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The Return of John Rambo
"When you're pushed... Killin's as easy as breating"
Action films today just aren't what they used to be. Time was it all it took was one man (and an essentially useless female companion) to take down entire armies of nameless goons. Heck, most of the time they wouldn't even need a gun. Steven Segal would frequently put down his weapon and challenge his enemies to a fair fight, invariably resulting in an unfair fight due to Segal's mastery of the deadly arts. But that's hardly the point. Similarly, action stars such as Arnie have dispatched many a hapless thug with saw blades, woodland traps and of course old faithful - the unaccountably large commando knife. But I'm not here to talk about those music playing, California governing has-beens. I'm here to talk about the figure that took gory jungle-based massacres to a whole new level; John Rambo. WhenSheriff Will Teasle decided to send 200 men to capture Rambo in First Blood, Col. Trautman was quick to offer the advice: "You'd better have a good supply of body bags" With this in mind, now would be a good time to buy stocks in body bags because Rambo is back, and he's mad as hell. Rambo IV  When Christian human rights missionaries are captured by Burmese soldiers there is only one man that can infiltrate Burma and rescue them. That man is John Rambo. But he's not just there to infiltrate them - he's there to PAINfiltrate them. Few people can punch a man's head off and then explode their friend with a machine gun. Luckily this has never been a problem for John Rambo. Much like pulling someones neck out with his bare hands:  By all accounts the latest Rambo film (titled John Rambo) looks a be a triumph of action film making, brimming with explosions and needlessly gory deaths. Personally, I can't wait.  Check out the trailer HERE or HERE. |
“When you're pushed… Killing's as easy as breathing."
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That was like an orgy of awesome in my brain.
The part where he turns that dude in the drivers seat to meat with the .50 was astounding to say the least. |
Wow! I was totally not into this idea when the announcement was made. But that trailer was awesome - that's what a trailer should be. This movie is going to be a hell of a ride.
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Fuck yeah! the big dumb action movie has returned:rock
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HE FUCKING PUNCHED THAT DUDES HEAD OFF!!!
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Sig-worthy lines like this don't come around often people! Gotta snag 'em while they're hot! |
My favourite part was "ATTACKING SOON."
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Ok gotta admit, the point blank machine gunning just blew my mind. Rambo just jumped way up on the list of anticipated movies.
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Wow... I better go freeze some sperm because after I sit through the entire movie when it comes out, I may not have any left. :(
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why don't you just get some from the moon
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Moon sperm.
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It got all dried up.
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does any body know where to d/l this trailer? i want to watch it on my big screen, and this would be perfict to try out this xbox connect thing....
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the ripped offed head guys face is priceless,pricelesss!!
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I came.
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Couple more trailers:
http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=160&item=1 (best one) http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=160&item=2 |
New "making of" trailer:
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer...ind-the-scenes Pro tips: Watch out for the infant being bayoneted into a fire. |
http://www.movieweb.com/video/V07L69grtzEJLX
Apparently they can show ads like that on TV in Germany. :O |
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Im still excited about this movie but hearing "Bodies" in that new trailer makes me angry.
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John Rambo makes me cum. Hardcore.
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After this? Stallone needs to team up Rocky and Rambo to...beat up Dubya or something.
FOR AMERICA!! |
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