so i picked a new year's resolution, and i think everyone here will be proud of me if i can stick to it.
:)

To post your boobs on the internet?

you musta missed all that.
no, this year i will NOT sleep with anyone's boyfriend or husband.
exes are still borderline though.

Danm, I was about to say that!

Less than five men at once, and only single ones.

sex shouldn't be so complicated.

Sex isn't. People make sex complex.

shrub, we need to write a book about sex etiquette for today's slut.

we'll be millionaires just because it has the word "slut" in the title.

1. Never give them your real name.

I missed you guys a lot.

Good. Are you a slut? Can you contribute?

2. Give them your homocidal ex boyfriend's number if they are persistent and you have no interest.

seriously though, always carry wetnaps, you never know when they can come in handy.

I've broken relationships and lost the majority of my friends once because of it.

I think the criteria has been filled.

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

I love all the sluts on this page. :(

And we love you, Sam.

:love

The sexuality is palpable.

Sweet, I made it in time for the sluts page.

me too
;)

My day consisted of walking three miles through woods to get to a bus stop, ride buses for an hour and a half, walk another two miles to my girlfriend's house, and spend most of the rest of the day watching Teen Titans with her. I have definitely found a keeper.

Side effect of losing 35 pounds and shaving your head: BEING FUCKING COLD ALL THE TIME

I'm a skinny little shit and I don't even own anything with long sleeves. Be a man.

I live next to Antarctica and weigh less than a medium sized dog. GROW SOME.


Went with Miss by the way Kitsa :( figured the old hag would take it as a compliment.

I haven't posted in over 2 1/2 months :(

So what's your excuse :(

I DONT UNDERSTAND CELL PHONE INTERNET DISLPAY LAYOUT

SIGNATURES ARE A WORK OF SATAN

Well fuck me sideways

i appreciate the offer but im afraid my rubharb isnt bittered that way

if that even is rankeri im talking to, i cant interpret all of this information jammed into my cellphone screen

Jesus Christ! It is Grislygus! :eek

i have a PHONE now






it does the internet

and i have officiially escaped Oreegonia, and am now enjoying a relaxing, murderous job search in gluuurious souf caleefurnia, mit der guvernator

speaking of california, did you get smushed by a tsunami or something last night tadao?

Nope but my ex wife did. I just found out about it today. I gave her the house in Eureka, I wonder if it's a pile of wood now.

tell her to quack quack like a beaver duck with grey tape

I totally don't get that. :( Is that a new dance you kids do at the discotech?

I thought a 'beaver duck with grey tape' was a sexual position

it's o k you'll understand when you're older

edit: and no, unless you're having sex with a platypus :(

That's considered a friday night at the club in New Zealand :P

who in the god damn hell is elx?

just kidding you, I dont care, I'm just going to call you Venison

Grislygus, I would like nothing better than for you to do a sketch of elx's avatar. :)

no scanners any more. too poor. Also, PHONE

can't your phone take pics

low resolution pics of my glorious masterpieces?




GOOD DAY SIR

i might hop on a computer and mspaint him if i suddenly was made aware of embarrasing body and/or family problems, possibly fake psychological. problems or emotional meltdown diary wentries

she's supposedly a 13 yo girl :/

no gummygrump my dick sucking list is private business

also seventeen as of like a week ago, tyty

GREASYGUS, SUP MAN?

NUFFIN MUCH

JUST BOUGHT EASY RIDER, BACKDRAFT, CARLITOS WAY AND DONY BE A MENACE IN SOUTH CENTRAL


YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE IDIOTS IN RURAL OREGON BARS

seriously, though. One particular fat, short redneck kept punching his pussy friends, called us guidos because we didn't want to play pool with him, and tried to fight eight mexican guys because one of their girlfriends had beaten him at pool

another guy apparently thought that he looked scottish, because he came in with a kilt on (well, he thought it was a kilt, it didn't have plaid on it and was therefore a SKIRT), Shiny black shoes and knee-high stockings. He proceeded to dance (badly) with his burnt-out hippie girlfriend until everyone in the bar got up and left

You down around LA now?

fack, kgp4death seems intent on being a standard-issue cockswabber

And yes. Yes, roughly around the area

kgp4death? Is he still around?

Cool beans, you should meet up with me and my budday at the Candy Cat one day. http://www.thecandycats.com/
These bitches will look smokin' hot if you're F.O.B.

Full Of Beer?

fresh off the boat? :o

yeppers

dude i think i summoned grislygus back with a well-placed PRIVATE MESSAGE OF LOVE :O: :O:O:O YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BRING ANYBODY ELSE BACK FROM THE DEAD?

SUP GUS.

ALSO THATS AWESOME YOU MOVED TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE I LIVE :(

how about sports? or fartinmowler?

no just kidding. in reality bring back bubsy :(

R.I.P Tony "Ludvig Borga" Halme

It is the 12th here and as always I'm going to pretend it is for all of you as well. ;)

Kitsa, I hope it goes well. Good luck to you and yours.

Thanks, Pub. I hope it does too. I figure it'll either happen tomorrow or draw out for 2 more long weeks :(

Good luck, Kitsa. :)
When is the expected day of confinment?

Hope all goes well Kitsa.

Thanks. I think I should have been confined a long time ago. What I've been told is that tomorrow I get some stitches out (the stitches holding the baby in, basically) and it either all happens right then or I get a C section the last week of the month.

When my mother had the stitches holding my brother taken out, she stood up from the table and had him right there. So that oughta be fun :(

i'm keeping you in my thoughts kitsa!
i hope everything goes well!!!
<3

Good luck soldier!

Thanks.

Happy baby times. I hope she has your hair and her dad's health.

heh heh heh. Yeah :D

There's definitely a little pink blue jackets jersey in this kid's future.

Also, this:

:lol

I'd rather do it to this song while singing along.

I'd go with this one.

:edit

I'm to tired to start that fire :(

holy shit, arlo guthrie



FUN FACT: if you open up the youtube link in a second tab and have it play a few seconds behind the embedded video, the dual harmony may trick you into thinking the song is tolerable

:lol

Which song do you think RaNkeri would murder to?

OMIGOD everbuddee post the song they think he would choos

If we're going with Arlo Guthrie, I'd do this one. It'd be the longest murder ever. And it would have to happen on Thanksgiving.

HAHA I fuggin got it



HIYA RANKY BOY, YA LIKE THAT ONE

I can see this song driving Finland into a murderous rage.

The Finnlish people LOVE Bjork

WHY THE FUCK ISNT MY LINK SHOWING UP

GRRRARARARRAA

You have to use only

BML2JAFUIaw

not the whole link.

I hate that mellow side of Bjerk. :(

HA

I WIN

There's no sunshine in Finland, it's a fact.

SAwllriiiiiight, now what song would Pub kill to?

I have this vision of him popping up with a purple tophat and tommygun to the sounds of Parliament-Funkadelic


BUT WHICH SONG

:lol

And a long wool coat, he's wearing a long blue wool coat

Holy Shit RanK, that was like a training montage from a Bollywood-funded Croatian knockoff of Rocky

This is how I see Pub

meh, I prefer to think of Homicidal Pub Lover as "Funky Fresh"