this one place gives you a gram of keef for free when you order from them

I wanted to move to Oregon, but they don't list clinical depression as one of the diseases that gets you a medical marijuana card. :(

I don't want to move to California!

Who needs a card in Oregon? It is the home of plentiful and cheap kb.

flaggggggggggg

I learned about his death from my mom. At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer :eek

True dat, brah. I listened to a couple episodes of his podcast and he's way less of an asshole than I had initially thought. He's a surprisingly chill dude.

He said that the only way he got through Fear Factor was to be completely blazed during the taping. :hat

you can proly still get it for depression. its sort of up to the discretion of the doctor i think

Hopefully, by my birthday, I'll be with my best friend and his girl friend having group mescaline heaves.

i saw some san pedro at home depot today

also you can buy it on ebay

faheoufheaouhfoaej cnldz faefaeef

:faint

Happy birthday Flagg I hope your day contained 554.12 ± 2.98 kg of FUN :x

Is that chemistry for tonite ?

I don't even know anymore. My brain has become incredibly dumb in the last 10 months :(

Welcome to post college life :lol :tear

More like welcome to my life.

Thanks Millhouse, for an obscure chemistry reference that will keep me up a few more hours.

FUN is a real compound of equal parts fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen AND IT'S IN OUR TOOTHPASTE :EEEEEEK

Happy Birthday, Flagg. Mine is easier.

that doesn't sound like a very stable compound

But combined with potassium you get FUNK :posh

Combined with Phosphorus, you get P-FUNK

Are you trying to recall Coolinator back from his ban?

(you need to say his name only 4 more times)

I'm all Selenium, Thorium, Protactinium, and Cerium.

I have a heart of pyrite.

You, sir, are radioactive.

My birthday is at the end of the month. I think I'll reminisce on my art school days by downing a bottle of mouthwash.

I found out last night that Marge Simpson and I have the same birthday, at least for the sake of their plotline.

My birthday is almost 10,000 days ago

I was born 10,030 days ago. Whippersnapper.

Biggie, it's no miracle that you predicted my reaction. I imagine that you've grown quite accustomed to people calling you a bore. I am, however, surprised that you haven't grown out of having such a fragile ego that this is the kind of thing you'd like to perpetuate.

Oh, you know nothing of my ego.

Speaking of ego, my futsal team made it into the grand final this Friday, and we're going to decimate the other team. They somehow made it into the finals without winning a single game all season, and last time we played them, we won 20 nil.

I'm going to get five goals in a row and do a dance.

I hear you can feed a whole family in Tasmania for a week with only 20 nil

:lol

IT'S ALMOST PURIM

TIME FOR MY NAUGHTY JEWISH SONG

I just found out that my astronomy professor worked on Voyager 2 and knew Carl Sagan. :nerdboner

I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

This is stupid

BUT YOU GOT IT THOUGH.

Seth, using your knowledge of religion where does this stand on the blasphemy scale

When god is fucking a woman she calls out my name

I bet god is a donkey puncher

10K G: Somewhere below this, I would say.
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....6&postcount=24

Was it right after you posted that you almost sliced your finger off?

Now I'm afraid my thumb might get sliced off.

Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

my youtube thing isn't working

i cooked my girlfriend mac and cheese today for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob, which i did not receive because we had to go to logic to not pay attention to our awful professor for an hour and a half

i havent done drugs in a while im domesticated

i really want to do some drugs

I fixed your youtube video for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob ;)

oh jeez :o

thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

She should have blown you at class.

Might have worked out - most of the class was probably asleep.

Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Also; http://mkdo.co/post/18196675416

Mike Doughty rules.

mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

yes it does do that :rock

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

this is how i should be studying logic, by using it more to get blowjobs

And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

i suppose it would in a time like this :pirate