She could probably do her business if she pulled her pants down. :\

EEG :x

EEGs are meh.

I had an EMG last year when they thought I had permanent nerve damage from a botched spinal block. That was the fourth suckiest test I've ever experienced*, and I've experienced the biggies.

I knew I was in trouble when the doctor administering the test (red flag- when a doctor administers a test and doesn't trust a lesser clinician, expect bad things) walked in reading the instruction manual. Then he explained, as he prepped the four inch needles that were to go in "as deep as they need to", that he needed to guess where my femoral artery was because he wouldn't be able to stop the bleed if he impaled it, meaning I might bleed to death.

The needles are supposed to act as radio transmitters, reading electrical impulses through the muscles. Either he jabbed a nerve, or I got shocked by the machine, or something, because the sensation was pretty fucking horrible.

The physician who ordered the test said it's referred to as "the attitude adjuster".

*distant fourth behind aforementioned botched spinal, during which I thought the inept anesthesiologist might actually paralyze or kill me, a bone marrow aspiration with no anesthesia and a lingual thyroid biopsy with no anesthesia, during which I choked on my own blood and had to be suctioned, then was physically unable to leave the room of my own volition and had to be wheeled back to the doctor's office, where I spent an hour or so in the fetal position.

hey guys what happened to the 2008 mock wars tournament

Apparently ridiculing a person's possible sexual orientation and implying that he plays with Polly Pocket is a private messagable offense around here these days

hey what happened your permanent legal place of residence

no really what happened where did it go

Hey guys, anybody seen Zomboid around lately? Just wondering why he hasn't been posting much. :picklehat

I've been busy making cardboard chapeaus that resemble vegetables and writing letters of praise to you.

oh CRAP :chatter

Told ya!

Oh hey! He's back! Welcome back Zomboid! Good to see ya! It's been too long! :picklehat

Hey -RoG-!

I really liked your latest piece on that thing from the 80s. You know the one - it had animated gifs.

blecch

Thanks! I really liked your latest post about my latest piece from the 80s. But you know what could've made your post even better? Animated gifs. :picklehat

I concur. Unfortunately, I have to go off to a final at school. Boy, it'll sure be hard to concentrate now that I have all those wacky animated gifs stuck in my head :lol

Here's two for the road!

i love carpet

I played some hybrid of beer pong and flip cup called flong last night. It wasn't groundbreaking but it was nice to try something new.

GR8 TO HEAR

MANTIS ALWAYS HAS TO PIPE IN.

To bad he doesn't pass it.

PASS WHAT