I like the emphasis that the clash give behind you.
They knew this image would one day be made.
Why has the good Doctor not picked up on this common error until now? :rolleyes

:tear

If you had done that thing where you just quoted a bunch of my posts, you'd probably still have a website. :lol

Because I think you think I'm just that great. :x

By the internet gods I wish I had put some spoiler tags around that image. :(

I forget, is your website still even up?

HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE TREATING HIS WEBSITE LIKE IT WAS A REAL WEBSITE. :lol

AND NOT A TERRIBLE JOKE. :lol

THE WEBSITE OF A RAPIST. >:

WHAT THE FUCK MILHOUSE >:

IF I STOPPED TREATING TERRIBLE JOKES AS REAL THINGS THAN I DON'T THINK I'D HAVE ANY WILL TO LIVE.

THE RENOWNED RAPIST ESUOHLIM'S WEBSITE WAS NOT THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET.

IT EXPIRED APRIL 28, 2007 :tear

I WOULD HAVE MADE A TRIBUTE PAGE BUT I COULDN'T PUT IT ON MY WEBSITE >:

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS, RAPIST!

:x

Because I didn't have any reason to read that thread until I got a job with access to the forums. Ass.

Congratulations on the better job, sir! :)

Thank you. It's nice to have a computer that can access the internet outside of Wikipedia and NBA.com. It's also nice to have an office email account that can actually be used to email other people in the office.

I'm surprised any job let you have access to Wikipedia, it's like the Playboy of information.

Uh, pretty but essentially fake.

While not convinced, I am willing to accept truthiness over actually finding a valid source.

Also, not all jobs that allow internet access are crazy limiting facists. Some even let you look at porn! :eek

Not mine though. :)

When I worked for TiVo as tech support, I had access to Wikipedia, MySpace, IMDB, I-Mockery, porn, etc.

I was almost ALWAYS on Wikipedia or IMDB though. Sometimes I-Mockery on a slow night.

Captain Blood.

They let us have access to those two sites because we convinced them that we needed to look up info on NBA players for the game we were testing. Which was partially correct.

I miss esuohlim's site. I actually read it.

Even my articles?

I went back to reread a few of my site's old pages and this is the first time in my life I didn't feel embarrassed while reading shit I wrote in the past :(

Even Seven Force's article was funny

Pub had his moments :lies

PaGE BrEAk

:)

Are we posting sarcastically nice things people have said about me here? :)
>:

great, now it's like this room is all the people I play team fortress 2 against >:

Gordon Bombay.

Re:343. The only exercise I managed in my late teens was laser tag. Since then I have done no exercise at all. :x

This thread is really metal now

i always thought the internet had a metallic taste to it

You're thinking of blood.

Or well water.

Don't Bathe in it though; it'll leave you greasier than when you where filthy

I-Mockery Chat(FOR ALL YOU CHATROOM NEEDS)


I have those sometimes a lot of times. :roastbeef

pub lvoer when you were in ingland did you see my sister cause i think she was there the same time :eek

I'm sorry Willie, I did not see your sister while I was in the UK. I was in some pretty unpopular places so it was all my fault.

According to New York police Actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in a Manhattan apartment.

Batman got him. :lol

he was being such a jagoff

It's the batman curse :eek

This is seriously not funny at all if it delays the dark knight :(.

I'm sure we can give Batman enough credit to kill disturbingly pretty Hollywood actors and still have time foil the Joker's diabolical plans. Jeez.

It's just publicity for the new film.

Christian Bale killed him to make sure the box office sales are the best ever.

Because Batman likes it when his films do well.

wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!

i dont even know who he is, so i'm un effected.

Dude, you should totally watch 10 Things I Hate About You! It is his best movie.

I'm surprised Brock Samson hasn't been mentioned yet.

Willie, never doubt how much I appreciate you. I appreciate you a lot.

I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you. :(

I beleive that.

SAM IS THE MAN :rolleyes

I just had a customer named Louis LaFlash.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything ever said in the forums within, maybe the last 10 minutes, but does anyone remember when the US first went to Iraq (under Dubya Bush, not HW) and the French protested and so instead of calling French Fries(which they're not), we proudly called them Freedom Fries? Which led to a joke I made around then, whenevr I'd cuss like "I NEED A MEDIUM RARE STEAK ON THIS PLATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! PARDON MY FREEDOM!!!"

