is there any way we can get Helm to make an appearance?

i wish, but helm is far too serious for the internet these days

even though he's online constantly

when does this pile start?

its suppose to start feb. 14, i think

I might be too busy having sex with my 3 wives to participate on the 14th, I only hope my opponent will understand. But being from here, that is highly unlikley that they would of ever have had sex to understand how I am feeling.

hey i'm offering a truce! we don't need this crap and besides, you're an alright guy!!!!!!!!!!

i don't hate anyone on i-mockery except for the noobs!!!!!!!!!

I've updated the first post with a list of who's participating so far. If I missed you or something, let me know.

Also if you happen to be in the two SPECIAL GROUPS included, I would appreciate if you would formally sign up for voting if you're not gonna compete ANYWAY, just so we have a reasonable idea of the number of votes each fight will get.

Dear mr. chojin, i see that i have been blacklisted!

I sent you an e-mail a day or so ago, explaining the christmas ordeal. Not sure if you've got it, though. :x

you should fix these :<

I want to be a voter!

My humor-maker has been raped, murdered, posthumously raped, shattered, and burned. Then, someone took those ashes, raped them, pissed on them, and fired them into the sun.

Which means I could be tied for 1st come Mock Wars season.
But, I'm not gonna compete. I suck too much. I'll vote, though.

You do suck too much! I totally agree with you! :]

I mean, my comedy powers are so awesome, that they can't be viewed in this dimension.
If any man were to hear a WACKY zinger from me, their heads would just EXPLODE OUT OF SHEER AWESOME

Hey Ill make a deal with you fatass. If you join I will too. Fuck OAO.

fuck both of you we will have to stick you two in the play pen to battle

it will be bloody but only 1of you will come out of alive!!

Like I said before, MEGA BLOKS.

juttin needs some block distractions he will just try to bite into zelda's skull and he will start choking on zelda's long greasy hair & zelda will slowly die with juttin's teeth still embedded in his skull :0

ZBF is blacklisted and therefore can't participate or vote.

Same for Juttin.

Unless someone can think of a reason otherwise!

i think if they want to participate, fine, but maybe they shouldn't get to vote

Thing is, we all thought it'd be funny if OAO participated, but I really don't think that they'd play if they got past qualifiers. Zelda especially, he'd just go like

fuck this, I don't care about this anyway whatever man

and post in every other forum instead. There's a certain amount of dedication required for our events and that's why we have a blacklist in the first place for people that have proven that they're far too gay to participate.

Well, you see, Mr. Yockey, I'm blacklisted because, as I said before, I'm a whiny bitch.
A reason to blacklist? Probably not. But, then again, you are KING OF ROAD >:

(Read: A faggot.)


ANYWHOSKI, I'm thinking that I could participate, even if I have to be paired with ralph wiggums.
I don't know. The giant ball of failure will humor me.

juttin and zeldas power of self loathing combined gotta be worth something

THERE SHOULD BE TAG TEAMS.

I suddenly get the feeling that Juttin won't be involved in Mock Wars.