Look at you little girls, all gossiping about who is the alpha male. :rolleyes

I'll throw my hat in the ring, in case you're feeling lonely.

WHU-OH, Auntie Tadao has the rolling pin ready

Oh yeah.

i win

Flattery won't get Helm posting here again.

I AM AT THE VERY LEAST THE LAMBDA MALE

You are easily more of a man than these Nancy's.

Throwing bait so obvious it's got sinkers attached, Tadao clearly out to prove his nonchalant claim to the rank of 'alpha male'.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing. :rolleyes

You little pussies can go back to talking about which man is better than you.

It's jokes. You're taking it seriously and getting riled up because you ACTUALLY think you are better than everyone :lol

I told you guys to hush, it's Aunt Tadima's time of the month

Oh god, you're another GW aren't you. You really think I take it seriously? Wow. That's pretty gay. I really don't know how to respond to you now.

Gus, dude calm down. I was only joking. Don't get all serious on me. :(

OH OH, I'M DEFLECTING BECAUSE I REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME :(

I'm always completely serious about everything and am offended that you would somehow imply that you felt that I wasn't at some point in time DICKBAG

I made a bratwurst, chicken, and mashed potato sandwich and fuck if that wasn't the greatest sandwich ever.

No way fucker mine is the alpha sandwich

i cant believe we had a "whose the baddest dude" conversation and j tithonius pednaud didnt get brought up yet

dude looked like a truck with a tophat on

coz you only eat dick sandwiches

bonnnnnnnnng

JT Pednaud has the life I want to have and I strive everyday to try and make mine a tenth as interesting as his.

Mine's gonna be a knuckle sandwich if you knuckleheads don't keep it down!

:eek No fucking way :eek

I KNOW RITE :O

Hey Retro Kat did you bring Emu and ScruU2wice back with you, you big fairy >: