Mr. Mockery is a homosexual man.
 

He doesn't even know the lyrics to Cameo's "Word Up!" by heart.

Pathetic.

Aversionline makes Ed Norton crack a smile every time he bends over.

MR MOCKERY IS NO HOMOSEMEXUAL AND IT THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE IT BACK >:

I THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN :(

LOOK AT THAT HAIR >:

Your stranglehold on the English language is impressive.

YOU HAVE ONLY BEGUN TO BE IMPRESSED BY MY ENGLISH LANGUMAGE! >:

Yo Line, we be done got us a grammar cop already. When Sadie is sick or on vacation, you's be told a day ahead a time.

I have to give it to him, He has balls to say that.

I knew it. I KNEW it. I told you. Didn't I tell you? I KNEW IT. Doopa's just his sister or something. I mean, the chemistry between Mock and Military Messiah. COME ON. Every time they post together, WOOSH. It's like fireworks and candy.

I'm just not clear on one thing. Do they share Protoclown, or something?

Hoop master flash
 

never attack a man that has his own web site he might have a hissy fit.

Yes, one of my best friends whom I've known for years and years. You're damn right it takes balls for him to say that, especially since I have the power to make his dog piss all over his floors.

SHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU IDIOT! PROTO'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT US. KRYSTE... JACKASS.

slavemason, stop being cool to me this instant. :P

I'm surrounded by gaiety.

Let me guess, you're the straight eye in a homo-hurricane. Well I don't think that's right, I think you're the gay tap root in this kudzu thread.

I HAVE PROOF! that aversionline goes out every saturday, and let's himself get ass-raped by a big gang of dirty, homosexual, smelly bikers! I can't really remember where I left it though, must be the Wodka. but I do have proof, because I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, Big Brother, from 1984, and have camera's EVERYWGER arghg gotta lay off of de Wokdagfdbnssssss........aaah, an pink elefant wit wings.......*snoar*

If only your mother hadn't of missed you with the clotheshanger..

For a bunch of nerds frequenting the forums of a COMEDY website, your lack of sarcasm and wit is disappointing, to say the least. Is this the best you can come up with? Ass rape? Clotheshanger abortions? Such trite one-liners do little to amuse anyone other than yourselves. And to think, you can't even perceive most sarcasm when it's practically slapping you in the face...

Yes, this is the world we live in.

This guy may turn out alright. :)

yes, if he were to be brutally murdered.

Again with the weak one-liners? Come back next week when your brain's done working overtime on a real insult, champ. It's like the Special Olympics: "You can do anything... if you put your mind to it." Wait, that's not right. "It doesn't matter if you win or lose..." No, no... that's not it either. Oh, wait, I got it: You sir, are gay.

This might help, Rog:

Your pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too
We're about to go down
And you know just what to do
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Gilde by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mamma
Come on baby tell me what's the word

yet special olympic jokes are the funniest :(

I believe he was making fun of the people who constantly refer to the special olympics when verbally attacking other people on the internet, Glowbelly.

Re: Mr. Mockery is a homosexual man.
 

I didn't know the words to "Word Up!" either, then my wife came along and sang it to me. I was pretty rattled by the whole ordeal.

Thanks for the info on Mr. Mockery. Maybe he knows my friend Jason. He too is a homosexual man. He sings me rock ballads and I'd boo him but I fear he'd kick me out of the band.

OK. :/