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So what you're telling me is that the only thing remotely entertaining about you would to be five months from now when you blubber about your latest girlfriend dumping you?
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I took Intro to Philosphy as a schedule-filler one semester and I was excited to learn about logic, but the professor was like "We have a lot to cover in this class so we'll breeze over logic over the next 20 minutes and move on".
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So basically you're Pram Maven Jr.
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i'll modus ponens your dick
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Happy 9 year anniversary of me posting on a message board like some sort of miserable faggot
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lets internet kill ourselves
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That's going to take a lot of cheeseburgers
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Nice work Esuohlim. Well done.
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Maybe he's not crazy after all. |
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The second one is gold. Gang-stalking has now replaced morgellons as my favorite schizo delusion. |
That device is something a paranoid ephedrine addict would buy.
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I think this guy made that
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:lol thats awesome
i remember all my tweaker friends talking about shadow people. One time when I stayed up for five days straight i saw them too ;o ;o |
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"I was having levitation of some of my body parts"
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You ever break a wand?
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wudoin, bby |
As ever. Soups for you?
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I'm studying black people at university. It's cool.
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Do they know? :eek
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"The team has now found two problems that may have affected their test in opposing ways: one in its timing gear and one in an optical fibre connection." |
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I was JUST listening to a NZ radio show clip thing. Freaky.
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It certainly isn't for the miles of Pram Maven posts. I did like when he thought Thrash0 was that other guy though. |
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I was called racist once because I can do a good impression of Gus from Psych :(
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I would like to see this impression. :eek
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This is an important question. >: |
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also did scientists really say that it went back in time or is it just idiots who said that? I would think a better explanation would be that time slowed down -- the speed of light stayed the same :O but i dont think a scientist should really say either of those things |
Really, the problem with science news is that most headlines are bullshit written by idiots. Did anyone see the "Ice cream is as addictive as heroin" headline a few weeks back? Good job being shitty, shitty journalists.
Speaking of the News; do we know if Clay is still alive? Do we know if he was the one shooting up those families in Afghanistan? My power bill says "Friends"at the top. Guys, if I'm not giving you three hundred bucks a month then we are clearly not as tight as I am with my electricity supplier. |
Did anyone else see the Abobo's Big Adventure write up in Game Informer?
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Life update: Working two part time jobs and being a full time 3rd year student is hella draining.
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I have a girlfriend now who isn't into jesus and is totally into touching my boner |
Then why did you mislead us? :tear
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punk girls touch wangs
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Yeah but they grip to fucking hard. I like a soft hand.
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Whereas I like being crushed. IT TAKES ALL KINDS, MY MOTHER WOULD SAY.
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Is k0k0 back at the house again?
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I stand by that, you sporadic bastard.
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I've been having some great dreams lately. A week ago I was a stand-up comedian following Doug Stanhope and I got a bigger applause.
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Sounds like a nightmare.
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If you're talking about performing in front of an audience, normally I'd agree. But If you're talking about having Stanhope involved then fuck you man Stanhope rules
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too many games
i have been crtitcally analyzing i am not going to play any games for a while |
Also, Deadbeat Hero and No Refunds are right up there with anything from Richard Pryor and George Carlin to me.
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is da dorms, son
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she probably hitched a ride off to the sunset
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TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT
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owwww i miss my first page brak in years >:
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I wish you guys archieved my face :(
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RUN 2 DUH HILLZ
RUN 4 UR LYYYYFE |
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I'm starting to realize that you're not an old men and it took me two years to realize that..
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I am clearly an old men. I am like six old men.
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with a women penis
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Dragonheart is a really shitty movie.
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So was Super 8
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i cut my finger at work bad enough to require a few stitches and then i had to take a drug test and would have lost my job if my boss didn't take a drug test for me
my life is stupid. |
on the bright side your boss is cool as fuck
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dude yeah he's awesome especially since i'm still in my 90-day probationary period
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he's gonna regret it :lol
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nah hes gonna get free blowjobs now
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nooooooooooooooo
once we were out of grapes and everybody was bitching at me so i drew a sign that said "PLEASE PARDON OUR POOR PREPAREDNESS - PRODUCE" and had a picture of a crying dude and a thought bubble above his head that was just some grapes the next day my boss said "it's all right if you want to put up a sign that says we're out and when we'll get more in but next time don't put a man crying on it for fuck's sake." |
Yeah, you made it sound like produce is slacking, which your boss was. You should have put up an out of order sign instead.
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out of order due to customer negligence
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man i was just being stupid and it made some people laugh. i also left a message about how we had sold out and would be getting more in the following morning. SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also some old lady was like "what happened to the grapes?" we sold 'em. fuck off. |
You should have told her to stop whining about it.
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We're out of grapes. Why? BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "MODERATION"!
Buy kiwi fruit instead. They're on sale. |
What, you don't like kiwi fruit? SUCK IT UP, YOU DAMNED COMMIE!
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we have a stand-in produce manager and he hasn't been ordering kiwis so we're out of them and have been for like a week.
i left him a list of things we should have and don't. i included spaghetti squash in a last-ditch attempt to get sizable ones. nooooo come back winter squash!!!! PS this is what almost cost me my job: what a pussy |
You should have put a bunch of raisins in there and if they complained said something about them waiting too long.
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