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Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2007 07:24 PM

That's what I was about to ask.

COME OUT OR I WILL FIND YOU.

MattJack Jun 12th, 2007 07:41 PM

Who the fuck is you?

MarioRPG Jun 12th, 2007 08:34 PM

I grow weary of you and your nonsense. :( Entertain me.

kahljorn Jun 13th, 2007 01:58 AM

what's up with kellychaos showing up to post one sentence and then disappearing again :O

FartinMowler Jun 13th, 2007 08:40 AM

I think this Friday I'm going to write another Fartin Mystery...:) Kelly might be in it :\

noob3 Jun 13th, 2007 02:59 PM

can i be in it

noob3 Jun 13th, 2007 02:59 PM

just kidding i'm not gay

Seven Force Jun 13th, 2007 03:06 PM

Too late

Fathom Zero Jun 13th, 2007 04:01 PM

Urban Dead is much more fun when you log in and find that you've been dead for 28 weeks.

MockMeAmadeus Jun 13th, 2007 04:42 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE 4 JIXBY)

MockMeAmadeus Jun 13th, 2007 04:43 PM

At least Jixby is much more fun!

MockMeAmadeus Jun 13th, 2007 04:45 PM

I will never forget the battleships. That was Aaaaawesome!

Rongi Jun 13th, 2007 09:53 PM

Is it worse to grab someone's dick and karate-chop it?

OR

Is it worse to hug someone while the both of you are naked?

MattJack Jun 14th, 2007 12:21 AM

I think it would be worse if you grabbed someone and karate-chopped them with a dick.

executioneer Jun 14th, 2007 03:53 AM

it is def. worse to karate chop a d*ck after grabbing it

and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2007 05:09 AM

so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?

MattJack Jun 14th, 2007 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 493513)
so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?

:lol

Normally when fighting giant buff men with huge erections, I opt for the dick suplex. It's like a regular suplex, but you grab them by the dick instead of the shoulders/arms.

MattJack Jun 14th, 2007 05:15 AM

A Dickplex, if you will.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2007 05:23 AM

I was just locked out of my house for about an hour.

In the fucking rain.


The Dickplex is a very demoralizing move, but nude hugging hurts more in the long run.

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2007 05:29 AM

I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.

Fathom Zero Jun 14th, 2007 05:33 AM

That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?

MattJack Jun 14th, 2007 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 493520)
I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.

What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom
That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?

I don't know, I think I would be smiling. I think if men have to fight naked, they have to grease up completely in motor oil.

Speaking of that, I always wanted to get naked and apply tons of the thickest grease I could find all over me. Then I would run as fast as I could just to slide across a Wal-Mart or something. During peak shopping hours.

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2007 06:09 AM

"What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?"

I think that lends credibility to my theory of homosexuality ;o

Rongi Jun 14th, 2007 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 493499)
and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better

Front to front.

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2007 03:50 PM

more like: DICK TO DICK or if one of you is taller DICK TO BELLY BUTTON

it doesn't get much gayer than crossing dicks!


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