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HAY GUYS I'M ZINGER

:rave

:fu

Hey Lenor seriously no one uses the Wang emoticon so cut it out

I know I have never used it :\

Sorry guys, I was trying to start a 'New Trend'.

:/

I like Zinger more than at least five people around here.

He gets my vote out of the sudden swarm of forum virgins because he is english

Since when are you english Moobs you faker?

uhh since forever i live like a couple of miles away from you remember?

These are lies, where do you live!

He lives in Liverpool!

He lives in Winchestertonshire. :lol

That's like the other side of the country you northern bastard.

i am eating chicken and my dog wants it so bad she is shaking.
i suck because i'm american :( i'm not fat though which is the stereotype i guess.

but I like Arsenal better. I mean Liverpool is 1 position ahead of Arsenal, but really, Arsenal has Henry and Van Persie. Resistance is futile. I hate Chelsea though, wankers through and through. Even though they are doing well :(

What the hell are you talking about?

double :(

oh yea and FUCK Manchester United, who fuckin likes Man U? Really?

WHAT? AMERICANS ARE NOT FAT?

Lies.

Hehehe. I'm a fairly skinny guy.

I am telling the truth! Not all French people wear berets too! I was shocked when I found out!

I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio. My ancestry moved there a very long time ago because it reminded them of the Rhineland.

I miss being there, I especially miss the cold.

I don't recall any of my family being from England or Britain or the U.K. or whatever the hell you call it, but I think some of my father's family came from Wales, (which is pretty close there I noticed when I last saw a map.)

I'm talking about some mother truckin Football, or SOCCER to an Englishman such as yourself. :posh

Kathryn, all French people do have silly mustaches and OUTERRRRRAGEOUS ACCENTS! :: python

We're FRENCH!

Why are you in England?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

I have a few American friends who think I'm really stereotypically British, but I'm really not.

The US ladies like my accent though, aparantly.

i'm part french

I thought, the joke was referring to U.S. States, not the entire country.

I live in NY.

Therefore, since walking is the thing around here, I'm def not fat.And Matt your making absolutely no sense. Maybe I'm just too much of a Yankee.

US ladies have parties in their pants for accents.

MattJack- they also carry around baguettes!

Wowie, a real-life gay frenchman.

West Virginian

which part?

:lol:lol:lol I slay myself. :lol

I know, my sarcasm was a little dry maybe? I was just being a dick, pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Noob, me too! But it's Cajun french :(. Does that count? ... wait.. I came from people who came from Canada...

Hmpf, two out of three 'aint bad.

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

warm beer?! Why would you do that to yourself? You know that we have the technology to cool your beverage?

Toast and Beer? My mind is officially blown.

Ale should be served at the termperature of the barrel in the cellar, which is usually cool. NO COOLER.

...but certainly not warm.

Yeah, I know. I'm backwards and random like that sometimes.

The "dark beer" is Guiness, so you know.

CUZ WE TAAAAAAAAKKKINN OVAA

CONVICTT MUUUSIC

My friend's parents are Irish. Last night they were cursin and shit, I couldn't stop smiling. His mom got +5 attractive points for the accent, but then quickly lost them with her river dancing which was making my penis soft.

I hope my children all have different accents from the UK.

Guiness is grisly, gus. We have plenty of dark ales which are much nicer.

For some reason, I don't think convicts really listen to Akon.

I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON DAT POLEEEEEE

s'my boi

I WUNNA F*CK YOU

Hey, Bubba...

"Fun for the entire family!" - Siskel and Ebert

"How old am I?" - Leonard Maltin



"Offishally endors-ed by KFC and Reeeeeed Kool-Aid."

I am sooo renting this.

This girl stabbed her dad with a crack-pipe, because he woud'nt buy her more crack.

that reminded me of that movie in too deep where ll cool jayy is tha boss of a gang oh man i liked that movie

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7968/diversitytp0.gif

Diversity in the workplace.

sevenforce get in here :o

yeah ok you fucking racist piece of shit

:lol too late

don't be so fragile, bby

i guess im not so quick on the draw tonight

yeah whatever man you want me here

yeahh, i've got the house to myself but nothing to do ;_;

yeah ur alright 8)

it's naked time for you if the house is empty!

yeah so im gonna chase away the two new female board members

i need to keep the quota intact

i dont like gettin naked unless someones hurr to join in :x

yeah w/e 7f

im listenin to eisley :D

oh wait not anymore now its that song that goes

YOU'RE UNBELIEVEAABBBLE
DU DUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU DU DUD DUD UDUD UDUDU DUD DU

aw i like eisley i was listening to 'marvelous things' a few minutes ago.

i was listenin to viintage people :]

Now I'm listening to The Beach Boys because I am SOOOO hardcore.

hey now i was just listenin to WOULDN'T IT BE NICE :x

OMG THAT IS WHAT I WAS LISTENING TOOOOOOO!

TWINS!

MAYBE :eek

now im listenin to cry me a river :lol

justin timberlake? that's so savage. i'm listening to the ramones because i'm soooo punk rock.

I SEE YOU LOOKN AT ME AND YOU ALREADYYY KNOWWWWWWWW

Omg those shirts are soo hawwwwt.

the background he is standing in front of is hypnotizing.

nahh thats just tha effect he has on women :x

could be.

be still my throbbing loins.

eww gross

sorry...too graphic?

im throbbing too :x

Do you already know?

huhhh?

THROBBING PARTY! woo someone get the red plastic cups!

I WUNNNNNA F*CK YOU (FUCK YOU)
YOU ALREADY KNOW
I WUNNNNNA F*CK YOU (FUCK YOU)

oh no, i've said too much!

This is getting hot, someone pull the fire alarm thingy and make the sprinklers go off.

oh i like that song :D

only if ur wearing white ;D

not at the moment but i'm wearing spongebob boxers and my bra. OH AN SHEEP SLIPPERS

We should all wear some wife beater and listen to Akon while them fire sprinklers are going off.

I WUNNNNNNNAAA FUCK YOU

and wife beaters too!

im wearing pjs and a wife beater 8)