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Better late than never...

Dude I've got a major assignment for Pub and I'm not about to let the mission get lost among brand new Pram bullshit >:

No, it's cool, Esuohlim. I'm behavin'.

I'm sure he's working on it diligently right about now.

Maybe. :halloween2

Or you could pay some homeless man to go through 3000+ posts and find the picture. I'm sure you could pay womti with a tenner.

Or just give me womti's garbage burrito that you'd probably end up paying him.





Seriously, took 3 minutes of using the search function, lazy.

And here's your original spinning baby if you were looking for that.

That's Nick's shtick I thought :confused

Or maybe you misspelled boobery (urbandictionary definition 2 for clarity), which I could believe. Let's go with that

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to k0k0 again :(

id jut return it and say those parts were always broken lol

also you can just put your computers really close together and plug your old psu into it. You just need the motherboard plugs so you can find out what the problem is

pram we welcome you back with open arms the same way you welcome mexicans into open nooses.

i'd close your arms around animator don carlson lest he add another notch to his "nipple rippin'" post.

got a new psu, no dice

used my old psu that definitely works, same thing

nothing lights up on the board when power's supplied, nothing happens when i push the case's power on button, zilcho

bad mobo?

Just like the police officers at every crime scene :tear

"You think this can be re-attached, Jim?"

"Ted... I don't even know what belongs to who."

yep, turns out i'm grade-f retarded, i forgot to put spacers between the mobo and the case. you'd think they'd mention you need to do that somewhere in install guide or manual somewhere

a grade-f retard means you're bad at being retarded, hooray!!

Thrash0- shut your fucking face, you Dane Cook/Charles Trippy wannabe asshole.

why cant you just take a fucking joke dude? ive had a long ass day and the last thing i need is bullshit from you dude. I swear you know youd have more friends on here if you werent such an ASSHOLE.

You know I actually liked Blue Alien Summer

Thanks. You're probably the first.

Look, I'm not an asshole. I'm just sensitive and go off on people who are rude to me. It's funny until it shows up on your resume, and Google is just as bad when it comes to first impressions. That is the only reason I took umbrage. I can take a joke. Sorry to hear you're having a rough day.

its ok man, sorry you cant get a job because ur a rapist.

The first time Pram has ever gotten a green pickle. Which goes to show how not-abused the system is.

Fathom- I'm not sure what I got a green pickle for, but it's probably the equivalent of a drop of oil in a bucket of sand. I guess it's the thought that counts...

Hmmmm... or a grain of sand in a bucket of oil. Yeah.

man, you're a special boy

or a fingernail in a bucket of severed infant penises

Or one of your blunts in a plate of appetizers.

Or a childs scream amongst the clatter and tinkering of sharpened garden tools

retard thunderdome

if only two men could enter and no man leaves

UNCLE!!!

So... How are you doing, Fathom? Last I saw you were not doing so great. Any good news, man?

My family and I are living on ramen noodles and borrowed time.

That's the title of my new mixtape, by the way.

It sounds like the name of a Moby single.

idiot, fz is moby

your signature/quote/avatar combo isn't quite wacky or witty enough yet, you almost got it though.

If I am paid, I give my permission


I must be paid with a claymated short of my avatar slapping bjork in the face with its cock

wow spacers? I would've never thought of that.

so i it working now?

yep fine and dandy like sugar candy

For bad stuff to show up on your resume that would mean you fucking put it there yourself.

So what have we learned here? We have learned Pram puts all the stuff people say about him on his resume, and then it is somehow our fault :confused

If I put everything everywhere it shows up, then why, after a month and a half of my absence, are you still linking to a thread about me? You had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but something tells me you don't want to because you know it does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.

Edited for clarity. :rolleyes

Pram, Don, or whatever you go by these days, please just let it go already. You're doing this all to yourself.

Unless of course, you're into sado-masochism and self-flaggelation, in which case, have at it, bro.

Not at all. I'm into pulling the wool off of your eyes because you have a very wrong perception of me. I like to joke, have fun, tease a little... But at the end of the day I always come back to humble and nice. Can you say the same about yourself? If so, LET'S SEE IT!

Also, people WILL read that stupid thread you post the link to a hundred million times per month because it's under my God-given NAME, you hemorrhoid blood clot.

THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A PEDOPHILE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A MURDERER
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A DICK LICKER
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA HAS BLACK PARENTS
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA ONCE BROKE 5 LIGHTBULBS IN HIS ANUS AT ONCE.

