Oh nman, that makes me want to repost my true-story JEREMY THE DISHWASHER MS Paint comics again. Pub, you didn't happen to save those in a folder or anything, did you

'Course, I love fat girls, so I keep tapping that same stupid shit myself :x JUST DO AS I SAY

Not that I can find. :(

THANK GAWD FOR PHOTOBUCKET

Right-click, Save as...

I'm tempted to make a thread consisting entirely of selections from my photobucket account

Fortunately, Drew here hasn't gotten to this level yet. He is rather unsettling, though. He's one of those guys that never has any emotion in his face or voice, ever. God forbid anyone ever gets the idea he was ever happy at any point in his life. I think he subconsciously tries to make up for this by making inappropriate attempts at humor, such as when I came back from break and we had this little exchange:
Me: "Did I miss anything while I was gone?"
Drew: "We had an orgy with a bunch of girls. It was cool."
At this point, he continued his routine 'Stare at you with no visible change in any way. Possibly into your soul.'
More unsettling is that he apparently has a crush on the tiny, tiny teenage girl who works in the bakery across from us. This worries me greatly, not only because she's often the only person nearby that keeps me from going postal, but that any advance from him to her would probably end up with a physical manifestation of pure workplace awkwardness, aimed directly at me, because I think he thinks I'm his friend now.

FUck bra

I totally did the photobucket thread, and it was just as hilarious as I'd imagined, but I-Mockery logged me out when I tried to post it. IT'S NOT TO BE

Boo. :(

The photos of me as a long-haired little twerp were hilarious

hang on

THE EVOLUTION OF THE GRISLY GUS

SO HANDSOME.

LIKE RONGI.

I love that apparently my hair was PERFECT for Locks for Love, but I will NEVER, EVER do long hair again, shit's gross

Some cancer kid got quality fucking shit, I'll tell you that much

I've lately started freaking out and becoming intensely uncomfortable the instant I realize that my hair has grown just past the point that I think I need a haircut. At this point, I'm inconsolable; even my girlfriend's insistence that longer hair looks 'Cuter on you', I almost rabidly insist on getting a haircut. This is made even worse by my indecisiveness on how I should get my hair cut, to the point where I tell whoever is cutting my hair to 'Please use your judgement. I'm scared and confused about my hair and how to style it.'

So far it's actually worked fairly well.

SAM DID YOU GET THAT MUDDER FECKING TATTOO PIC

Long hair after showering is the least comfortable thing.

My edit button's been stolen.

I don't think you fags realize how crippling that is.

With great power comes great responsibility

Damnit, show up and CONVERSE.

I HATE ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR

AND OTHER THINGS


NO ONE IS HERE TO COMMISERATE

I have never used Illustrator.

Now, I doubt I ever will.

Thanks!

Stupid bastard of a program just curbstomped me, after I spent an hour laboriously fixing a problem