I love your new look, wiffels.

It is pretty good. Can I be bothered making a Halloween avatar? No.

Why would someone friend me on Facebook, no message given, no friends in common, and expect me to accept it?

because you have compassionate understanding eyes and this person just knew they had to get to know you and that you would inevitably accept such an invitation due to the aforementioned compassion

dudeeee is it just me or does it seem way too early to be having midterms? :(

I'm not yet. What planet are you on?

Middle school has midterms early.

Monterry Jack

Quiz-A-Dill-A :rolleyes

Ive been using the same ava sig combo for quite some time now. Just dusted it for teh halloween =P

I feel like the hamster would eat its way through before halloween is here.

I'm thinking of taking up mushrooms.

FUCK COLLEGE.

My parents don't understand me and are squares.

I wpoke up today with a good idea but I think people will think it too morbid for its own good.

I told you, it's ok to jack off to your grandmas funeral picture.

There is a spider in the hallway so big that I am hesitating to approach it. That's really saying something, when I'm iffy around a spider.

the Willy Wonka rifftrax is definitely the best one

For the first time to my knowledge (as far back as I can remember 25-30years) we have a seasonal Halloween store, awesome! But as I was making a purchase yesterday the lady who is running or leasing the store informed me the city has sent her numerous fines such as too much signage. I leave on in a small town on the outskirts if the city and have to admit the city tends to be behind the times. I was excited when we had our first zombie walk last year and it is now annual with our second coming in a couple weeks.

It would be a shame if this is the first and last year for a while that we have one of these great stores to shop in, the woman running it says she is going to wait to see if the store made enough profits after fines to determine her interest in opening it again next year.

That sucks. I'm lucky to live near a year-round Halloween place.

Catch the spider and keep it for a pet!

You can't trust spiders just kill it from a distance. Just KILL it.

Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.

I mentioned that spiders are descendants of Cthulhu's poker buddy, right?

Goddamnit, I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Why can I not sleep right now.