I don't want Pram Maven to go anywhere. If he's a character, then he's the most masterful I've ever seen. If he isn't, he's so delightfully pathetic.

Pram Maven
remorseful
Location: animal shelter

I have a syringe "blue juice" for you here.

It will cure what's ailing you...I promise.

I don't think he's the most pathetic we've had on these boards, though.

No, he's probably not the most pathetic, but he's up there.

I think Kulturkampf was probably worse, maybe OaO.

Correct me if I'm wrong but OaO was the guy with ZERO personality that posted a bunch of fuckshit in the political forum, which in turn made my brother, who couldn't take a joke jump on him for being a 'right wing' biggot. All the while he posted shirtless pictures of himself all over the forum. Right?

Kulturkampf has my vote for the worst.

I don't even know who Kulturkampf is...

What is character, what you put into the world? Or what the world puts into you? I am positive and negative, light and dark, happy and sad. I wear a mask, but I am a mask covering the mask I wear. All will be revealed when my flesh rots off my bone. Until then, you get to guess which "me" is better known. ;)

Thrash0- I am intrigued, tell me more!

OaO and K².

Brings back memories.

Unfortunately, they used to be successfully repressed. :(

Honestly Pram, why do you keep striving for validation that you know you'll never get? It's repetitive and obnoxious, and it's grounds for permanent banning if it keeps up for yet another goddamn four months.

You have something I want.

Dude. Less is more. And much less is much more.

Just sayin'.

Good point, but this is the only board that stole my humilty and made a mockery of my real life. If I can't have those threads deleted, then I'll just change who I am to something more agreeable.

links pls

This has to be a joke. No one can really be as stupid as you.

I am a chameleon... You all should know that by now. I adapt to what ever is around me. If it's negative energy, I'm negative. Positive energy, I'm positive. In high school, I studied theatre. In college, I studied set building. In life, I create characters and build the worlds they live in. As an animator, I am God.

I'm pretty sure that just means that you don't have a personality of your own.

God wasn't a rapist.

One is in my sig, about 60 times

The I remember why I came here thread in Loveline is good too

I do have a personality of my own, but it hasn't shown up on the internet often. Through 15 years posting as Pram Maven, I kind of lost myself in the role.

See this?

You attacked my livelihood. All you had to do to win was attack Pram Maven. You overshot and landed your blows on the actor playing him.

lol

THESE ARE REAL LIFE PRANKS

WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM FROM ALL YOUR TIME AT ZUG

Threating to sue over Pram Maven being called an idiot was a joke, by the way. This, on the other hand... It's not fair to make up negative things about someone. Through the four months I've been here this year, I never messed with anyone's creative career.

Also, while I do post on Zug, I am not involved in the prank scene. I just post on the message board, which used to be called GAB. It's Zug Live, now.

I rarely post on Zug anymore. Not since Thrash0 posted that porn over there. I hardly post anywhere.

FYI: You have to have a creative career before someone can mess with it

WHAT WASNT FUNNY ABOUT A MAN DIEARRHEAING ON A WOMANS FACE. THE ULTIMATE PRANK.

I DID. I was quite accomplished as an animator and well known (and well liked) on Youtube. The other places people respect me, you don't even know about because they are closed communities. But yeah, Thrash0, I am not just a troll. I just don't have anything going for me anymore. You took it away.

I didn't know Pram hated Mexicans. That's not cool.

Get off your high horse. You're not a goddamn star. NOBODY aside from the people on this website search your name on google. And if they did, they would find a link saying you hate mexicans from a website called I-MOCKERY. If I were a famous animator, I'd hope my fans had a sense of humor.

I don't hate anyone. Someone else posted that garbage. I think it was Chojin.

Alright this is just ridiculous. I've taken the time to actually type out everything that you should do in order to get the fuck over all of this and get on with your life. YOU did all of this. There is only one way to fix it and it's probably gonna take alot of time and effort and a few big changes on your part. I put alot of thought and work into this because I actually feel bad for you dude. Choose to read it and start a new and positive journey, or don't, it's up to you.

HickMan, there are unreasonable people who exist who will not just write off the fact it was on I-mockery as a joke. They will wonder why an entire site would attack a guy who is known for teaching animation techniques and inventing things. They will be confused and misled to believe what isn't true. In this enconomy, that is not something I am willing to gamble on. I need work, pure and simple.

If I don't get work, I will have to sleep in a fucking fold out couch with MY OWN DAD.

Like the "Sleepy Time Juice Box" or the "Portland 2 Nut Kid's Meal".

They are also the kind of people who would fire you after making you help them do non unionized masonry and pipe fitter work for 3 weeks. Is that really the kind of people you want to work for.

OR

Would you prefer a reputable company, with people in charge who are smart enough to understand what this thread is about after looking at the links title?

3 weeks of backbreaking work that has nothing to do with your actual skill set for minimum wage, or years of work with intelligent reputable bosses? If anything we are saving you from making the wrong decision here. And do you thank us? No.

GIVE IT A REST, Thrashhole.

Thrashhole.....

Well it IS better than Flail0 I have to admit

What kind of work are you dissuading me from doing, Pent? Animation work, or working in a factory?

I like "Smash0" too, because all he does is destroy.

*fixed

are you trying to make him sound like a cunt or like a cool guy

cause smash0 sounds cool.

its like if i took pram maven and changed it to... nevermind that names just gay

maybe ham samon i mean i am kind of hungry but that just sounds gross samon flavored ham?

I guess you are a fishy smelling ham, though.

it's never been about fame to me. It's about respect and honor, and positivity.

I am saying the kinds of peole who are fools enough to limit their background check to the first page on Google are the kinds of people who will hire you and say it is for animation, then tell you that before you actually do the animation you have to go through training. Then instead they will assign you to menial tasks that could involve heavy lifting, garage door installation, non unionized plumbing, non unionized masonry, non unionized pipe fitting because "the guy who trains is busy so let's put you here for now.

Of course, you will think it is odd, but you will go along because you want to be a team player. But three weeks go by, and you have yet to receive even a minute of this required training they insist you need. But hey, those projects I listed are all done and suddenly their building is up to code for a deep discount. But "I'm sorry, we have to let you go. It isn't anything you did, we just can't keep you".

We just want to make sure you only get quality jobs

and fanboy pussy.

None of that shit exists on the internet

Pent- oh... Well since you put it that way, I have no beef with I-mockery.

I don't like Pram Maven anymore. I just want to be Pram. Can I do that? Ironically, I'd probably leave shortly after it was changed, but it's the principle of the thing.

whatever Ham Salmon :rolleyes

pram maven

I see what you thought there

please christ mods please change his name

Or Nina Samoan

Pram this sums everything up pretty well (NSFW):

Which ones of these are not like the other ones?

ThrashO, dejonl1hv, danie4ij4, aileeyz0dxp, kellylkg2m, michaor9e, matthp4x4, shirlvutj, b_squared, HickMan, carolilsv, Esuohlim, lafli3skb2, kathyocwz9u, Pentegarn

Yeah the spambot epidemic is getting a bit out of control

Don Carlson. Portland animator. Serial killer. Presidential buttfucker.

skynet spam.

My dog crawls under the blanket, cuddles up somewhere around my mid-section, and I fart in his face once he's comfortable--then he scurries out. It's a fun little game for us.

Hey, Zomboid! What kind of dog do you own?

Man, looking back at the beginning of this thread, it's depressing to see how many of us are still here seven years later.

I spent the day in a neuroscience unit doing IQ tests. Not due to any staggering genius on my part; it's more because my brain's been radiated and they want to figure out what that does to a person 30 years on.

Did great with the vocabulary and reading comprehension and the puzzle-solving. She said I got further on the list of words to define than anyone. She gave me a board of different keys and about 50 different keyholes to fit them into in x amount of time, and I pretty much owned that one so I was feeling pretty good.

And then she gave me some pansy math I hadn't done since elementary school and I felt like a total idiot :( Remember all of that stuff that you think would never be relevant again? Well, I found out where it's relevant...and when you have 10 minutes to solve a page full of problems in 10 point font :(

Weird how you can do great in college math and then be stumped by fourth grade stuff :(

Hi, HickMan!

This one is a chihuahua. Also have an Irish wolfhound cross and a dying German shepherd.

Wow, that's awesome. I just bought my parents a poodle-yorkie mix. He's a pistol! Aren't dogs just neat?

I wouldn't say it's depressing. This site's where I started to experience the internet. I've always liked it, and although I wasn't around for a while, I came back...because of YOU PEOPLE. I miss some of the guys who used to come here. I don't see SAM, Liquidstatik or Schimid post anything lately.

Hey remember when we all traded phone numbers? God was that neat.

my phone number hasn't changed since then and I'm sure someone still has it

Revamp Man

Flagg- YES! I was just about to say that. It's an anagram. Always has been.

More like "Mm...Rape Van", then

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? FUCK OFF.

Those were the search results for Don Carlson in google. I was gonna make a point about how ridiculous they all look, but changed my mind
why the hostility?

Works for me.

Oh, very funny, Thrash0. You're not Charlie Day.

Pram you're not very good at keeping promises

I'm back on Lawn Guyland until Sunday

I forgot how horribly depressing this place is, take me back to Binghamton :(

Great, I'm super compatible with FZ's last.fm faggy taste in music :rolleyes :rolleyes

What? My name hasn't changed. Quid pro quo, Sire.

oh man all the pickles are gone :o

Milhouse, you liked This Heat? Why didn't you tell me >:

I find your post humorous and will express this in the form of a quote and public declaration

Congratulations - you matched me in 5/3398ths of my music tastes.

I was hungry, dammit. :yum

ew you ate the red ones too :x

You're the stupidest mother fucker in the world.

NO SHIT IM NOT, IDIOT.

See, Thrash, in reality he knew you weren't Charlie Day, but he wanted to throw you off his trail. You're dancing to his tune, puppet.

They list only five at a time anyway, so there's way more, but the compatibility percentage also takes into account how much of the same artist we both listen to. SOUL MATE.

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will support frieght truckers smashing into filled family vans in intersections while hopped up on coke because they have problems.

I haven't listened to enough to make a decision yet :(

Let's make love.

YOU MUST REACTIVATE THE REPUTATION SYSTEM BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN

:sexgifs

Christ.

That was the biggest rep boost Pram will ever get

That used to be Booberry. Shy's meanness altered the universe and caused him to get a sex change.

I know what you are but what am I?

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson supports lynching of wife beaters who are not white.

I am not racist, goddammit. Never have been, never will be. Knock it off.

Oh wow, you do know that Shy is Asian or something, right? You can't tell an Asian person to knock it off.

"I'm not racist!"

*says racist thing*


:lol