D:

Yay, i finished my ironing!

FAMILYS COMING OVER GUYS

tell them we said hi

man I'm supposed to be the resident jewnose

I demand my satisfaction

i got the curly hair you better watch out

[07:14] this horse NOISE: i was watching a video about denmark
[07:14] PublicPubLoather: Happiest place on earth
[07:14] this horse NOISE: and they said they're the happiest place to live because everyone has low expectations in life
[07:14] this horse NOISE: that doesn't seem like it should count ;(
[07:15] PublicPubLoather: I have really low expectations and I still fail to meet them,
[07:15] this horse NOISE: :lol
[07:15] this horse NOISE: not low enough i guess :x
[07:17] PublicPubLoather: They are pretty fucking low. :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: hahaha
[07:17] this horse NOISE: :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: how low can you go? D:
[07:19] PublicPubLoather: Today I hope not to cry, die, or masturbate furiously while I look at dicks.
[07:19] this horse NOISE: hahahahahhaha
[07:20] this horse NOISE: me too :<

me too

the me too part was wrong im i swear :eek

Yeah, it originally said "oh noes, i've already done two of those today! :eek"

...at the same time. :eek

I can't hodl the gun if one hands on my dick and the otehrs tickelin' my balls :x

I actually opened photoshop when I had the idea of wanking with a gun, but I really don't know what the hell I was thinking of making.

Immortal Goat looks a little Jewie if you ask me :\

I just upgraded opera and they've moved the new tab button and I keep flicking my wrist in the wrong direction and having a moment of minor confusion. :(

..

I know you love to sing that song, but maybe it'd be less gay if you waited for someone else to post.

you can't win a race if you wait for the competition to catch up :rolleyes

If you're trying to win that thread, you're lagging pretty bad yourself.

okay hare

You double and triple post in there all the time, and I still have double your posts. Give it up.

i only started caring like a week ago compared to you who've cared since birth ;_;

How did I care about the internet before it was invented?

it was made before you were born, doofus