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Are you posting spam in cyrillic? :lol

I've seen a few here, I call them Ali G's. I just really hate british people, even nice ones. When they say "cheers" after everything I want to cut them in the eyes with a spaghettio can lid.

Where is Dole when someone needs a lecture on British superiority?

You would probably like Australia; it's 'cheers mate', or 'cunt' after every sentence.

i mean austin powers was pretty cool but thats about it really. scones taste like shit.

It is still odd to me that Hickman is older than Rongi. :eek

Bloody Rongi. >:

Happy Birthday to those guys, I guess. :rolleyes

BAHAHAHAHAHAHOSHIT

Jesus, good job. Whooduthunk

Well, it would be "Spastic Insane Mickey's Malt Liquor-Drinking Jersey Retard That Cuts People" except in this country we have widespread gun violence instead of omnipresent stabbing deaths. So, no

Woke up today with my eyes swollen shut. I wish the plants would finish their spring orgy so I can see and breathe again because the seasonal allergy thing is getting old.

It looked awesome, though. Kind of like Jabba the Hutt's eyelids.

Allergies. 52 years and counting.

:boot

exactly
spring can fuck right off

The damnedest thing is sometimes the Claritin works and sometimes it doesn't. When it works it's really good.

Also I tore my last contact lens so my right eye is doing the work of 1 1/2, I think that's how you say it in accurate ophthalmologic terms

my best friend wanted to go golfing. I hate golfing and my allergies are assholes.

long story short we used his clubs and each one of them has about 2 ounces or more of my snot on them.

bloop

fuck yes

Got mittens?

that fucking kicks ass :melt

look we need to ban that pussymelt icon or rename it to :pussymelt

That's an awesome tattoo. Fucking great.


Kahl: :p

can someone tell me what it is in a person that makes them addicted to russian opera

1:18 "He pound my ass"

Russianopera (insert Trololo)

I was more fascinated watching their faces contort. They all think they need to sing with their eyebrows wayway up.

I won a Stella Artois chalice. I think they're not hard to win. You go to the Visit the Chalice Factory thing on their page and go through the "tour". I, and three other people I know who "won", picked the green crystal and gold rim. Then you give them your info and they send it to you.

I haven't had Stella Artois so I know nothing about it. But I've got a chalice coming. Either I'll need to try some or it will really bring out the bouquet in my Pepsi Max.

Or you can ask me for one and ill send you one, seeing as my work has endless amounts of them.

:pagebrak

You all better not be April foolin' because I want me a chalice now.

hehehehe. mahlek. hehehe. mahlak.

im sorry its hypnotizing :melt

I hate April Fool's. Never occurred to me to lie about a promotional chalice.

..

getting i-mock retweeted by pub is the highest of honors

You get all my #ff, sexy. :love

FUCK IT

people around here need more specific instructions than that

Hey Kitsa, if I gave you a 20 dollar bill, what would you say?

Idk but I'm sure it would be a legendary example of my general wit and like ability and so on

;)

You two :rolleyes

Likability. Stupid phone.

<----10,000 day old ghost

lickability

liability

lieability

layability

i was just gonna put layability but it prolly wouldnt make sense

Libelbility

:eek

10,000 pickles and zugs

Happy bday

also- Did you get your chalice, Mario?

fucked with the lay-ability of 10,000 ghosts.

lability :chem

Say "Thanks" and buy some Claritin-D. Just a suggestion.

IF ONLY IT WAS THAT EASY

I don't have the energy to be witty anymore.

or to photoshop anything onto the white vellum that is his bodily canvas

Dylan, Kitsa makes me want to skin you. So if that happens. This is why.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....ostcount=17397

:|

hahahahah

Mr Kitsa saw that and said, "Is that Julian Assange?"

it's a raper

Someone also said I look like Duane Allman.

Did anyone begin james vanderbeek

You would know that, wouldn't you?

I think you should kill yourself, dilbert

MY NAME IS DOCTOR RAPE

WHATS THE PROGNOSIS

sigh

Thrash0 I had a good friend burn your house to the ground.

Thrash0 don't talk to me.

Did you sexually imprint on the movie Cruel Intentions or something?
The Hair Bear Bunch shit in a zoo. :cartoonbears

ESUOHLIM I HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT

WHEN YOU MAKE BREAKFAST I PRETEND I CONTROL YOUR CHOICE IN CEREAL

I think the charmin bear still shits in the woods

Fucking love the hair bear bunch. <3

:wank

Who is Michael Wolfe and is he trying to mock me or be me? >:

I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT

I have to find a new avatar now >:

I am going to download this collection of Russ Meyer movies.

For academic purposes.

:x

Buffy is way down on my list of bangable TV ladies though.

She might even be a few spots below the current bailiff on Judge Joe Brown, who is pretty milfy :eyebrows

Fathom next week I am coming back with a sweet tan

:pagebrak

so bill doyou remember when i said most of the girls at my school are ugly?

i guess its some kind of city-wide epidemic to the point that iw as hanging out with some people and they won't even drink in that town

were u live bro, i wanna get some ugly pussy lol

lol
also i shouldve said they aren't really ugly they're just really weird looking. Maybe they're just british or something idk

Did you ever find that chick with the left 4 dead shirt. She sounded at least worth talking to hot. Nerdy bitches found out how to be hot in the last ten years.

no theres a nerd chick in my class right now that could be her but she's always talking to these annoying dudes so i dont even bother

You have to wear an equally nerdy shirt and then sidle up beside them so you'll look better by comparison

Man, I have pretty much nothing but horror/nerdy shirts. I need to invest in some adult clothes.

i pretty much have all black and grey shirts with no designs on them

Same about the horror shit. I think I own one button up and I'm pretty sure it doesn't even fit me.

...horror shirts?

'sup RannyK?

Nothing special. Studying hard, playing the game, checking out the ladies. The usual.

You?

:rolleyes

Same. I gave up the pop-culture reference shirts after high school.

I still were my NMN shirts

Does it say "NO SEX, ONLY FUCKING" :eek

I wish. It's this one.



I also have this one from the show last year



My buddy used to let me wear his "Mr Happy" in Santa Cruz to scare all the hippies.

PS the OLD shirt has the words OLD in a film that doesn't really show up. I have a feeling that the older and more used the shirt is, the more the words OLD show up.

Gotta get taxes done this weekend. Fun stuff.

Whore shirts. We're talking about men's midriff shirts. You wouldn't understand, it's a fad catching on over here in the states.

I'm drunk at a scifi convention

This is dangerous ground

Show some skin so I can hurry up and bust a super nova.

Yeah, no.