I didn't feel it but some of my friends said it woke them up. I was awake all night too >:

I last felt an earthquake when I was about 10 and I thought it was my cat under my bed pushing it up >:

IT WENT HORRIBLY

NO

JUST SHUT UP OK

JUST

ACTUALLY IT WASN'T BAD AT ALL, I JUST HAD A CASE OF THE SHAKY-LEGS IF YOU MUST KNOW

YEAH RIGHT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WENT NOT BAD, BUT EVERYONE WAS NOTICING YOUR FUCK-UPS AND MAKING LITTLE COMMENTS TO EACH OTHER. THAT OR THEY WAITED UNTIL AFTERWARDS TO BE LIKE "FUCK, THAT ONE KID WAS SO NERVOUS, THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA PEE HIMSELF!"

pub, i hereby ban you for 10 minutes

There are several white guys on the forum with beards, but you're not thinking of beards you're thinking of bears. I-Mockery's Bear Club. >:

I-Mockery's Sexy Bear Club. :love

Sure thing, but why?

Ten minutes, phew that was tough.

Now, why?

'fess up or I'll stop abiding by them.

So this El Topo flick GW linked to is pretty good

If it was Italian and badly dubbed, it would have made a spectacular MST episode

because i wantonly abuse my power for no reason other than my personal satisfaction

Grisly, I got el topo on a torrent after a watched a little of the youtube links and I agree that it's pretty good. A lot of it is pointless, though I think that was part of the point.

NOW you respond, thirty seven minutes later, at this precise moment, so that you can make me look like an interrupting dick :(

I actually like it GENUINELY, and I'm not sure why

Well, same here. For the same non-reason.

The one thing that I can come up with in it's defense is that it's the ultimate art school flick, yet I do not get the impression that it was made by a pompous, self-involved douche.

I'm looking at you, The Fountain >:

Wow, I just bullshitted my first phonecall from someone demanding a publicity spot from the guy who mentored me in volcanoes when I was in high school and used his function as a dean to advise me to sue the university.

I am IMPORTANT.

I don't think I understand what you just said.

He fielded a call from an asshole wanting to use his buddy as a career jump


Right?

Earthquake in midwest = end of world.
Seth = guy who sometimes replaces the sheets of paper that record earthquakes in the midwest
Every pissant radio station in the country = wants to talk to the guy who tells me what to do.

yeah, what gus said.

I'm sure I'm also the only guy whom Dr. Hamburger would allow to call him "Mikey Boy" if I ever had the guts/stupidity to do so.

Because we're BUDDIES.

So I was partially right

somewhat

Mike Hamburger is an awesome name