Plus, if you're going to change the colour, then fine. >:

...But it's fucking :'( not ;'( >:

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

Things I DID NOT DO, by the way.

And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards. >:

And I may be the leading offender in being an asshole to new people, but once in a while someone comes along that isn't a total Cap'n Crunch. >:

For example, I don't think I've ever disliked WhiteRat. :(

And the average weight of members here is probably much less than 400 pounds >:

Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular. :lol

If you did that, I'd give you a medal. :lol

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:

oh god we'd be overwhelmed :(

I'd do it, but not necessarily in that order. ;(

The part that hit me most was "usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship", but only because, in a nutshell, it's dead-on. :(

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And I get nothing... :(

Some of the articles are hit and miss, but nowadays the hit percentage has gone up 85%. :mulletman

I know I don't take myself seriously when writing, although I can't speak for Milhouse. :( It seems like they're trying too hard. One guy I talk to has other stuff to do on top of writing articles. Not that i'm defending them, but just so you know where they're coming from. I would say that the creative well has run dry, but I doubt that'd be the case, with current events and such, but it seems like there's less originality and more of a forumlatic approach to some of the front page updates, which, to me, gets old pretty fast.

:tear

I will send you a few dollars in the mail if you change your Avatar PUB :/ and I finished the Davinci Code if you want it.

It was consistently hilarious because that was the only feature of the site where you didn't have to wade through Lowtax's vomit-on-a-page to find something funny. The pictures alone were hilarious, and the humor in that comes solely from the failures of mankind.

I think Comdey Goldmine is hilarous :(

Wrong.

Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses

Think your bandwith can handle all that?

Also, those fucking internet detectives. >:

Make sure you change the article that day to "Why "Awful Link Of The Day" Sucks"
And then just say point made.

I've got 1 Terabyte :picklehat

first google result for 'lol' is apparently from grog.

i like to imagine that shortly after that picture was taken, her lips wrapped backwards around her head, exposing her skull.