It's still holds true to THIS DAY

But he'd have to be good enough to get to the front page in the first place. :(

oh HO wait a minute here

wait

I just took a look at todays front page and I TOTALLY misunderstood what Milhouse was saying. So, I take that back. ;)

Please ignore that other post.

I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Well technically the front page just updated again.

WE MIGHT HAVE TWO MISUNDERSTANDINGS ON OUR HANDS. MAYBE WE SHOULD BE IN A PRIME-TIME SITCOM :eek

Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4006

I'm NOT going to be that token black guy that says hip things and is always wearin' my bling. >:

FUCK THAT SHIT

To tell you the god honest truth, SA isn't all that's cracked up to be.

I'm actually pretty fucking tired of some of the forum people there.

It sucks you can't belittle and shun people you don't like, it let's everybody and their uncle with a fucking bank account waltz right in.

And I know what you're going to say BUT THEY DO well they don't. Not like we do it.

with feeling

without catchphrases

E/N: HAY GOONS IM FAT AND STUPID AND GIRLS FIND ME REPULSIVE WHAT DO I DO? (56K GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER)

hey man now you know I HATE TO SAY THIS and everything I mean it's not like EVERY OTHER JACKASS HAS SAID IT BEFORE even if it's TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE but post pic plz

Who would I talk to if I had serious homo problems?

hi fellow goon i'm a poster with good advice you should listen to me because i've been where you are and i know where you might be headed i know you're in a rough spot right now and everything will be all right but you need to do whatever it is you have to do

SEVER MAN FUCKIN SEVER I AM A CLEVER PERSON

hey i just found this girls myspace and phone number and email address and physical address and her job even though nobody fucking asked for it now i can be a real internet detective hero by harassing innocent fucking people out of the blue

I hate the forums, but once in a while there's a piece of content that doesn't suck on the actual site.

For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

I never paid one cent to that goddamned community. My account was a Christmas present. :(

Well I wish I could've asked around before I wasted my chump change on an account. :(

He won't update the cliff section. :(



I had a number of entries sent in like the one picture I showed Pub Lover. The one with the three girls. Also, that one girl with the hooters shirt.

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

And State Og was usually great too. :(

But no let's trudge through another boring-as-fuck horror movie review >:

I hate it when they're pages long. It used to be I could go through 'em alright but now they're unbareable. I think it's Pantfish. >:

I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

Ditto for this board, guys.

What the hell did MLE ever do to you that you didn't deserve, Seven Force? >: