50 cent back on that gangsta shit
On my way O.T. to flip them bricks
In that big body benz you know its oh 6
Got your bitch on my dick I stack them chips
And a flash as a fuck my jewels so sick
From a block away you can see them kid
Dont front mothafucka you know my style
I dont go nowhere without my 40 cal
I'm on the low shorty gotta thing for the kid
And you know I'm feelin to take her back to the crib
Here we go imma show her how a playa live
At the door I tell her to take her clothes off...shit

I know it's sickening isn't it >:

Bald Guys. What's their problem, amirite?

T-REX I BELIEVE YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY TO SOME OTHER THREAD, YOU BETTER GET GOING

Oh ya! I'll just get my coat.

I found this the other day and I'm afraid to admit that I found it funny because it could very well be a 4ch*n meme :x

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/...gnholyshit.jpg

I just watched Shawshank Redemption again, where's Dufresne?

Probably being awful somewhere.

As a sidenote, the artist of the Dilbert stuff is Julius Zimmerman.

"His font's got serifs goddamn" is probably one of the funnier things I've seen today

It's funny because you really grasped at straws to find something to criticize. Come on, bro, there's way better troll material in there. Would you like me to help compile a list of flaws?

I made one about how Zelda changed my life. That's fucking gold. Use THAT as ammo to tear me a new one. I swear I won't have a single snarky comeback, either. You can totally put me down, I'll say "lol k" and then you can feel totally cool. Plus I like a good roast.

That you just unironically said 'bro' for a start?

Sure, we can start with my faux-surfer lingo.

I knew I'd seen your SN somewhere ;o

so guyz you gunna watch the new house?

What a twist! Small world.

and jeez stop fighting

reasons like this are why we need the mock wars opened back up

Seriously.

Either you meant the new House or I've totally missed an in-joke somewhere.

house as in the tv show... is that what you mean?

Sorry I posted a few seconds late. Yeesh.

Then yah, I'm saving it to watch later, cause Dirty Jobs you know

YES THANK YOU

>:

this guy sure is happy!

I like Mike Rowe. And besides, everytime I watch House I think of Blackadder and then start laughing, and I'm not sure that's the intended result.

what do you people think this is the fucking chat room thread

EDIT:

I'd gotten that impression, but I don't see Pub anywhere so maybe not.

WELL SHIT

FOOD FIGHT

There are black people in my neighbourhood and they fired a gun!

DON'T YOU TAKE THAT SHIT, THROW POTATOS AT THEM

a potato gun! :lol

:oao and this had better mean something

Okay, The Manwich.

You will need...

Granary bread
Peppercorn Honey Beef Slices
Chorizo
Lettuce
Tomato
Sweet Corn
Jalapenos
Black Olives
Pickle
Cucumber
Chicken Bits in Ranch & Tobasco Sauce
Nandos Garlic Piri-piri Sauce
Exceptional Manliness

Booya!

Holy shit :eek

dear internet,

is there a NAME for the emo hairstyle where hair is worn over one eye? or is it just 'EMO CUT'?

I came close to starting to build one the other day, but then realized I didn't have enough spare money.

nice big fucking pop-up ad you fucking grubby sellouts! nah, I'm kidding. maybe.

anyway, howdy all. been a while. :) I mainly stopped in to see how bad you smug elitist pricks trashed GTA4. haha. and, I'm out.

This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between reporting posts. Please try again in 32 seconds.

So the other day I was looking at user accounts on here, & I found one of this really cute black woman, and as I was reading her blog & checking her credit rating, I absent-mindedly wondered why she didn't post and why there weren't more people like her on the board.

...

and I found what I was looking for:

hahahahaha. good stuff. you fucking nerds kill me.

At least you know enough to put your needless & boring troll behavior in the right thread.

Tadao, you could learn from this guy.

Yay!!!! Learning!

Tadao, you used to be so much more. What's wrong buddy?

nah, I'm not trolling. It's all in good fun, right? Right! Good to see you guys haven't changed. Reading a few old threads had me lolllloolling...at myself even :) -- but mostly at Seth and Chojin.

Burnt out probably.

..

And with that post we see one of the irritating PubLover-esque idiots that plague the board banned.

More of us should fall on our swords. >:

Thanks for putting it into your post, too!

more

Do I have to start looking at this forum with images turned off too

It's a little something I call my Anti-GW Maneuver.

You could stop looking at this forum.

..

Dude, you're banned, knock it off.

A month-long ban for something that doesn't even show a nipple might be a little excessive, but hey I just do my job around here :(

Sort of :loo

you wouldn't be referring to this would you

Because I have no idea :<

That reminds me that I haven't checked up on my VampireFreaks stalkers in a while!

Is that thing male?

INSERT GUITAR WOMAN JOKE

Is that a dude

EDIT: NEVERMIND girls-emo-haircut.jpg ;_;

That's a guy, guys.

As if that matters.

Also :lol @ getting Danny banned.

Man the whole emo thing is terrible. Even the '70s had better style

I think a lot of girls with emo hairstyles are really cute :(

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Why does she still have that edit button? She's shown she can't abide by not caving in to her lustful editing desires.

>:

:lol

I notice it a lot still but I never call it out because of the trust he's trying to earn back.

I was under the impression that I could still edit my posts as long as I don't pull a Jamesman and edit every Father Spaz post I made into gibberish.

I like really skinny girls with short dark hair :(

Like the one I'm trying to pursue :tear

:encyclopediadramatica#7

I love my posts, I would never do that to them! Yet can I correct a spelling error? No.


Also, yeah I totally would do that so nevermind. :(

Pub you would erase your whole posting history over the course of an evening there's no way you'll ever get yours back

Speaking of people that shouldn't be trusted :lol

It would make the world a better place. :(

Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

Yeah but nobody cares about him :rolleyes

Not that anyone cares about you either, but they care more :eek

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

I think emos are just dumb, yeah it's a stereotype. I just imagine them on their deathbed, looking back.
"God, I was so gay, I didn't even follow through on my suicide attempts... What the hell was I thinking? Those jeans were made for girls!"

Oh shit that's such a gay post.

Good thing I have an edit button so I can pretend I never wrote it :lol

I'm booking my plane ticket now. I want that hug. I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE IF NEEDS BE!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/wo...html?ref=world

:gannon

Ling ling shuffles shuffles off off this this mortal mortal coil coil :-(

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...cle=1&catnum=0

Are you fucking kidding me. Ugh

WINONA RYDER GIVES ME A BONER >:

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I had this discussion with my friends.

Winona Ryder vs Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman all the time son.



"I see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind!"

OK well since I'm a dork that finds intelligence just about the most attractive thing about a girl I'd probably pick Natalie Portman too >:

Not that I'd pick a buck-toothed Princeton graduate horse face over Winona Ryder but you know what I mean >:

Winona Ryder is pretty!

Oh shit don't agree with me when it comes to taste in women :(

The girl I want to do a sex with has the same hair but hopefully not the same kleptomania :x

:ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA#7>:

Boy hair?

Yeah I guess jerk >: Well it depends to an extent :(

The only difference between me and GW in this case though is that if Winona Ryder had a penis GW would still go for it.

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here. :(

Also the person in question should obviously be female at first glance without even a hint of doubt or else no sale. >:

Probably I mean you saw how Cosmo jumped to the opportunity to start making gay ass small talk.

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton :x

You would bone this? :x