No one gives a fuck. Shut up.

IF ANYONE GOOGLED YOUR NAME AND SPENT MORE THAN A MINUTE'S TIME LOOKING AT THIS BOARD, THEY WOULD SEE THAT WE COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT YOU, THAT NONE OF THE ACCUSATIONS HAVE MERIT, AND THAT YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING EVER ON THE PLANET, BEATING OUT POL POT AND HITLER. IF YOU AREN'T HIRED FOR ANY REASON RELATED TO YOUR BEING ON THIS FORUM, THAT IS THE REASON. GO AHEAD AND LINK YOUR EMPLOYERS TO THIS POST, KING BIPOLAR DOUCHE.

Someone actually did come into the ER with a lightbulb up his ass when I was working one night :( They lubed him up and delivered it like a baby, with forceps. They were afraid it would break in his ass.

What would you have done if it did break inside of his ass? How would all of that glass inside be handled?

Has anyone seen the shocker video of the guy sitting on a pickle jar and then it breaks in his ass? I haven't seen the video but I saw a gif of it on 4chan. It's pretty brutal :(

I now take tender care whenever I wipe.

I did see the video a long time ago. It was horrible and he was remarkably calm about it all after it happened. Even as all that blood was pouring out onto the tile.

Just the crunching of the glass and the way he kind of panicked pulling all those bloody pieces out... fuuuuuckkkk

:hangman

I heard that that's his thing though. Asshole torture. I imagine that was a one time dealy though.

I'm afraid the comma didn't stop my brain from seeing this. :)

So how, and I am honestly asking this, how my deluded friend, is this magically showing up on your resume? You do know what a resume is right? It is something we either type up ourselves or have someone type for us to display our skills in a concise streamlined format. Let's say for the sake of argument you hired someone else to type your resume for you and they included "i-mockery.com -5 years of acting the fool and being a pedophile rapist bigot etc". Let's further say you then took that resume sight unseen and spread it about town. In your delusion of accountability, did it ever occur to you my puffed up little poppinjay, that you could have stopped this resume from being distributed in several different points of this little scenario?

As for me leaving the links in my sig, I am simply too lazy to edit my sig, nor do I have any real motivation to bother doing so

You guys have some serious stamina dealing with the Microshocks' of the world.
After a while my eyes glaze over and all I see is:

I don't know what would have happened, it probably would have turned into a surgeons' problem. We shipped 'em out and often didn't hear from them again.

A lightbulb is fairly small, if delicate. I did read or hear (can't remember which) about some guy who wanted to make a cast of his rectum and filled it with cement via an enema bag. I know that one turned into a big problem because it actually did set up, plus he had lye burns inside his ass.

We got lots of people with vibrators up their butts. The "ass box" on Scrubs was pretty true to life, although to the best of my knowledge our ass-artifacts lived on only in stories. They usually let the batteries die down, dilate their sphincters and go fishing for it. Or they tell them to "bear down like you're pooping" and that's always a fun thing to watch.

Well taking a dump feels great so it must feel even better when things are going in

The added adrenaline rush of keeping your anus relaxed enough to not shatter paper-thin glass and ruin your entire life must be one of the greatest highs known to man.

If only we could mix this and bungee jumping.

or what if... the lightbulb...

WAS THE ONLY THING ATTACHED TO THE CORD.

Didn't Bam Margera do something with a kite and anal beads? I think it's on Youtube somewhere. I'd go looking but I'm watching a movie on Netflix right now.

The inherent stupidity of the human race has no bounds.

Lye? Lime?

Lime, probably.

NSFW

He's lucky he didn't prolapse his rectum.

I am not 100% sure but that might be an urban legend, I have heard that story before as well but it was a woman

It sounds like something that could maybe be a commonplace rookie mistake.

The idiots in question are like little exploding pockets of stupidity that are fun to goof on though

I drank a lot of really cheap wine. This means I feel awesome in like 5-minute stretches. Most of the time the neurological shit my body throws at me when I've imbibed makes the whole thing very not-worth-it, but tonight I was drinking it in the vain attempt to get a spasmed bicep to let the fuck go.

