holy shit, that was good

THAT IS WHAT HIS MOM SAID AFTER SHE SHAT HIM OUT! :lol

heh, shat, just like shatner

star trek sucks

I remember a google image search involving skin bridged dicks & it having something to do with this forum. I must have blocked it from my mind that it was you. :(

I find baseball boring, such is my opinion.

In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".

cool, disagreements are the spice of life

I would, except I have never understood Cricket.

Also Soccer is what I call Soccer.

I call it footie

WHAT A CRAZY WORLD!

i call it fun

So, last night when I was out on the town there was a cute girl--not really my type, but having a "type" isn't really a luxury I can afford--who was aggressively throwing herself at me within twenty seconds of conversation. Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*, but paying attention to those kinds of red flags isn't really a luxury I can afford if I'd like to have membership in the society of the sexually prolific. When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.

I got inspired to look up her name on MySpace. In terms of name, location, and age, the only profile that matched didn't have any pictures and had the appearance of just being porn spam. If it wasn't porn spam, then that means that the skepticism I apply in assuming something to be porn spam is maligned. Thus, by now I may have denied hundreds of random MySpace friend requests from real live sexy hot local singles.

Left with my understanding of reality in shambles, I can but wonder what may have been.

You obviously did not need the nookie that badly.

Me see call to corollary that not be there! What mean?

Delayed response.

*

Oh, Seth's dick! What a card! :lol

I've not been one for the spoilers function to this point, but since it's an issue I've considered utilizing this new and exciting message board technology to distinguish between speaking in character and speaking normally.

:lol

not enough pictures are posted in this thread

Post some funny pictures, NO MEMES!
(milhouse do you have the JUMBALAYA picture :()



THE TABLES HAVE TURNED FOR THIS LOVELY COUPLE

cool

Red X. :rolleyes

WAY TO GO EVERYONE!

Zimbabwe has never had a Queen. Rhodesia did though.

Rule Britannia. :(

I'm having serious political homo problems ;[