i personally don't care for the risk-to-reward ratio

Sex is the one thing I do understand about the rest of humanity and its interests. :eek

Drugs, alcohol, internet memes, religion, politics, not so much :(

boring dude irl

I feel like there should be saturday evening tits.

I will LEARN you 'bout alkiehol, boy





or maybe not :( I finally figured out that the sheer quantity of alcohol I could drink was pretty fucking gross and not acceptable outside of oregon, aka the civilized world. So I've scaled back hard :(

And of course, I was a pathetic lightweight compared to my friends there, so they'll probably be dead from liver implosion by the time I finally visit them

I just used alfred hitchcock in apples to apples and these dicks didn't pick it.

aw shit apples to apples. that game is great

MLE and chojin, weren't you guys in high school around inner harbor during 9-11? did they tell you what was going on/let you watch it on television/force you to go home?

Me too.

Does any mid know if jess the dark one is a character? I just don't think anyone likes spyro or crash bandicoot.

Unless he's been perpetually nine years old since 1996

what about the inner harbor? i was in high school and it happened during our morning break, so a bunch of us went to our next class early to watch the tv. i was in latin class when i watched the second plane hit live. shortly after that we were all sent home.

fuckdamnit

My new editor guy wants three 300-word reviews on something other than Atari 2600 games.

I can only assume this is a test to see if I am, in fact, completely retarded. Maybe he's insulting me in some roundabout way.

I miss the old 800-word guy.

Maybe its because writing something useful in under 300 words is so difficult. What is that like two paragraphs?

Yeah. For reference, the little summary of what I thought of the new Assassin's Creed was 267 words or so.

On the other hand, he is supposed to be paying me. Although why you would award a salary to someone for rattling off shallow bullshit during their lunch break is beyond me. I really hope he just made a mistake while typing "3000."

I shit out 300 words without even trying :(

Biggs is right, I'm never gonna get off this rock

Not no w. Not never. I'm getting drunk and going to mustard plug. Bitches

Discipline!

I won a 40-word short story contest once.

It's not that hard, just don't get overly excited about your product.

Fuck it, give him a bullet list of likes and dislikes. See how he likes them apples.

I'm going to give you a butt list of dicks for writing after the show.

Oh oh, we have a code Gus.

:pagebrak