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Immortal Goat Oct 6th, 2003 10:25 PM

BEST COMMERCIALS EVER!!
 
I like the older Blockbuster one where this lady is asking herself what kind of movie she is in the mood for, and it shows examples of them. It eventually gets to the point where you see these African hunters going after a boar for a documentary. Then the youngest hunter gets pissed at the older hunter, who is his father, and that is for a coming of age film. Then, for the best part, as an example of a family film, the boar asks the father if he wants him to go talk to his son (sounds exactly like Babe), and the dad screams. I love it :lol


What are YOUR favorites?

CaptainBubba Oct 6th, 2003 10:38 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/c...al/default.asp

Immortal Goat Oct 6th, 2003 10:45 PM

Damn, I forgot about that one. OK, new rule. It has to be an AMERICAN commercial. How the hell am I supposed to compete with the fucked-upedness of the Japanese??!!

Jixby Phillips Oct 6th, 2003 11:09 PM

ONE WORD: WAAAAAAAAAAAAZUP! :lol :lol :lol

Ghost of Fraiser Oct 6th, 2003 11:16 PM

The downy toliet paper commercials where the cartoon bears relieve themselves on trees is classic.

budgetjiggalo Oct 6th, 2003 11:22 PM

Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

AChimp Oct 6th, 2003 11:42 PM

I like the commercial where the baked potato and the Imperial margarine tub get married and go on a honeymoon. :(

Schimid Oct 7th, 2003 02:14 AM

IF SOMEONE DOESN'T POST A FANTA SHOKATA COMMERCIAL I WILL BE PISSED >:

Bennett Oct 7th, 2003 08:45 AM

I think this one's yours Shimid:

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mi...F-47CB3825F629

Best commercial ever? "Where's the Beef?"

Mockery Oct 7th, 2003 09:47 AM

Well since we're not counting the Japanese commercials, I'd have to say that one of my favorites was for Outpost.com They had a great, twisted advertising campaign going. Their first one was where they fired a gerbil from a cannon through the "O" in their company name. The second one, they released a pack of ravenous wolves on a high school marching band.



I really loved these commercials, and the old announcer guy in them ruled. I couldn't find the wolves one, but here's the Gerbil Cannon one. You're better off right-clicking to save it to your computer, cuz it's about 10 megs in size and doesn't stream very well.

ShanghaiOrange Oct 7th, 2003 10:29 AM

The trix cereal commercial that ends up being a got milk commercial. :(

budgetjiggalo Oct 7th, 2003 01:38 PM

That wolf commercial is fucking great.
http://www.wolfcross.com/wolves.html

Mockery Oct 7th, 2003 02:25 PM

Sweet, you found it. I fucking love that commercial!

Old Man: "Heh heh heh... that's good stuff."

:lol

O71394658 Oct 7th, 2003 03:16 PM

There was a tuna commerical where some bear catches a tuna, and some guy comes along, and the bear and the guy martial arts the fvck out of each other, but the guy wins.

Best commercial ever. :(

Jixby Phillips Oct 7th, 2003 03:30 PM

One of more recent commercials I actually really like, it's for one of those phone picture things where you can take pictures and send them with your cell phone or whatever. There's one where this woman takes a picture of a guy at a dinner, who is totally pigging out and being a slob, food all over his face etc. She sends it to her friend saying "What do you think of you're new boyfriend?" The woman recieves the photo and the message from her friend, turns to the person next to her, "I do love him."

It's just so great the dramatic way the woman says the line, and how it's just the complete opposite of what you'd expect.

Bennett Oct 7th, 2003 03:55 PM

a recent favorite of mine are the viagra commercials where a guy walks into his office and everybody's like: "did you get a new haircut/suit," or "have you been working out/eating different"... it's like everyone call tell that there is something different about him, it just hasn't registered that it's his raging boner.

The other one that is among my favorites of all time was actually more of a domestic abuse p.s.a. These two little kids are playing house, and the little boy's performance is AMAZING. Way better than Haley Osment or J. Lipnicki or even J.T.T. in his prime. The delivery of lines such as, "What is this? I can't eat this!" which are followed with him knocking the plastic place settings off the table are so dead-on, that it is at the same time chilling and hilarious.

ScruU2wice Oct 7th, 2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O71394658
There was a tuna commerical where some bear catches a tuna, and some guy comes along, and the bear and the guy martial arts the fvck out of each other, but the guy wins.

Best commercial ever. :(

i thought the bear was real till it started doing the kung fu...

i was seriously gonna make a worst comercial topic but i didnt have the time >:

HickMan Oct 7th, 2003 05:26 PM

http://www.us.dockers.com/fal03a/doc...=1065562006372

This is the one I think of when I hear, "Best commercial ever". :(

EverythingWillSuck Oct 8th, 2003 01:12 AM

The Legend of Zelda.

Drev Oct 8th, 2003 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck
The Legend of Zelda.

But which one? The Zelda Rap? The one with the crazy guy going "P-p-p-peahats!"?

Anonymous Oct 8th, 2003 05:09 AM

I love the PSAs about weed; The one where the black dudes hit a little girl on a bike and the one where the kid shoots his friend in the face.

I also love this chewing gum commercial that's on now where people keep stealing the gum from one another in the office and hiding. One dude's wearing an outside suit and bursts through the window to get it, and another guy's hiding in a water cooler.

And I still hate Truth.com commercials with a passion.

Zhukov Oct 8th, 2003 09:48 AM

The only American comercials I have seen are:

An Oreo ad where this little shit of a child says "first you lick it, then you twist it..." I hate that ad.

The other one has some guy with a big white thing on his head and he is selling hamburgers or something and he busts into this guys house and he chases him out back and beats the shit out of him. I love that ad.

Jeanette X Oct 8th, 2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice


i thought the bear was real till it started doing the kung fu...

i was seriously gonna make a worst comercial topic but i didnt have the time >:

I thought so too. That commercial was great.
Also, I think there was a worst commercial thread at one time or another...

There was a commercial that showed a mattress moving up and down, and you heard grunts in unison with it, so you think that someone is having sex on it. Then you see some guy jumping up and down on the mattress, sneaker in hand, trying to swat a spider on the celieing, and grunting in frustration. I know it doesn't sound like much, but it was so well directed that it made me laugh.

the_dudefather Oct 9th, 2003 12:36 PM

i hate 99.9% percent of all ads, especially diet coke and coca-cola ads.

im trying real hard to think of a funny ad.

hmmm.....

ahhhh.....

ooooo.....


nope, ill get back to you on that one

Spectre X Oct 9th, 2003 02:24 PM

the bear one was the best ever. everybody stop posting here, the bear won. :(


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