The official**COUNTING UNHATCHED CHICKENS**thread!
 

Bush is invulnerable!
Iraq has WMD!
Dean is the frontrunner!
We found the WMD!
Hillary is running for President!
We know exactly where the WMD are!
Kerry is Toast!
There's no doubt about the WMD!
David Kay is going to turn up some suprises!
We found the WMD!
We found the WMD!
We found mobile chemical weapons labs!
We found the WMD!
Chenney is an asset!
Bush is invulnerable!

Thatcher is invincible!
Poll tax is good!
Privatize water!
That's not my bike!

That's a beautiful poem.

KERRY IS TOAST

:lol

Bush is America's best and brightest!

This thread is going to be fun come Nov.

For one of us, certainly. Until November you're being and idiot. Unless, like Pat Robertson, you believe God almighty has personally annointed W.

Bush will get reelected!
OPEC will stop screwing us over!
Minorities will stop complaining!
Welfare recipients will get a job!
ARA's will learn they can't win!
Ingrid Newkirk will admit she's a lying asshat!
Dubya will raise his I.Q. to 4!
Osama will turn himself over!
I will discover a satchel of money outside my door!
We'll have flying cars!
...and pigs!
Computers will think like we do!
...and complain about their jobs!
Women will learn there is no glass ceiling!
The oceans will boil over!
The moon will explode!
We'll learn telepathy!
We'll exceed the speed of light!
...and send someone to Mars!
...and learn we are NOT alone!
This site will be updated more often than once a week!
Stoppa will show us his actual picture!
...and it turns out he IS what he says!
We'll dig through the earth!
...and finally find Waldo!
We'll clone Einstein!
...and he'll turn out to be a hippie!
I will get serious questions on my threads!
Congress will give all of their money away!
...and retire!
Taxes will no longer exist!

And most unlikely of all...

Vinth will get the point!

Meatman will still be a fucking tool.

YAY!

That one will happen, one day...