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Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 09:34 PM


MarioRPG Apr 10th, 2008 09:37 PM

Well played Pub. That's why your the chat king :rock

EDIT: I admit defeat and bit you goodnight.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 09:43 PM

Please don't bite me at any time. :(

Also, Willie is the King, we can't have two Kings.

GADZOOKS Apr 10th, 2008 09:45 PM

You can be queen.

Do you know why?

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 09:48 PM

I do not know why.

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2008 09:51 PM

I know why.

Hold on a second Pub I'll call you and tell you :lol

Sethomas Apr 10th, 2008 09:59 PM

I just took a political subject and inserted a joke that relied on a fairly low level of pop culture. Here are the assumptions I made about my audience that caused things to go wrong wrong.

1) They know what the capital of the United Arab Emirates is.
2) They were born before 1988.
3) They have the ability to detect irony in my voice, which is significantly less monotone than when I was 13.
4) They're not kind of dumb.

Anyways. Here's an actual snippet of REAL LIFE DIALOG I vocalized earlier today, posted completely out of context so as to sound that much cooler.

"Yeah, as soon as I finished explaining that story, I knew there was something interesting I'd left out. I eventually remembered that I have a picture of her disembodied head that I took when I was fifteen."

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547878)
You're one of the 16 year olds with the borrowed hunting rifle I mentioned.

ALSO, WOULD YOU TRY AND SAVE YOUR WIFE IF YOU WERE A ZOMBIE WITH ALL THE MURDER/BRAINLUST THAT ZOMBIES UNFAILINGLY POSSESS?

What happened to my shotgun?
I dunno what I'd do if I were a zombie. What kind of zombie are we talking about? Voodoo? Solanum? T/G-Virus?

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 547898)
I know why.

Hold on a second Pub I'll call you and tell you :lol

You get one more of those before i tell you that you don't have my number. ...oh shit

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 547903)
What happened to my shotgun?
I dunno what I'd do if I were a zombie. What kind of zombie are we talking about? Voodoo? Solanum? T/G-Virus?

What suburb of Malton do you live in? I'm up in Dulston.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 10:24 PM

I looked out my door, and all I could see was Austin, so I'm afraid I can't help you there.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 10:27 PM

Well, I guess that means you have a graphics card or a life or something else in the same vein of things I lack.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 10:29 PM

Like a robot? Damn, you're awesome. Can you plug yourself into the internet?!

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 10:30 PM

Quote:

I just took a political subject and inserted a joke that relied on a fairly low level of pop culture. Here are the assumptions I made about my audience that caused things to go wrong wrong.

1) They know what the capital of the United Arab Emirates is.
2) They were born before 1988.
3) They have the ability to detect irony in my voice, which is significantly less monotone than when I was 13.
4) They're not kind of dumb.
I just got the strangest mental image of the people that you talk to, Seth.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 547911)
Like a robot? Damn, you're awesome. Can you plug yourself into the internet?!

Yes, but it never hugs back. :(

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547912)
I just got the strangest mental image of the people that you talk to, Seth.

Goodwill Cougers.

GADZOOKS Apr 10th, 2008 10:36 PM

specifically Charlie

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547913)
Yes, but it never hugs back. :(

Damned ungrateful internet. You don't need to take its shit.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Yes, but it never hugs back. :(
IT TRIES, BUT WHY DO YOU REJECT THE LOVE

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 547921)
IT TRIES, BUT WHY DO YOU REJECT THE LOVE

You're thinking of it's boner. Hugs don't involve boners. Once you start messing around with other people's boners you start having kids out of wedlock.

...wait? :confused

liquidstatik Apr 10th, 2008 10:51 PM

There's a 5 second rule :rolleyes

WhiteRat Apr 10th, 2008 10:54 PM

I went 1-1 playing Madden 08 on Live. The loss was a great reminder of why I don't like playing games on Live. I'm a pretty sore loser and a poor sport.

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 10th, 2008 10:55 PM

Damn, you guys get 5 seconds? Lucky, over here it's like 1 second and then you get mace'd.

Asila Apr 10th, 2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

You're thinking of it's boner. Hugs don't involve boners. Once you start messing around with other people's boners you start having kids out of wedlock.

...wait? :confused:
I think it would fun to be offended by that

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2008 11:01 PM

In the User Blog suggestion thread I wanted to make a comment but I couldn't think of a nice way of saying that no one here is interesting enough to deserve a blog.

No, seriously, I've read your livejournals, myspaces, & xangas & on the whole? No Thanks.


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