'Hey I'm in another Hemisphere and asleep.'

Womti. I do not ever consider you when I'm deciding on my actions. If I did, you would spent a lot more time in pain and tears, you hollow man.

Snuff porn is already a thing, right? :sleep

Willie, I'm kinda interested in getting some I-Mockery forum members snapped. What are your rates?

With your fingers or set of small hooks? What did she do to get it all the way up there anyway? :eek

Do you have the required attention deficit disorder for this thread? Ride the wave, don't fight against it.

why the hell do i specifically remember the name womti but not the poster

Furthermore, why the hell did he even TRY to read all of that, sane people skim past if its more than two pages



YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBAT WAS LIKE

I read every post in this thread. It is a lot easier if you have Pub Lover on ignore. ;)

Century-Old Scotch Found In Antarctic


WOHOAAAUHUUUhngijusr creamed myself

Waidaminute, New Zealand?




PUB, I'M MEETING UP WITH YOU
WE'RE STEALING THAT SHIT

KIWIS FTW!!!

@Pub - The challenge is still unmet. :(

I always pack scotch on my Antartic trips.

Don't leave home without it. :party

IT BOTHERS ME THAT I HAVE TO LOG IN AND SEE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED 4, SOME TIMES EVEN 6 OR 8 MORE PAGES OF CRAP TO THIS THING YOU CALL A CHATROOM. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN READ ALL OF IT?? ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

:lol

ya know Pentegarn, it must feel pretty good to have a nice, smooth nutsack over your chin. >:

If you think ball sacks on your chin is nice, who am I to judge?

OH SNAP

Upon review of some of womti's past posts, I now remember that this isn't the first time he's bitched nonsensically

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE LOTS OF POSTS IN THE CHAT THREAD EVERY TIME I RELIGIOUSLY CLICK ON THE CHAT THREAD :retard

Nice that you manage to get bitchslapped by Pentegarn, though. Way to be, champ!

Gris, you like Warhammer?

nah, I actually bitchslapped him first, and he know's it.

WOW THIS REPARTÉE IS FUNNY AND WITTY AT THE SAME TIME! I THINK I'LL READ THE LAST 20 PAGES TO CATCH UP!

I'm worried about The Wolfman :(

looks badass with awesome actors but there's been so much goddamn conflict surrounding it (And Anthony Hopkins showed up in Beowulf and Surviving Picasso, so he isn't a quality guarantee). When are the advanced screenings, for God's sake?


And now Alex Proyas is directing one of the upcoming Dracula movies :\ I have no idea what to think of that one, it'll either be awesome like Dark City or a pile of overrated crap like The Crow

I watched Dark City a few months ago and wanted to play Nightmare Creatures immediately afterword.

so ima steal the basket of lollypops at our bank just so i can go around telling everyone i robbed one, wish me luck!