I feel you. I like to keep my lettuce tight as well, soon as it grows beyond a certain point I get antsy and want it cut right away. Heck my GF even voices pretty much the same longer hair argument as well.

Sounds like the usual fun. I got given the whole Adobe Cs4 pack, and the only thing I've touched is Photoshop.
I don't even know what half of the shit is.

All you need to know is that Maya is hellspawn

This is also getting worse with having my girlfriend's prom in a few weeks; whenever I get reminded of it, I stare at a mirror and try to think 'Should I trim my hair? I think it needs a trim. And what about the color? I think I need to touch it up. But should I stay with the blue, or go with green?'
I can see why my parents thought I'm gay.

You should never have been given it back. >:

All the cocksucking was probably it. :eek

Figurative or literal? I'm pretty famous for both

But you put a restraining order on me. >:

Also the photomania thing only allowed 3 photos. You think I actually took time out of my busy day to photoshop them in? HAH

Also getting jealous turns me on. :yum

Shrub is legally married but no one here is taking that seriously

I'm not single either, but that doesn't stop people from assuming since I'm not with Choj, I must be single.

And Elx is still 14, so the only single and obtainable I-Mock lady is kahljorn :eek

Kahljorn IS very confusing in drag

Wait, is it not ok to wank over pictures of married/dating women? :eek

I always check the single status of the women in the porn that I jerk it to.

Nobody is single? Guess I can stop the sucking up then.

What a curious way to masturbate. :eek

really? twice in one day? I am almost 19 and I took that picture like two months ago :@

edit:
Hangie is single :)

what was the name of that one film that was really sad with that zombie that sang that song that was like "all byyyyyy mysellllllf"?

DO THE MATH, PEOPLE! >:

:lol

Hangie is more of a its complicated status....cuz thats a thing you can pick places now. I'd love to see that on my health and dental information.

Name: Bill
Occupation: Claims
Deductibe: 20%
Marital status: It's complicated

It's complicated between Shrub and me. :(

Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's 'casting aspersions on our marriage' and that 'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here, and Milhouse backwards is the young upstart who needs to be put across my knee. Pricks'

I lol'ed.