Solomon Kane
 

Robert E. Howard's violent, grim, (and second-rate) Puritan, bastardized by that one dude who wrote that one horror movie that one time. Plus MAX VON GODDAM SYDOW. Who else is going to watch this inevitable shitfest?

I love reading Solomon Kane so I will be hating on this until it is released and then I will pay my hard earned money to see it and scoff at it on the big screen.

NAME A PURITAN WHO KICKS MORE ASS THEN MUTHAFUCKIN SOLOMON KANNNNEEEE

If we're lucky the writer's desperate and threw in vampires AND pirates

RIGHT BEFORE THE WITCH DOCTOR CRACKS SOME SKULLS

PIRATE VAMPIRES

VAMPIRE PIRATES

VAMPIRE HARDRAKER

A GERMANIC WEREWOLF WHO IS A MUSICAL COMPOSER BY TRADE

IGNORANT KAHLJORNS THAT WANT TO BE A PART OF THINGS

....guys?

AAAWRIGHT, HOP ON BOARD

Sam this is actually getting good reviews


DARE I HOPE

I HOPE TO DARE

I saw this. It is good.

How close is it to the source material? I've heard "not very".