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Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:03 AM


Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:04 AM

Though only god knows why I'm telling you :rolleyes

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547601)
I'm not hungover, I'm lonely.

I'M DRUNK

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547603)
Though only god knows why I'm telling you :rolleyes

FUCK YOU TOO, LADY! >:

executioneer Apr 10th, 2008 02:05 AM

is that red forman

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:07 AM

Kurtwood Smith, yeah

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:07 AM

Yes it is. I wanted one from Robocop, but I settled for House MD.

It was that or one of the billions of cartoons he voices.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:08 AM

Quote:

I'M DRUNK
ME TOO AND FUCK YOU BACK FOR TAKING EVERYTHING I SAY IN THE WRONG WAY

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:09 AM

I have a PM again. Should I check it? It's rarely worth the effort.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547609)
ME TOO AND FUCK YOU BACK FOR TAKING EVERYTHING I SAY IN THE WRONG WAY

Where is Esuohlim with the telling you of what is a joke?

Oh yeah, he doesn't get when I'm joking either.


Good times.

executioneer Apr 10th, 2008 02:11 AM

I'D CHECK IF I WERE YOU

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2008 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547611)
Oh yeah, he doesn't get when I'm joking either.

HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:13 AM

Isn't it fun?

Wait, mine wasn't an obvious joke either? You know, at some point the internet irony just folds on itself and refuses to make sense.

Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 02:16 AM

Hey, hey guys: would it be too late for me to say, "For me to claim 'I'm hungover' would be two syllables too many"?

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:18 AM

Quote:

HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH
I HAD A MONTY PYTHON JOKE LINED UP BUT EVEN I KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:19 AM

And Seth: Never.


Christ, I think I'm turning into the female Pub.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547610)
I have a PM again. Should I check it? It's rarely worth the effort.

IT WAS SO AWESOME AND WORTH IT! IMMA GOIN TO ALWAYS CHECK MY PMs INCASE IT IS EVER THAT AWESOME AGAIN!

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 547612)
I'D CHECK IF I WERE YOU

IT WAS GREAT! YOU ARE GREAT!:)

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547614)
Isn't it fun?

Wait, mine wasn't an obvious joke either? You know, at some point the internet irony just folds on itself and refuses to make sense.

A couple of years ago I had a system in here where I worked out how many turns through Irony we had gone. I was on 23 & this other guy was only on 15 & that was why neither of us appriciated the other.

Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 02:23 AM

When I'm at work at G-Dubs on Wednesdays, I often think of clever ways to answer the question, "How old do you have to be to get the senior discount?" for whenever I want to get fired.

The first one to come to mind was actually the honest truth, which is, "I'll give it to anyone who asks, but I'll roll my eyes in situationally ironic social condescension if I think you look younger than 55."

I think a better one would be "well, when I give the senior discount to people I just ask myself if i'd need to be blindfolded while fucking them or if a brown bag over their face would suffice."

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 547616)
Hey, hey guys: would it be too late for me to say, "For me to claim 'I'm hungover' would be two syllables too many"?

:wank

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547617)
I HAD A MONTY PYTHON JOKE LINED UP BUT EVEN I KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

1985? Cool.

executioneer Apr 10th, 2008 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547617)
I HAD A MONTY PYTHON JOKE LINED UP BUT EVEN I KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I DON'T

WHAT'S BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A BELL

DUNGGGG

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547618)
Christ, I think I'm turning into the female Pub.

Logical fallacy.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 02:32 AM

Quote:

1985? Cool.
I was 4 so it just proves how easily amused I am.

Quote:

I DON'T

WHAT'S BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A BELL

DUNGGGG
*giggles* BUT NO ONE ELSE GETS THE GIGGLES DRUNK OR NOT


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