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Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
He's never made an argument.

Yes, he isn't posing an argument, he is simply pointing & laughing.

Kulturkampf Jan 20th, 2006 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
He's never made an argument.

Yes, he isn't posing an argument, he is simply pointing & laughing.

I bet he cannot argue.

I also bet the same of you.

Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2006 10:49 AM

I could also lay aspersions concerning your comprehension skills, but that would certainly not count as 'arguing' either.

mburbank Jan 20th, 2006 11:12 AM

Perfect!

I will also bet you the same and make a raise as well, Klutterkunt!

I have indeed made a argument! My argument is that you suck at english way too much to deserve being taken seriously! I have supported this argument with quotes of your hideousness in the language of the english speaking and mocking parpdy of that style I have just mentioned you have had use of!

In addition, while employing your own overblown yet underproofread linguistic style at you I have argued your ideas are the ideas a stupid person has for instance that the acknowledged doofus governor Nagin is less influential that pat Robertson and that the fame Greek period of Homosexuality is famous for other things! Aslo your idea that the 'Kulture War' is anything beyond the nonsensical ravings of folks who can't rid themselves of a persecution complex even when they are in the majority and control all three branches of government is a bag of poo-poo and your decision to leave the army so you can tattoo your face and hands rveals you to be a complete moron unwothy of anything but ridicule!






I'm a huge fan of your blog, though. And if it is a crime to want to rub your Kute nubbly little head THAN LET ME BE GUILTY!!

Jeanette X Jan 20th, 2006 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
(and again, this is what liberals resort to)

No, I am not going to use physical violence against liberals.

But they are cunts.

I am not unwilling or incapable of debating a conservative. I have debated many on other boards and found many of them to be intelligent and insightful, and I respect them as intellectual equals.

The reason I have chosen to make fun of you rather than debate you is because you are an ignorant asshole, not because you are a conservative.

mburbank Jan 20th, 2006 11:24 AM

HA! I am not afraid of your potential internet violence! Hit me right in the face over the internet if you dare, but I don't think you have the balls for i! Let's throw down over the internet! I bet you are too afraid to have an internet fist fight with me, Kulture Warrior!

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EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN!

Get up off the internet matt, you Red Legs!

Chojin Jan 20th, 2006 11:28 AM

Max, you're hurting my brain :<

Pharaoh Jan 20th, 2006 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
(and again, this is what liberals resort to)

'Resort' kinda implies that Mister Burbank feels his past arguments have failed against your masterful masterness. What you seemly fail to grasp is that he's simply pointing & laughing.

He's never made an argument.

He has said:

"You suck at English."

"You.. suck in general."

That's because he really sucks, he's an just an ugly little nerd and he's pissed off about it.

mburbank Jan 20th, 2006 12:22 PM

I'm of average height, thanks. And I have been a punk since my highschoolage back when punk was something a little more fresh than a civil war re-enactment guild, like it is today.



Actually, I was never a punk, although I was out of diapers when the Sex Pistols were releasing albums. And I wasn't talking to you, Pharoah! You don't hold my interest! I was speaking to my red legged love puppy!

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 20th, 2006 12:22 PM

:puke

Pharaoh Jan 20th, 2006 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mburbank
I'm of average height, thanks. And I have been a punk since my highschoolage back when punk was something a little more fresh than a civil war re-enactment guild, like it is today.



Actually, I was never a punk, although I was out of diapers when the Sex Pistols were releasing albums. And I wasn't talking to you, Pharoah! You don't hold my interest! I was speaking to my red legged love puppy!

Us conservative punks have to stick together, if Kulturkampf leaves then you'll be onto me, and I can't be bothered to check every word is spelled right. I'm an ex-punk from way back and I can assure you that Kulturkampf is the genuine article.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 20th, 2006 02:16 PM

that's like George Bush vouching for Dick Cheney's honesty.....

mburbank Jan 20th, 2006 03:00 PM

Pharoah, I'll never give you the attention I give KuntalKlamp. You are nowhere near as funny.

And neither of you are punks, and there's no such damn thing as conservative punks. You might as well call yourselves 'Conservative Greasers' for all you have to actually do with Punk which came and went before you were born. Just because no one can be bothered to come up with a name for what you all are you feel like you need to spoil the memory of something. Any actual punk (and if they aren't in at least their mid fourties they were only punk the way a birthday clown is a Barnum and Bailey paid professional) would have kicked your liver out for having a political philosiphy alllied with anyone in the least bit of power. Why don't you just call a spade a spade and be Conservative Poseurs who think They're Tough.

Pharaoh Jan 20th, 2006 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mburbank
Pharoah, I'll never give you the attention I give KuntalKlamp. You are nowhere near as funny.

And neither of you are punks, and there's no such damn thing as conservative punks. You might as well call yourselves 'Conservative Greasers' for all you have to actually do with Punk which came and went before you were born. Just because no one can be bothered to come up with a name for what you all are you feel like you need to spoil the memory of something. Any actual punk (and if they aren't in at least their mid fourties they were only punk the way a birthday clown is a Barnum and Bailey paid professional) would have kicked your liver out for having a political philosiphy alllied with anyone in the least bit of power. Why don't you just call a spade a spade and be Conservative Poseurs who think They're Tough.

mid fourties? philosiphy?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Sorry but that's highly amusing coming from the spelling Nazi.

Let's see, which band would you say started '70s punk? The band that all British punk bands in 1976/77 respected and were influenced by. That's right, The Ramones. And who would you say was the leader of The Ramones? The punk that started it all off?
Yes, right again, Johnny Ramone.



