http://youtu.be/5mhAPrBddfM

I just find that hilarious.

Missed the page break fool! Damn sci-fi, past your curfew, drunk.

its called a page brak

:rolleyes

Only losers brak the page break. :rolleyes

Glad to hear you took Sam's flirting advice.

From that thread

:(

SO YEAH VERY ORIGINAL, "WILLIE" THREAD PAGE 4 :rolleyes

What? I'm reeeally tired, and I'm trying to understand what you're getting at, but I'm coming up blank.

That was WhiteRat in 2008 and this was WhiteRat in 2012.

A callback is what I think it is called.

More like reusing old jokes! I-Mock has really jumped the shark! I'm outta here!

Ah, gotcha. I have no idea where that Sam quote even came from.

which one is sam again is that -Rog-??????????????im so confused and who is rongi

What is going on here? Why is the tiny dick fleshlight being quoted here? Is rongi a doppleganger? When the Hell did i-mockery jump the shark? I'm actually jixby Phillips.

"jizzby phillups" GHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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"That's how much I fuck fish" - John Larcoh

Last night there was a guy sitting on the floor drunk and crying to someone on his cell that he couldn't get to his room because the elevators were crowded. Meanwhile the rest of us climbed the fire escape. I did it after drinking lotsa scotch, so idk what that says abt mr hockey fan floor crier.

Its before noon. How did you find a scifi convention that opens that early.

happy easter everybody and remember that jesus died for your cheeseburger

Been up all night because this joint is jumpin with a lowercase j

This has been the weirdest combo of hockey fans and scifi fans

fuck all yall nigg3rs

Thank god. I thought you were referring to the shirts all the 13-year-olds are wearing. :)

Rankeri please tell me you've been fucking hot Finnish broads during your absence or we're going to have to have another long father-son talk

Bro, fat dudes don't get hot Finnish sluts unless it's the run off.

rankeri did u [i]finnish[/i in the sluts??????????

fuck yeah

rogar ebert

I'm not allowed to speak to Rankeri. Our countries are at war. :eek
Your co-worker is a robot. He is powered by SmarterChild.

Bloody balls and arse. >:

Filthy kiwi! I'll shove a spitz up your fucking ass and pull the goddamn trigger until the gun goes click. >:

and then he'll do things you wont like!

Pub, do you have a mail slot in your door?

mail slots what the fuck year is this 1892? WHAT Year is it in Finland?????????????

You can stick your dick in my male slot anytime. :orgasm

:lool

Now everything smells of piss. :(

Every time I watch the scene where Snake meets Otacon, I can't help but think "Man, that guy is completely drenched in urine" through the whole thing.

He doesn't appear to have changed his pants at any point in the game, so even at the Sniper Wolf drama part, he still smelled like pee. I bet it was the last thing she smelled before Snake shot her.

video games have smells now fuck that shit

He just found out about Miami Vice, fuck yeah!

in finland it is called Miiaäami Vääaäis

denmark and texas are at wark?

wark wark wark wark

wark !

kweh.....

I had to move out of Texas on Twitter because I kept getting Austin PR bots following me and asking me things. :eek

I moved to Somalia and now meet lots of lovely chaps with hell of serious opinions. :eek

Those are both places that are considered mythical here in my home country of Narnia. :)

05

tadao i am now associating you with a guy i work with because he's an old dude with long hair and he's short and he owns rabbits so i save him cabbage leaves and you're an old dude with long hair and you like rabbits and you're probably short

rip cig

FUCKIN HELL ARGGGGGGG WTF NIGG3R!

tadoa i will fu*k your s*it up man don't start with me boy

you'll never get a page brak again if i have anything to do with it ha ha ha :emlt

i am sorry please forgive me to make it up to you i will give you a box of cabbage leaves for your rabbits and i will throw in some carrot sticks that just expired

WHO'S THE BLONDE?

Also, I fucking hate the page Brak thing, so I applaud Aaaargh for this one.

some comicon whore that I scared off while you were gone. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

THANKS

Good job Tadao the only women we like around here are pretend women and trannies

someone said something about trannies

it was Esuohlim and he said "trannies"

:wank

oh yeah she was from maryland

Urabe is a transfer student who recently came to Tsubaki's school. After a series of strange events, Tsubaki finds himself addicted to Urabe's drool. Once she claims the addiction as love sickness, the relationship slowly progresses, focusing on the odd bond that comes out of the drool attachment...

OH YEAH. I was like "Listen lady we already HAVE a female version of Fathom Zero and his name is Dylan Alford so g*t the fuck o*t of here" but what I really wanted to do was bang that shit, which triggered all of my subsequent Fathom Zero sex dreams :(

the problem i have with that image is that kids who are too young to remember the nes FUCKING LOVE the nes.

also because now i'm thinking about i-mockery sex parties and that's just weird

the weirdest part is tadao watching through the window

weirder still is don carlson aka pram maven aka the boy scout stalker

hell yeah man the nes was pretty ill. It's this generation's "kids who are too young to remember the holocaust" i'd say

Anime is going to kill humanity before global warming even has a chance

After school one day, he wakes Mikoto up from her desk, only to find a puddle of drool left behind. Absent-mindedly, he takes some on his finger and tastes it. Shortly afterwards, he falls ill. When Mikoto visits him, she claims that he is suffering from love-sickness, which he most likely got from tasting her drool. From there, the relationship begins, and Akira quickly asks Mikoto to be his girlfriend. Although she accepts, he continually feels that there is too much distance between them. Although they rarely have any physical contact, the two begin a ritual where Akira tastes a bit of Mikoto's drool each day. The drool can transmit feelings, among other things, between the two of them.

:blah

I'm young enough to remember the Super Nintendo. :O my first game console followed by dat Game Boy Pocket

I'm old enough to remember the NES and I think modern technology blows that shit out of the water.

Yeah. I remember being fucking awesome at Mega Man 1-3 and Ninja Gaiden, and now I'm terrible at those games, so fuck them.

Also, if that girl really turns your crank, Milhouse, you need higher standards, braw.

No way, I just needed a vehicle for making fun of FZ's blatant homosexuality. :eek

:orgasm

In that case: well done!

haaaaaw. Fuck you, page Brak.

YOU FEEL LIKE A KING

THEN IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU

HOW DO IT FEEL

:picklehat Now that we are done MOCKING for the evening we can retire on the couch with a big bowl of BOO BERRY :picklehat

that girl was fuckable in at least half of her photos ;o

HEY JERKS.

Her legs look really smooth :( :(

I BET SHE HAS VELVETY SOFT SKIN.

I BET SHE HAS A vElVeTY vAGINA

A VELVEETA VAGINA :x

:lol

SHES GOT THAT CHEESEY CONCH

CHEESY PLEASE ME

THE OTHER DAY THIS GIRL WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IN CLASS WITH HER ASS HANGING OUT O FHER PANTS AND SHE HAD A THONG ON

ALSO SHE LOOKS AT ME A LOT AND SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A SLUT BUT She tAKES THE CLASS WITH HER BOYFRiEND I THINK

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SItUATION

I WANNA GET AT THE BITCHES CONCH AND CHEESE

kahljorn, you need to play Command & Conquer with her nether regions

FATHOM ZERO, THIS ISN'T THE POST YOUR PICTURE HERE THREAD. :rolleyes

COMMAND AND VELVETTA CONCH HER

burn

You need to konk her conch.

Just send this to her phone with a winky emoticon

HEY GAIS, you talkin bout blowin on that tanuki hoes conch? Atleast I believe from my past imock lurking that's her.

i dont knowif i can truist tanukis conch enough to blow on it

That's worse than the my little pony gang. :eek