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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 545766)

IT's ok guys i just got an hj

A what?

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 545769)

I love you pub lover

Haha! Good one, HotStuff! ;)

Oh, right. Did she have mouth herpies? Or was it a dude?

We haven't gone that far yet, dude

Kids today with their rating systems & shit.

JUST DO IT OR DON'T DO IT, IT'S ALL A GODDAMNED SIN.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 545754)

way to post a bunch of sevenforce pictures, pub love, oh yeah

fuck you

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Originally Posted by wherebthepie! (Post 545777)

I am an airmen in the united states airforce.with in the last 3 years my mother has fallen ill and cant work i have put my mother and brother in an appartment and i'm tryin to take care of them the best i can but being in the military makes it hard. i'm only getting 350 a check and all of it is gone by the time i pay rent and utilities for my mother. i really need some help to get around the curve because i can't handle it anymore on my own. my brother helps as much as possible but its still not enough. and soon i will be getting put out of the military if i cant keep this under control. and if that happens my family will be homeless again. i greatly appriciate everyone that helps. i'll be posting whenever i can
god bless
Date: April 02th, 2008

Hi I'm the brother that the person above is talking about in the letter. This was posted on a site called digital Charity.com My sister got several response back. Unfortunally all of the reponse were fake money orders. Our situation is bad. Right now my mother is filing for Disability and it is taking really long for them to process it. This is her second time through. I work for 6.15 an hour and i'm still in school. I again i will repeat This Is Not A SCAM! so unless you are actually willing to help please don't post "oh this is so fake don't buy this shit" and shit like that. trust me if this was a scam I think i could come up with a better lie. So thank you for your time You can donate through paypal on digitalcharity.com. Put in the search on the site "IN URGENT NEED I'M SERVING THE US AND THE US ISN'T SERVING ME"
I wouldn't post this up here if this was not real. mainly because mainly u would probally mock me (ok lets face it your gonna mock me anyway) This is real, My family needs help If u help thamk if u don't then spread this around. I'm actually addicted to this site and a come herer everyday to read at least one article. My favrites types are usally the one mocking the educational films. epsically bus nut (that kid fucking scares me!)

Infraction gained due to MAKING ME PISS MY PANTS FROM LAUGH TOO HARD; spam

This board is going to need a military subforum.

I wish the food forum was back.

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 545778)

fuck you

Way to edit your post, GW. :rolleyes

Also, I couldn't find the original Seizure Time. ;(

I HAD TO BACKQUOTE

EDIT: fuck you

I'm sure you can find better people to fuck if you only put in a little effort.

HALFWAY BETWEEN THE GUTTER AND THE STARS

but mostly in the gutter

we are talking about guitarwoman, right?

also, internet meme, probably: reported, red carded, banned

I thought you'd appreciate the fact that someone else on the internet shares your photoshop skills and general sense of humor!

I don't find star trek funny, reported again.

where do you find this shit D:

THAT IS WHAT YOUR DAD SAID WHEN YOUR MOM BROUGHT YOU HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL! :lol