Hey, if I turn gay, can I get a sympathy-fuck from you, Retro?

That's cuz I'm never on any of my IMs :(

Quite possibly, Pub, quite possibly.

I should really post in this thread more. :(

Balls, I'm bored as hell.

I don't have atitle :0

BigMcLargeHuge was desperate to talk to me but I told him no becasue I'm watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker.

He cried and ran away.

What a queer. :rolleyes

OMG I KNO RITE?

Sam, i am not your friend anymore >:

i was just using you for the sex anyway. >:

Well jokes on you, i am really bad in the sack >:

BUT YOU'RE GOOD ON THE FLOOR! :ZING

Hey Ohhhh, i think i lost >:

Baby, anyone who has been with "The Saminator" is a winner. >:

can i be your friend again?

How can I possibly deny you the one thing in your life that will make your sad pathetic existance worth living?

you where whistling a different tune last night, you remember what you said my "one thing" was then?

Pleasing me sexually? :rolleyes

Just a few more posts guys we can do it :eek

I'd be more amused if this thread suffered a crisis of identity and everyone mutually ignored it. But I'd also be sad. Life's so chantepleur.

GW, you could talk to me if you went back on AIM :<

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THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER :O

CELEBRATION!!!

Jesus chojin yoru supposed to post a pic for the page break I mean wtf :rolleyes