But I digress.

YAY 500 POSTS WE'RE HALFWAY TO A THOUSAND GUYS

I KNOW WE CAN DO IT WE JUST HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER :imock

i do not play by rules put in place by pub

But it's an awesome rule, and makes the thread that much better! :(

Buddha informed me several hours ago that my postcount almost says 1337! :eek

Incorrect.

This isn't Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

she told me not to come in her mouth but i did anyway lol

Hey so I bought Läther and I'm broke because I spent over 150 dollars in FZ albums in the last two weeks >:

Then what did she say?

*gargle*

retro, this isn't supposed to be funny or rude or anything like that. But do you give blow jobs and if so what's that like?

She wasn't mad but it was unexpected since all of the sudden I realized what was happening and then I was like "MRPHMARARAMRPHRHMR :(" and then hasty apologies commenced.

A sexy time for all. :(

I AM SORRY FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE :(

Yeah, I do. It's probably a lot like a chick giving a blowjob, except with more facial hair.

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT

Milhouse got a blowjob from a beautiful girl with large breasts and soft skin and long pretty brown hair and her hair smells like lollipops? :( :( :(

OR I BEAT PAPER MARIO 1000YEAR DOOR FOR THE SECOND TIME W00t :picklehat :picklehat :picklehat

You think blowjobs are gross & you'll never give one?

Hey Retro Kat. :love

I'm always kinda torn between watching futurama or the daily show.

THE DAIRY SHOW WITH JON SHERBERT IS FUNNIER AND IT'S NOT IN RERUNS AND YOU LEARN WHILE WATCHING

Im super bored at the moment. I might go home, instead of sitting around at uni pretending to do work.

Does anyone want to play a humerous word game or perhaps pictionary. On the internet mind you.

Wait I had a even better idea. Im goign to change my avatar picture.

To this



"has anyone seen metalmitia i dont know where he is"

haha, i wish it was still socially acceptable to wear fake glasses and noses in public. Or perhaps celotape them to cats. no one would know which cat was which, it would be pandamonium!

Ok now im really going home.

i have plenty to do, but i don't wanna do any of it. i've been working too much since august. i guess it's my payback from that long while i did basically nothing but sing nights.

the school's on LOCKDOWN right now, and it happened to happen during my planning period. i don't know why we're on LOCKDOWN. maybe it's drugs or weapons. i haven't seen any sign of anything. i just have to sit in my room with the door locked until they announce otherwise.

Could be a random drug check. They had those at my school. :(

Good ol' random drug and weapon checks, those were the days.