WAKKA WAKKA

FAG

I love unhappy endings.

so it's the "WHAT IF WE GET MARRIED" girl, then? is that what this fucking thread was about?

THE, "LIFE ENDS WHere iT BEGINS" GIRL

you're all just pissy cause you can't have me

i'm all pissy because i can't kill myself, dude

Have you tried meth? If you don't die, you'll at least feel awesome about everything and drop a few pounds.

I'm happy that you got such a beautiful ring, Tadao. It looks wonderful on your tiny, women like fingers.

Whatever's under the thumb nail is grossing me out

I was waiting for that. You fags are way to slow.

Does she know how to work the prostate?

That's a big thumbs up.

You have my blessing.

Now the thumbnail is really grossing me out >:

what am i, chris farley

Funny thing happened on the way to old age. After tracking down the girl you've loved since 7th grade, getting to 40 years old, marrying her, and living under her rules because she makes more money, things go sour because you don't like rules and fuck that shit.

pardon my late entry into this fray, but are you saying that the "What if girl" is history?

Yep, and I don't think I'll ever get into a serious relationship ever again. 2 marriages gone and I'm too much of a independent lay about to make one work.

Never say never

Say fuck no to rules.

Yeah, there were some weird ones. She basically became controlling without giving anything back. So I know one thing, if I don't like it, I leave, no matter how much you mean to me, I'm not hanging on the cross.

Getting out isn't easy, but after you pull the trigger , you wonder " why the hell did I wait so long?" I did, anyway.

That's never been a problem for me, it's what happens after I pull the trigger. I'm pretty sure it's all me and I'm very difficult and stubborn. So it's whores for me from now on.