No luck so far but my mouth is stained purple pretty good

The "urban legend" I heard was that a chick asked a dude to come over and they start getting down and dirty, and he realizes she has rubber sheets. At first he thinks it's weird but apparently she's a total fox so whatever. Then she starts putting anal beads in his ass and he's like "whatever, this chick is sexy as hell and i'm open to new things and am also Pram Maven" and then all of a sudden she tears them out of his ass, he shits EVERYWHERE and she plays in it and he gets too weirded out and leaves her to her mess.

I've always heard it explained as "this is too weird I'm leaving" and I can just picture a guy casually spray-shitting all over an entire bedroom and just looking at it going "hmmm... weird..."

I think I read something like that on PoopReport years ago, now that you mention it.

I figured out how to scan negatives using a regular scanner. Goodbye, shitty Walgreens and your terrible prints.

:lol

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Thrash0 again" :(

Dammit, I hate walking through peoples fartclouds in public places. :(

Would you walk through 30 minutes of people's fart clouds for 100 dollars?

One passed me by today and everyone to the left of where I was standing thought it was me. God damn it.

I don't know. I was at the grocery store, which makes it a bit grosser, and it was one of those that's so foul you can almost taste it.

We call that crop dusting

I think I'm just going to drop it, but I wasn't here for five years. I was gone almost all of that time, so you still don't have a fully formed perception of who I am outside of what side you've seen.

The comment about it "showing up on my rseume" was a metaphor. I was saying that "it might as well be on my resume, given that it's on Google, where people look first before hiring you these days". Sorry if that wasn't completely clear. Aside from that, the sort of douchebaggery that I used to delight in is not very fun anymore. I'm considering retiring the whole "asshole with Aspergers" schtick. Do you want to know the real me, or are you content with picking on the cardboard cutout I have set up to be knocked down?

I like how this entire thread is like watching someone change channels on a TV with bad reception.

TV: "In the news"..."psssssh"... "NO YOU'RE NOT, YES I AM!"..."psssssh"..."and you want to get the eggs light and fluffy by whipping them..."psssssh"...."to a pulp. Then he proceeded to stomp the shit out of my girlfriend's face and got his foot stuck in her"..."psssssh"..."can't pay my rent this month"..."psssssh"..."and the army wouldn't take me, so I'm joining the circus."

Yeah, that would be how a free flowing chat thread works.

What's your take on TV dinners?

They're hard to cook all the way through. I've gotten food poisoning several times. You?

If I was an Asspie I would say "TV dinners aren't very musical when they cook, so I hate them".

no

I like the concept of seeing a "no" between quotes from two people who are funnier than you.

I like the idea of you writing "Pedophile, murderer, child genital skinner" on your own resume, reading it and screaming "DAMMIT I DONT UNDERSTAND! >: "

I like the fact that the chances of you ever being funny are as slim as Chojin's new waistline.

OH I GUESS U HAVENT SEEN MY ZUG COLLECTION

Of course not. It's too easy to miss on a site populated with people who have said things that were accidentally funnier than anything you've ever said to be funny on purpose.

Now that I own Thrash0, would anyone like to pet him? You can feed him treats, too... Just try to keep your fingers away from his mouth. He's too stupid to be able to distinguish between food and body parts except when he sucks dicks...For some reason his brain makes an exception for cock sucking to gain acceptance from people who otherwise wouldn't give his sad attempts at humor the time of day.

If you hover your cursor over Pram's pickles it says "Pram Maven is probably Pram Maven."

I really hope that it says "________ is probably Pram Maven" for anyone who reaches the negative reputation limit.

:lol

Heh... Suddenly, Thrash0's avatar becomes appropriate: he's being beaten by a nobody in both cases.

If you hover your cursor over Thrash0, he shows you his mangina.

Well, not really... But HE thinks he does, because he's high.

Heh, Suddenly Pram Maven's avatar becomes appropriate: He's stupid.

Heh, suddenly Thrash0's avatar is still appropriate (target: ongoing) because when he moves around, he is able to hit himself in more places.

Oh, sorry. I meant thrashes around.

:morphs into Gil Grissom from CSI

Grissom: "You're LOSING, Thrash0".

Bet you didn't know there was an edit button.

*crosses arms*

[edit 2] lol im not gonna post again because if he makes another double post he'll look like an idiot lol

Thanks. Now I can see when you tried too hard, tried to backpedal, and only barely topped your original post.

You suck, Thrash0. I'd say you should "pack it in", but I'm afraid that would incite you to yank the dicks out of your mouth and jam them in your ass.

And you guys call ME racist?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol

too easy.