the difference is :xmas3:lol2:lol2:lol2:killme

The difference is that women at the Re Fairs like to squish their bewbs together and display them and it is perfectly alright to stare at them, slap them on the ass and call her a wench. Not at all that bad now that I thinks about it. Accept you have to pay 10 dollars for a quarter pound of boiled red cabbage.

It would seem that you have nothing to do with it. :hat

:motorboat

My god, that is fantastic.

Her cups runneth over :eek

They are Trayvon.

At the con I just visited, I found myself alone in a room with a sort of nerdy guy and an attention whore with mashed-up boobs and an Invader Zim backpack. As if the in-your-face boobs weren't enough, she sat for a moment and said, "Oh, I hate my boobs!"

The guy kind of looked up and went back to what he was doing.

That wasn't enough for her, so she said, "I stick my phone down my bra and my boobs always dial someone!"

He was just sort of like, uh huh, so she went off to boob someone else. The whole thing about girls not coming to stuff like that is a fallacy just like no girls on the internet. The vast majority of twentysomething girls there were the kind of chunky, needy attention-whores who look at sci fi convention guys like shooting fish in a barrel.

Apt assessment.

I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

Was she fat with zits all over her tits?

Hang on, I'm psychic; yes, fat with zits on tits, "bisexual" but only dates guys, allergic to everything under the sun, constant random medical problems that she won't shut up about, constantly posts facebook pics of herself in that one shirt/bra combo that always makes her tits pop out, tells anyone who will listen that she has "problems opening up to people", hates her coworkers, has every videogame console imaginable but spends all of her time playing WOW, and has one equally fat ex boyfriend that she keeps getting back together with because he's the only person in the world that's more of a loser than she is

You forgot the age-inappropriate pigtails that were more sad than sexy, and I think it was more compressed chest fat than "tits", but you're on the right track.

Don't keypads lock in the US? :eek

No match for boobs when there's attention to be had

So her boyfriend/thing is pram maven.

Milhouse, did you ever end up boning that girl with the periodic table shirt?

NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.

I DID. :picklehat

Did you COPPER a feel? :eek

Did you BARIUM into her cunt? :eek

Element puns >:

You're out of your element, that's why she didn't fuck you.

I GAVE HER A SAMMIUM ENEMA.

Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

:(

Hi Pub

:)

Hullo.

did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

fixed. :nerd

Awww so he was trying flush cancer out of her ass with a rare earth metal. Sam, you are to kind.

This is why i am not even mad and all is forgiven

barfk

:lol

Sounds to cool for me.:melt

Tornado eight blocks from me.

It's a weeknight in Oklahoma.

I have the same problem accept I keep my phone in my front pocket. :eek

I would pay a guy to wander a convention like that complaining about his dick. Just to see what happens.

Kitsa, were you by any chance at the marcon convention this past week?

Yes, Babs, I was.

I apparently caused a company-wide incident the other day. I had a meeting with my boss about it and basically told her outright that I'm emotionally uneffected because I think being a salesman is a soul-crushing job and I'm only doing it to fund my art until I can sustain myself on that because being a salesman is depressing.

She spent a good hour trying to tell me how much I "accomplished" at the company in the last year, and promised me she'd make me belated birthday brownies tomorrow.


I'm pretty sure she has no idea how to reprimand employees. She knows a hell of a lot about baking though. I was about to quit but now I realize how cushy I have it.

Milhouse has a point

He does.

Would you like some ass with that burger?

lol what is that :(

That is horrific and sad all at once.

An abomination

CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL

I wonder how their male bonding goes about.

LIKE THIS: *dicks touch each other*

Gee golly milhouse, do you think they know about the danger of VD?

Shit, my bad. I forgot absolutely NONE of their pee pee's have ever been around or near a vag and don't start counting that fugly beast bitch in the middle because I'm pretty sure her slit has forced itself to heal a flesh dam over "it".

CHECK OUT MULEHORSE THE BRONY FAG IN HIS JERK SKELLINGTON HAT :LOL

INSIDE JOKE IS GAY

All of my furniture came from Goodwill. I'm not a hipster, I just miss large stretches of my minimum wage job due to my crippling mental illness.

IS that all one picture or a collage. Milhouse is really short then.

yeah but i'm the only one there who is rad as heck

I want to go there wearing a Ponyta shirt and start some serious business.

MOVE THIS SHIT TO THE FUCKING PONIES THREAD YOU FUCKING HORSE HUMPING NIGG3RS

it's time for bunnytalk

i sitll dont understand wtf is going on in tht picture

aren't those like a bunch of celebrity assburgers or something?

It is a meeting of distinguished gentleman regarding their favorite horse-related cartoon entertainment.

And after making avatars from this picture it's been permanently etched in my mind that Shyandquietguy is the guy whose head is touching the word "meetups" on the screen

Shit, me too.

same.

and the guy in the ower right corner was zhukov right?

I don't think that was funny.

zootkhov

FIVE PICKLES

:lol

hell yea now they can get a commercial with jack black/kungfu panda like they did with chuck norris

except that it's a fakey and they try to steal your WoW user/pass

:(

Whose the cum target in the blue beanie? Also, notice how dense the surrounding circle of virgins are.

You can be the cum target, it's unclaimed.

:wank :melt

This person is apparently named Elizabeth Loftus, but she can't fool me. This is Nathan Lane in a wig, right?

pretty sure thats a dude.

even if its not a dude it prolly still has a penis like growth for a vagina

Well shit then, let's become a bronie web forum!

I thought we already were :lol

YAY! THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEATING UP GIRLS!

There is a chick/(possibly) chicks in that last photo, there must be some mistake

THEY LIKE TO "BORROW" MONEY FROM FRIENDS.

I TOLD CIG ON YOU FAGS! I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER AND YELLS AT YOU WHILE I JACK OFF!

Or mrs. beatleguese

Edit: wherever that picture milhouse found went to with nathan lane in it.

and i hope to come in hot bitches

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HE LOOK GUYS I HAVE A HOT TOPIC FROM 4CHAN! AREN'T I COOL! PLEASE LOVE ME!

fuck, these guys are badasses.

How is that meat hole doing? God, I miss her drunken nights.

SHUT THE FUCK UP COATTAIL NIGG3R

:lol

You're just mad she showed me the skin and you got underwear pix BRO

I didn't even get undy pix. She's more like a sister than a bitch on the internet who teases me.

FAG