I just had a customer named Louis LaFlash.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything ever said in the forums within, maybe the last 10 minutes, but does anyone remember when the US first went to Iraq (under Dubya Bush, not HW) and the French protested and so instead of calling French Fries(which they're not), we proudly called them Freedom Fries? Which led to a joke I made around then, whenevr I'd cuss like "I NEED A MEDIUM RARE STEAK ON THIS PLATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! PARDON MY FREEDOM!!!"

Anyway, the whole French= Freedom gag. Though we used that to mock the French at the time, it just seems like another joke on the Americans since the French aided us in the Revolutionary War. Plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty and those little doohickeys that go the end of a wang, which is supposed to help please a woman, but the only ones i've seen have tips made of hard plastic, and there is no way i'm putting that on me, let alone wear it for a girl because, if I DO, there is NO WAY i'm getting the sex again on the 3rd date.

I don't fuck on the first date.

Yeah. I talked about "freedom ticklers" a lot back in 03, and I knew some people that drove from Chicago to a "Freedom Fry" joint in New Jersey more or less just to order some in French. (They financed this venture by selling shirts that said "The University of Chicago was my first choice" at Princeton.)

Holy shit, why didn't I put him in my death pool :(

AT LEAST I'M NOT A RAPIST. >:

q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :(

I think I'll work on controlling my anger today. Maybe I can keep it in a box for later use.

Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\
job- STUDENT ROFL
where are you at?- on the moon
how did you find out about this site?- forgot :|
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible!
hobbies- Video gaming
fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies
Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\
fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!

You aren't actually required to fill this form out.

What a coincidence, I also like random noun to show off my self-proclaimed creativity

This thread needs more ROFL's

guys i'm afraid kingoreurope is the new zbf :(

i want to ignore him, but i also can't wait to see the trainwreck

He makes everything fun and refreshing!

I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.

If you're not going to post any info at all, don't bother posting in the "let's all get to know one another" thread.

New thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22264

my area got todays worst weather in america tag from msnbc. yay!

Willie is a genius.

It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun. :x

:lol :butdoublebackwardscryingstyle
Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D

You Brits and Aussies tend to put more vowels in words that were fine without them so I believe it.

i hate you already

Haerdly. :rolleyes

Also, stop quoting the whole post if you're only replying to a section.

And multi-posting is only acceptable if you have no edit button. And not really then as you should be patient enough to wait. This is not a chatroom.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES

#1: BE A JERK

#2: POST INCESSANTLY

CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS

I'm

sorry