That doesnt make sense because i need to stop and get these things to maintain my relationship with a FEMALE but yeah its pretty SERIOUS

You're totally a SERIOUS HOMO, we can smell our own. :(


We smell like DESPAIR. :'(

:lol

You jerks better all tell Willie that he's great. >:

Because Willie is really great! >:

Oh man, I didn't mean it. It was a reflex thing. :(

That and it was the only thing I could come up with.

If by symbosis [sic] you mean "chainsaw to the cunt" then yes, I am definitely fucking going to do symbosis.

Yeah, congratulations on your SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS.







Fag. >:

im never talking to you jerks again :wah

oh hey guys

I feel bad about Esuohlim's site dying, but then I reread my submissions and I start to think of it as a justified death.

I don't because i'm a bitter, maladjusted person.

Well when I took that break and came back to it I realized that I just didn't feel like writing anymore. :(

But now I think the phase has passed :(. You two best be sending some shit soon. >:

Also I'm already worried about when my account on Dreamhost expires in April because if I've completely given up by then I don't want all my hard work to be lost forever :boohoo

On the other hand I just ate some delicious homemade chili so I can't be too unhappy right now. :(

:lol

It's the funniest thing I've said in months :(

Seriously, just scrolling past my 'projects for Esuohlim' folder makes me cringe.

My shitty articles are worthless.

I have three half finished pieces that cause the most grief. :(

An article about beards being hated by lesbians. :lol

A review of the last season of Friends. :rolleyes

A review of my review of the last season of Blake's 7. >:

I could write a whole series of articles comparing myself to the Mulletman, but I don't feel like being suicidal this month. :lol

I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it. :(

In all honesty, your "comics suck" article was better than a third of what's on the site, that 1/3 being mostly Top Ten List Faggot crap, and he has his moments. :(

"HELLO I AM PUB LOVER'S TWIN BROTHER! WE SHARE A BED! NO LADIES, YOU CANNOT SECKS US UP AS WE HAVE A WARHAMMER 40K GAME TO GET TO IN OUR BASEMENT! I GET TO USE MY SQUAD OF FEMALE ELDAR THIS TIME, SO I GET THE MASTURBATION SHADE"

Yes, it would be an endless cycle of suck. :lol

Seriously. :(

At least write about the Ulillillia guy :(