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Zhukov Jul 27th, 2010 04:12 AM

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 04:41 AM

Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 05:36 AM

5'7". rounded up ;<

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693506)
I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

i was at a flea market yesterday and was looking for polo shirts. i found a grand total of 2 that were size small (out of about 150, literally). most were XL-5XL.

5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

Zhukov Jul 27th, 2010 06:50 AM

Well Stralyia is fatter than the US anyway, so there you go, and to be honest most shops here stock one or two size small/medium, and then about five hundred XL XXL XXXL sizes. I think Chinese manufacturers are being slightly patronising.

RaNkeri Jul 27th, 2010 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693507)
Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

:tear

Colonel Flagg Jul 27th, 2010 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 693509)
5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

And yet the people that need them insist on shopping in the "Petites" section of JC Penney's

http://www.brojsimpson.com/gallery2/...&g2_itemId=309

It looks NSFW, but it really isn't ...

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2010 10:10 AM

5XL... ugh. I can't even imagine, that's like the material of 3 tee shirts.

Zhukov Jul 27th, 2010 11:16 AM

Well, I used to work in a tradesman clothing store, like work trousers, steel capped boots and hi-vis jackets. We measured the trousers and overalls in centimeters (sorry Chojin) and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half, and that was only considered XXL.

There are some fat people out there.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693529)
and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693544)
For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2010 03:58 PM

maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 693549)
maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

i wash my shirts like every other day, because i have 1 pair of shorts and like 3 pairs of shirts that are small enough to fit ;<

i wash them in hot water to shrink them too

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 693548)
that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

Dude that's messed up

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2010 04:25 PM

damn dude i dont even know then :( i'm probably like half your size and i wear larges all the time. although im more like 5'9 than 5'7

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 04:25 PM

I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles :(

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2010 04:31 PM

my waist is 24 inches :(

maybe its cause i dont wear guy shirts tight like a woman so im fine with whatever size or something.

executioneer Jul 27th, 2010 04:43 PM

i have a sneaking suspicion i'd need at least XL even if i was at 0% bodyfat my shoulders are hell of wide :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 27th, 2010 04:43 PM

I'm up to a 36 waist. I'm good at 34 as long as I don't eat or drink anything though.

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693554)
I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles :(

my waist measurement was with a tape measure just under the bellybutton

i wear a size 32 in pants

i think dem obliques and dat adonis belt are contributing to inflating my waist measurement

Kitsa Jul 27th, 2010 06:02 PM

I wear huge clothes because I would rather go too big than too small. I've known many women who brag about the small clothing size they wear, but then you can see the outline of their bras and big ol' rolls of back fat, and muffin tops coming out over their jeans, and that's just gross. I'd rather wear a circus tent.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 06:59 PM

You know they do make sizes that are between too big and too small. You act like you only have two choices.

SHIT A CIRCUS TENT OR A BARBIE DRESS? DECISIONS DECISIONS

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 27th, 2010 07:19 PM

IF I WERE TO WEAR MY ERECTION UP INSTEAD OF DOWN MY PANT WIDTH WOULD BE 68.

elx Jul 27th, 2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693506)
I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

idk about women/boy stuff but for girls its:
10, 12, 14 in jeans
medium, large, youth xl in tops

then in juniors it's:
00, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 in jeans
0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in skirts/dresses
xs, small, medium, large, xl in tops

i don't think there is anything larger, which i guess kinda sucks cause then girls would have to like go into women's stuff. also the "petite" section sounds a bit deceptive, it's not for skinny girls, it's for freakishly curvy/and/or short girls.

MattJack Jul 27th, 2010 08:53 PM

BTCH PLZ


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