the wire is the best show ever

kahljorn what's with you and cocks lately, man

I think everyone should use their skills to make a cock at some point. I did it.

Will a moustache do?

I would use my JO crystal on that dude. I bet I'd get powered up quick.

thats pretty hot. if you stuff a sock in your pants we can sew cocks all night long

SPEAKING OF SEWING

I'm making a roast duck for dinner (THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL BE ABLE TO COOK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME :( ) and I had to sew it's asshole shut because I stuffed it with sausage and apples

ITS GOING TO BE DELICIOUS I HOPE YOU ARE JEALOUS YOUR JEALOUSY MAKES IT TASTE EVEN BETTER

sausage and duck eh?

thats gun be one greasy son of a bitch

maybe that should read sausage and dick

what the hells with you and cocks lately rongi

lol kahljorn you still got it bud ;(

I didn't know duck was greasy. I've only had it like once before. This is my first time cooking it.

It's pretty greasy. More greasy than chicken or turkey.

Welp, this duck better be good I paid like 20+ dollars for it

confit that shit

I'm roasting it using a Julia Child recipe. Julia Child has never done me wrong (except for that one time I made salmon quenelles and they came out super gross but that was probably my fault for using too much heavy cream)

YOU NIGGAS ARE GIVING TOO MANY DAMN 40-DEGREE DAYS

SEE THE DWARVES AND SEE THE GIANTS. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE?

so how was your dick, rongi?

It was ok :/

I found a mushroom but I don't know what kind it is. I'm just gonna toss it out once I found out what kind.

When I get out of the Army I think I'm going to experiement with 'shrooms. Anyone ever do it? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

YOU SHOULD POST THAT IN THRASHOS NONSENSE THREAD

Bro, this is almost the only thread I ever post in.

I give them a thumbs up, based on my (very very) limited experience. The ones I got tasted like shit and I'm told that's a common thing. I suppose it would have to.

Just don't eat anything stupid.