Anybody going to help this guy out with the Mad Lib?

Dammit, I'm trying.

It's all good.

Done. Lemme see what monstrosity I've created.

I can't guarantee anything but here it is:

The spunky and goldenrod Roberto has barfed Nikki's pretentious sister and plans to steal her conservative knives! What are a blue whale and backpacking ferret to do? Before you can help Candy, you'll have to collect the spiritual chains and adventurous skittles that open up the 25 worlds connected to Roberto's Lair. There are 16 chains and 4 skittles in the game.

God I suck at mad libs.

Sup?

Not much. Just listening to some music.

Whoa... Cool Madlib...
I shall take my Adventurous Skittles and be off.

I just watched an episode of Salute Your Shorts on YouTube and...

...it was kinda lame :( :( :( It was more of a nostalgia rush than anything, but man. :( At least I appreciate Pete and Pete more than I used to.

Hey dudes, let's talk about stuff!

BRANDON YOU WILL STAY PUT THIS TIME >:

AND HI WHAT'S NEW DUDE?!

I'll be hanging around for awhile.

Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

Shut up.

And no "Terra" didn't suddenly get popular around here. There's a whole bunch of new people that don't quite grasp what a prick I am. >:

Either that or they don't give a shit.

If there was an "Ignore" feature on the board she'd be the first on my list.

Holy shit Brandon :eek

Did Brandon have another user name at some point? Cuz the avatar and title are familiar, but nothing else is ringing a bell.

ArtificialBrandon

oh right. that helps a bit.

Now you all misunderstood what I said.

When I said "all ******s are faggots", what I meant to say was "all faggots are ******s"!

It's completely different. >:

OMG I liked Brandon.

CLEARLY, the administrators and moderators like to twist and garble and misconstrue things that the more "unpopular" members of this board will say. For example, if I were to say, oh, hypothetically, "I like dicks", someone could turn around and tell other people that "I cure cancer of the dick, and I like my profession" which is totally untrue.

You might not think this isn't so bad in itself, but now i'll have people coming to me on the Internet (not literally of course, but electronically VIA email) that they have penile cancer and would like for me to treat it. I'd have to politely decline and in turn the cancer patients will have wasted up to 2 minutes of their precious life that they could've used searching for reliable treatment.

I never heard of anybody losing their life because their dick fell off. :)

And is there anything being done about it? No, sadly it isn't, and Chojin the self-proclaimed queen tyrant, reigns unchecked. He's taking our freedoms and undermining the very standards that our founders set many many boards ago. Basic rights being smashed to bytes by the big banhammer of injustice (or the BBHI).