Chimp's New Big Thread
 

Who knows? Maybe I'll fill this one up soon. :(

Noone cares anymore, sorry.

So.. very.. true... To little too late.

achimp you are a little baby virgin shut up

For a smart boy he does seem to be a pussy..he's a smart pussy :)

I said maybe. :lol

:(

This thread made me sad.

so, you have to go into detail about how the last one ended

and how you somehow managed two relationships and an intact virginity

aChimp posted a link to that thread not too long ago. It took me three days to chip away at it due to alternating spurts of interest, disinterest and simian narcissism ... AND STILL NOT MONKEY SEX! >:

i'm talking about the last relationship, you faggot

i was around for the old thread unlike some hilarious newbies

Neither am I, you nancy. He posted a link to the board you all spawned from.

1. 'neither am i' isn't a sensible response to anything i said
2. i started posting two boards ago

:/ You're right. what I meant to say was that I wasn't talking about "this" board either.

I'm nopt sure whether we're talking about the same board or not, then. All I know is that it wasn't this one. :(

'i was around for the old thread unlike some hilarious newbies' was in reference to the old thread on the old board

in conclusion, you are gay :<

*let it be known i'm only arguing with you to pad this thread. in the name of tradition.

In conclusioner, Not everyone can be as much the party girl as you


Can't argue with tradition. :(

STOP REPLYING KELLYCHAOS

I thought I did talk about how my last relationship ended. :/

Ah well... maybe later tonight I'll post about that story again. The long and short of it, though, is that you can't be old-fashioned and a feminist at the same time without appearing cheap. I suddenly found myself with reduced access to a car, and she had just bought a new car, but she didn't "drive to guy's houses."

She especially didn't like it when I said she could drop me off at my neighbour's if she was that anal about it. I thought I was being funny. :)

Anyways, she got really offended and started telling me how a "gentleman" was supposed to act around a "lady," hung up on me a bunch of times (and dammit, she beat me to it on the last time I ever talked to her on the phone. I wanted to hang up! >: ), then stopped talking to me for a week all because I asked her if *maybe* she could drive once in a while.

The best line from her when I finally went to get all the stuff I had loaned her was, "I don't know if I want to be with you anymore if you're going to act like this over something small. What would you be like if something big ever happened?" :lol

The latests one, though... I'm still baffled and depressed. :(

You talked about the breakup with the first before, but we haven't heard anything about the new one other than she'd rather watch a sitcom than be with you.

for some reason it intrigues me :<

It is because you are sadistic. :(

I have done too much thinking over the last couple of months. I guess the whole thing boils down to: how the hell do you go from "I'm getting used to the idea of not being single anymore" to "I don't think we should be dating" in the span of a few days?

Of course, there's lots more to that, but I'm too lazy to type it now. :(

You crazy Canadian monkey...
I don't know if they teach this in sex ed in Canada, but in the USofA they teach us a very useful phrase... Chicks are dumb! It boils down to the fact that women don't know what the hell they want, & the other problem is men KNOW what they WANT!!! So my advice is to become gay, have all the sex you want, & make fun of women with your new gay Canadian monkey friends... or you can ignore women for a few years, play D&D, go to college, women are kinda slutty in college. Your final choice is to die alone, having your greatest acheivement being a few odd posting on a humor site's music site, & a cook book no one will buy...

"or you can ignore women for a few years, play D&D, go to college, women are kinda slutty in college. "

He is already in University. :lol

Really... Well Achimp, you are screwed... Stock up on hand lotion, & be prepaired to die alone...

i second the gay thing

Thank you for all the helpful advice. >:

you're welcome, sugar