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Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2011 02:07 PM

Could all the ThrashO nonsense be put in one thread, please?

To follow the conversation Taddy & Zuzu are having with him I have to click all over the place.

Who has the time for that?! :eek

HickMan Jun 3rd, 2011 02:07 PM

thnx for the pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2011 02:08 PM

You're welcome, Clay. Pagebraks are the only reason I'm here. :eek

HickMan Jun 3rd, 2011 02:08 PM

I remember when I had interesting things to say on this forum...I actually responded to previous posts...now I post rabble when I'm bored. What have I become?!

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2011 02:09 PM

You are a mini-Pub. One day you may grow into a mini-Kitsa. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2011 02:10 PM

What a day that will be. :eek

HickMan Jun 3rd, 2011 02:11 PM

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

I strayed far from this web site for many years! What have I become?! I AM NO LONGER PART OF THIS COMMUNITY

HickMan Jun 3rd, 2011 02:14 PM

I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!


this is all so surreal

Colonel Flagg Jun 3rd, 2011 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724063)
Colonel, I think you can say ass on Facebook nowadays. :eek

I know, Pub; I prefer to euphamize (is that even a word?), if that's ok with you ..... ;)

On a side note, you were up late tomorrow night!

Colonel Flagg Jun 3rd, 2011 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 724082)
I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!

I don't know about that .... it lends itself well to the Hickman Challenge.

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2011 02:47 PM

ASS
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Esuohlim Jun 3rd, 2011 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 724082)
I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!


this is all so surreal

Don't worry bro just like Iraq and Afghanistan this place will never change no matter how much outside influence tries otherwise

HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 12:48 AM

I wish this was face-space so I could like your post :o

HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 12:49 AM

I really wouldn't even be obligated to reply, I'd just 'like' it. That says enough, doesn't it?

HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 01:03 AM

Then again I'd end up 'liking' the majority of posts made here on I-mock...all the page braks alone would take me forever.

captain516 Jun 4th, 2011 01:13 AM

I hate the guy on your friends list who likes EVERY SINGLE POST that you make

HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 02:03 AM

Yeah and he most likely isn't even a real friend :rolleyes

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2011 03:37 AM

I hate this one guy who has really long shoes. The ones that curve a bit at the end. Fuck him.

He's probably on facebook.

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2011 03:42 AM

Are you talking about Will Ferrell from ELF because I agree

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2011 03:49 AM

http://www.triplejunearthed.com/TheEveningDolls

The guy in the front. Been the person I hate the most in real life since we went to high school.

Esuohlim Jun 4th, 2011 03:56 AM

Now that his name is known Tadao will make short work of him, don't worry

HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 04:31 AM

That band photo reminds me of something...


Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 4th, 2011 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 724089)
ASS
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Awwwww..... Am I too late for ass?

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 10:13 AM

You're being one just fine, Buster. >:

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 10:14 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Jun 4th, 2011 10:16 AM

berrigerant

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2011 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 724218)
http://www.triplejunearthed.com/TheEveningDolls

The guy in the front. Been the person I hate the most in real life since we went to high school.


Yeah but he plays the vox guitar. Just like peter frampton.

Zhukov Jun 4th, 2011 10:38 AM

I can't expect you guys to understand, and you can't expect me to even begin to explain the reasons I hate him.

It just is.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2011 11:52 AM

That works for me.

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 4th, 2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724247)
You're being one just fine, Buster. >:

Moi?

Now now nowwwww... lets not be hasty
I've only just arrived
Its early yet
You may see me in a better light given time



or not :\

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 02:11 PM


Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 02:28 PM

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HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 02:37 PM

this is silly

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2011 03:08 PM

Yes. Yes it is.

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2011 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper (Post 724264)
Moi?

Now now nowwwww... lets not be hasty
I've only just arrived
Its early yet
You may see me in a better light given time



or not :\

Does this remind anyone of anybody we might know? :(

Show me the funny!

