Milhouse, just ban it anyway. You don't need five votes to do what you know is right.

why does nobody care that nature has killed 400 people in the south the last few days? >:

because William and Kate are getting married, omgggggggggggggg

Also it was Alabama

Well, it's a couple of hours until that wedding and it's rather a dull day. Aparrantly, they'll be riding in a open carriage whatever the weather. :wishesforrain

Also, Elton John has to provide a utility bill as proof of ID.

About 99% of the people gushing about it here don't understand that the "royal couple" doesn't give two shits about us, that no one here ever had a chance with any of them, and this pathetic wistful "let's wear fancy hats and gloves and have viewing parties" is saying more than they ever meant to about themselves.

I'm rewatching Twin Peaks on Netflix. It's gloomy outside and that little guy in the red suit is creeping me out quite admirably.

also, I hate everyone. Some of you guys are ok. A couple of people around here are okay. My kid is all right, I guess. But other than that, I hate everyone.

Bad day, Kitsa? :(

I imagine you'd make a good log lady. No innuendo intended.

I'd kill way more people than Log Lady did.

I had to copy down a phone number for someone that the exchange was 404 and my brain just error'd out. Had to have them repeat it.

I've been ordered to pay $25 to someone or I am evicted, but they didn't tell me where or to whom I am to send it and I have no information to contact anybody involved. So it's gonna be a very nice day.

I actually had an awesome day today for once. Not even a royal wedding instead of a royal hanging can bring my mood down.

I don't think they can give you a 1 day eviction notice legally.

I've attended meetings like this on a regular basis. :aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!

OMG the royal wedding was awesome! Kates dress was sooooooo beautiful!

I managed to avoid the whole disgusting affair :xmas1

I don't understand the hype of the wedding, I'm sure it's just as unexciting as any other wedding of people I wouldn't know.

Looking at the crowd made me believe that I could take over England armed with a sun lamp.

I don't understand how people are unoffended by the thought of a group of people who easily considers one of themselves worth at least two hundred of any of us. I appreciate what this does for tourism and I appreciate whatever this means to them as a family, but the thought that we're all expected to stand on tiptoe en masse for a mere glimpse into their "life" rankles me.

And it rankles me even more that people actually do it, willingly.

These are the same Americans that care about the words that come out of Sheens mouth. Royals are worth 200 of those idiots.

I did catch a glimpse of the procession of hats and thought they were some of the stupidest things I'd ever seen. Just because Lady Gaga straps some dumb shit to herself, that doesn't make it right. Some of those things were at weirder angles than Adebisi's.

I meant it in the thirty day sense. But it still sucks prty bad.

I thought you lived in like a dorm?

I did. I'm moving back into a dorm to avoid this shit. Besides, this place sucks a dick.