:eek

:fight

:dodge

:counter

Scum sucking depravity debauched
Anal fuck-fest, thrill olympics
Savage scourge supply and sanctify
So what? So what?

Happy birthday america btw :ROLLEYES

The breakroom at work has a stack of WORLD magazines and holy shit are they the gayest thing I've ever read

It's like they can't even include a toothpaste ad unless it mentions how great God is

:lol

Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

I just looked it up it's 7:30pm there :(

I never actually bothered to find that out before. That's 16 hours from now :x

Hey jerk in Hawaii it's still 9:30pm Friday why don't you fucking wait up a little bit? >:

I bet you were all "Yeah that 9/12 was sure a sad day for America :rolleyes"

I am so angry at the international date line right now, arrrgghhh

I'm bored, you fuckers, post something

At this point I'd just get shitfaced but this house is dry as the fucking Kalamari

I'm quoting this before you edit it to what you meant to say

that's a desert, right?

did I spell it the squid way?

Ok, it's as dry as a squid in that desert that is spelled in a similar fashion.

You should have said "Sahara" that one is hard to fuck up

Or maybe added in that you went to a nice restaurant and were dissatisfied with the meal, in which case a use of the :posh emoticon would have made moot this embarrassing situation you've created

ROCK TO NEVER NEVER LAND

I'm lvl 58, I can go to Outland now Woohoo!

I was in a 4th of July parade yesterday and threw a Now n' Later at an old lady's eye :thrownownlater

man that sounds funny, i wish i could celebrate 4th of july someday :(

ELI YOUR AVATAR MAKES ME WANT TO BARFsd