Anyway, the whole French= Freedom gag. Though we used that to mock the French at the time, it just seems like another joke on the Americans since the French aided us in the Revolutionary War. Plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty and those little doohickeys that go the end of a wang, which is supposed to help please a woman, but the only ones i've seen have tips made of hard plastic, and there is no way i'm putting that on me, let alone wear it for a girl because, if I DO, there is NO WAY i'm getting the sex again on the 3rd date.

I don't fuck on the first date.

Yeah. I talked about "freedom ticklers" a lot back in 03, and I knew some people that drove from Chicago to a "Freedom Fry" joint in New Jersey more or less just to order some in French. (They financed this venture by selling shirts that said "The University of Chicago was my first choice" at Princeton.)

Holy shit, why didn't I put him in my death pool :(

AT LEAST I'M NOT A RAPIST. >:

q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :(

I think I'll work on controlling my anger today. Maybe I can keep it in a box for later use.

Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\
job- STUDENT ROFL
where are you at?- on the moon
how did you find out about this site?- forgot :|
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible!
hobbies- Video gaming
fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies
Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\
fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!

You aren't actually required to fill this form out.

What a coincidence, I also like random noun to show off my self-proclaimed creativity

This thread needs more ROFL's

guys i'm afraid kingoreurope is the new zbf :(

i want to ignore him, but i also can't wait to see the trainwreck

He makes everything fun and refreshing!

I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.

If you're not going to post any info at all, don't bother posting in the "let's all get to know one another" thread.

New thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22264

my area got todays worst weather in america tag from msnbc. yay!

Willie is a genius.

It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun. :x

:lol :butdoublebackwardscryingstyle
Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D

You Brits and Aussies tend to put more vowels in words that were fine without them so I believe it.

i hate you already

Haerdly. :rolleyes

Also, stop quoting the whole post if you're only replying to a section.

And multi-posting is only acceptable if you have no edit button. And not really then as you should be patient enough to wait. This is not a chatroom.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES

#1: BE A JERK

#2: POST INCESSANTLY

CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS

I'm

sorry

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

PAIGE BARK

The good old days. :tear

If this was still the 'POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD', I'd agree. It isn't, get over it. :(

I can't decide if I think Icky Thump is great or terrible.

Too many off-beat chaotic solos, but some of this stuff is catchy as fuck.

Musical discussion is your idea ofposting something crazy?

I like Icky Thump. However whenever Iever see Jack White he reminds me of Chojin & I get a boner. :orgasm

Bonever?

I've lost the ability to be CUHRAAAAAAAAZY, I think.

Also I've decided that I love this album :<

Then stop posting on the internet & get a girlfriend, for the sake of the gods. >:

It's one of those things that's best when you're listening to it and doing something else, I guess, cuz then you can tune out all the things that are wrong with it if you want to.

I totally would if I didn't hate everyone around me :<

I loved most of Icky Thump, but I could not stand Conquest. It's just... weird. And seriously, Jack White is the palest motherfucker in existence.
PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED.

OH NO KELLYCHAOS FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO :panic

Conquest is one of my favorite songs on the album :<

Esuohlim that kind of thing is why the block function was invented

Conquest is one of the best things on the album, but I like the Patti Page version more.

Fuck you & your intolerance for pale people. >:

People are underwrited. ;(

I'm really fair skinned, do you hate me too ;_;

He isn't dead? :eek

Nevermind it's not him :eek

I AM A KEEP SECRATS

ESUOHEPAR, YOU ARE NOT A FRENCH PORNO STAR! >:

WHAT GIVES?

NSFW

Is that guy your dad? Because I see a resemblance.

Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you?

I said he was the palest person ever I didn't say I hated pale people, JESUS CHRIST. I'm half-Scandinavian and could easily blind people in the winter.
I wish I could backtrack and say that I was kidding, but I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it? Of course, I love "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" so you're welcome to blame it on my shitty taste, I won't cry. ;_;

Jesus Esu, what the truck.

Oh yeah, I agree with that. :(