You suggest to original punks that Johhny Ramone should've had his liver kicked out and they'll make your screwed up ugly face look even uglier. :troutslap

mburbank Jan 20th, 2006 03:58 PM

If you're old enough to remember the Ramones releasing albums and your interest in them isn't more like my interest in Artie Shaw, more power to you.

No, wait, less power. because that would mean you actually were walking upright back then and you STILL think 'Conservative Punks' exist, which would be very, very sad.

And I've never been a spelling Nazi. I'm quite possibly the worst speller at I-mock. I'm a structure Nazi. TurkeyKlit can spell any way he wants, but he should try to put some small effort towards making sense.

Have I attacked you the same way, even though I guess you go to the same summer camp or something? No. Because you write like a human being. A boring human being far less in need of my care, but human.


He's way more fun.

glowbelly Jan 20th, 2006 05:19 PM

the ramones didn't invent punk >:

iggy pop did >:

Spectre X Jan 20th, 2006 06:25 PM

I see that Max, by ridiculing the label of "conservative punk rocker", has already made clear that Kulturkampf is in no way a punk or a rocker or any combination thereof.

"Conservative punk rocker" is an oxymoron, Kulturkampf. And you're not a punk rocker.

Pharaoh Jan 20th, 2006 06:41 PM

Nobody invented punk, but The Ramones were the band that inspired the British punk explosion in 1976.

And Johnny Ramone was politically conservative, a conservative punk rocker.

Link here

He was a rebel in a rebel's world, though. Johnny Ramone was a fiercely Republican-voting, NRA-supporting musician in a milieu that is remarkable for its embrace of all things left.
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Johnny went worldwide public with his partisanship in 2002, when the Ramones were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. At the microphone to give props to the people who made it all possible, he offered his own version of a Michael Moore moment.
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"God bless President Bush, and God bless America," he said, clad in his trademark T-shirt, ripped blue jeans and leather jacket.
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"I said that to counter those other speeches at the other awards," Mr. Ramone says in a phone interview. "Republicans let this happen over and over, and there is never anyone to stick up for them. They spend too much time defending themselves." Â*

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Kulturkampf Jan 20th, 2006 11:03 PM

The thread degenerated.

There is no point talking about the validity of conservatism and punk rock with people who probably have no idea what Oi! music is, and who references to some of the most prominent of these bands would draw blank stares.

I withdraw here, being that this is total degeneration.

Big Papa Goat Jan 21st, 2006 03:43 AM

more like jew york times

Spectre X Jan 21st, 2006 06:55 AM

Also, that's not a fake photograph. It's just an incorrect one.

Please learn what words mean, KulturKampf.

glowbelly Jan 21st, 2006 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
The thread degenerated.

There is no point talking about the validity of conservatism and punk rock with people who probably have no idea what Oi! music is, and who references to some of the most prominent of these bands would draw blank stares.

I withdraw here, being that this is total degeneration.

:lol

are you sayin that you are more punk than me? :(

*edited for stupid mistake fixin

Pharaoh Jan 21st, 2006 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spectre X
Also, that's not a fake photograph. It's just an incorrect one.

Please learn what words mean, KulturKampf.

A fake isÂ*somebody or something not genuine:Â*a person or thing that appears or is presented as being genuine but is not. The photo was presented as a genuine photo of damage from the U.S. airstrike in Pakistan. It actually wasn't and therefore was a fake.

Jaeger S Meistersen Jan 22nd, 2006 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh
A fake isÂ*somebody or something not genuine:Â*a person or thing that appears or is presented as being genuine but is not. The photo was presented as a genuine photo of damage from the U.S. airstrike in Pakistan. It actually wasn't and therefore was a fake.

You're right...you're absolutely right. It is a fake...except that you're fucking wrong. the LABEL which has been proven spurious may well be a fake, but the photograph is still A PHOTOGRAPH, YOU MORONIC ASSHOLE!

Now let me hand down some fucking wisdom from high atop Mount Jaeger, okay? Iggy Pop invented Punk Rock. say all you want that nobody invented it, but know that you're wrong. Punk Rock is a musical movement and all musical movements must have their roots. The Ramones were influenced by the nearby MC-5 and the Stooges...Iggy Pop, front man of the Stooges was influenced by NOTHING! because Iggy Pop is a fucking lunatic.

Secondly, I was always of the opinion that the leader of the Ramones was Joey...being...i dunno...the front man and all. Say what you will about who wrote the songs, but Joey Ramone? Joey Fucking Ramone. Now shut up, you posturing shitbag.

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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
I withdraw here, being that this is total degeneration.

If you were punk rock, you would WORSHIP fucking degeneration, being a natural state towards which all things eventually gravitate. If you were xpunkxfuckingxrockx you would kiss the bloody distended butthole of degeneration because it means the toppling of organizational structures...like governments...

So don't leave now! Especially after you've just mentioned Oi! (note the pretentious use of the exclamation point for SHOCK value) music...the music that started as a more aggro offshoot of punk and working man's skinhead music and devolved into the haven of nazi trash and white power rhetoric. Don't go after you've just made the WOEFULLY horrid mistake of dragging racism into this little hullabaloo! The fucking fun is just starting and the cock sparring (yes...a clandestine reference to an Oi! band, thus proving that i know the scene) has just begun...i have yet to be given the opportunity to rip off your 4skin!

You're a twit, KK...you're a twit just barely missing another K in your name to verify your twittering twitness. But I leave proof of that in the hands of Mister Burbank, as he is the Twitfinder General 'round these here parts. I, on the other hand, have come to assert myself as the stone wall beyond which your flimsy arguments and assertions will not pass.

p.s. Conservative Punks? NO SUCH FUCKING ANIMAL!

ziggytrix Jan 22nd, 2006 01:04 PM

Hey, if the Log Cabin Republicans can exist, I don't see why someone can't call themself a conservative punk.


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