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 03:15 PM

Don't entice it to post again, Colonel.

executioneer Jun 4th, 2011 03:16 PM

pub lover you figured out all the secrats :eek

Chojin Jun 4th, 2011 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 724198)
I hate the guy on your friends list who likes EVERY SINGLE POST that you make

my mom does that. it makes it hard to be an internet narcissist when all my glamour shots get liked by my mom.

moooooooom stoooooop it

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2011 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724293)
Don't entice it to post again, Colonel.

It's a proven fact that it doesn't matter what I say. :(

But I apologize anyway. I'll try not to let it happen again.

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 04:04 PM

But still he's right, where's the fucking funny?

HickMan Jun 4th, 2011 04:13 PM

See? I'd totally 'like' Chojin's post...not like in a creepy mom way, but just to show him that we're on the same page.

"like"

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 724305)
But still he's right, where's the fucking funny?

Mister Garn, seeing as you've set yourself up as the master of funny around here I do note that I have experienced very few chortles from your posts. This is astonishingly incongruent. :eek

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724314)
Mister Garn, seeing as you've set yourself up as the master of funny around here I do note that I have experienced very few chortles from your posts. This is astonishingly incongruent. :eek

Set myself up how? He said he was funny, and has yet to be.

I mean we can't all be i-mockery's tosh.0 of posts like you I suppose, but I do know that nobody has found a thing he has posted funny, and I am not wrong in saying it

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 04:31 PM

I am amused by my own posts and likely the only one, but at least I keep my shits in the litterbox here. You're running around spreading it over everything. Pick a thread to berate these chaps and hide it where it won't be mistakenly read.

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 04:38 PM

You don't like how I post Pub, fine, there's an ignore button. Use it. Otherwise, quit yer bitchin

Actually, I take that back, go on with your bad self

Otto Jun 4th, 2011 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724317)
I keep my shits in the litterbox here.

My dog likes to eat the nuggets of shit out of my cat's litterbox. That's kind of what I-mockery is like sometimes.

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2011 04:51 PM

THERE you are, Funny! I knew you must have been hiding around here somewhere! :D

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724317)
I keep my shits in the litterbox here. You're running around spreading it over everything.

Also a pussy shits in a box, a lion shits where he wants to :wordsofwisdom

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 05:04 PM

Whoever heard of a pussy-skin rug? :x

Pub Lover Jun 4th, 2011 05:04 PM

:pagebrak

Otto Jun 4th, 2011 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724324)
Whoever heard of a pussy-skin rug? :x

I knew a guy...

Pentegarn Jun 4th, 2011 05:09 PM

I got a charge out of that :lol

Dimnos Jun 4th, 2011 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724279)
Spoilers!

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10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2011 10:54 PM

Secret squirrel is such a badass.

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2011 11:12 PM

I liked Morocco Mole.

LordSappington Jun 4th, 2011 11:59 PM

Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

HickMan Jun 5th, 2011 01:11 AM

Who is Randall?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 724379)
Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

With that raise me and you can buy this together now

http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-METEORITE-M...item2562447ce7

elx Jun 5th, 2011 01:37 AM

WHOLE FOODS AND TRADER JOES STOLE MY MONEY :( / I WISH I HAD A RAISE

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 01:40 AM

elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.

elx Jun 5th, 2011 01:41 AM

bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

Tadao Jun 5th, 2011 02:03 AM

BITCH BE WACKY AN SHIT

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 724389)
elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.

sure. they are actually pretty cheap, like, you could get a meteoroid chip and have it polished/set into a ring for like $80. it's really awesome too. it's unfortunate that not many people but you and I will ever appreciate it Bill. everyone only cares about their silly diamonds, which are boring. meteorites travel throughout our galaxy for billions of years and are awesome fiery balls of space junk- diamonds are just dumb rocks that come from west african slave children. where's the appeal?!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:10 AM

I love you ELX. Like Home Love though. That's how I feel about meteorites too.

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:18 AM

I love you just like meteorites too Bill, you are my diamond in the sky and my shooting star.

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:21 AM

so since we just exchanged vows and chose our rings we are now married :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:24 AM

Hahaha, I picked out these myself for us then

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:37 AM

but only with Milhouse's blessings

elx Jun 5th, 2011 02:43 AM

oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:47 AM

What did I do to deserve THE DOG HOUSE???

Oh, so kinda weird. I work in insurance and the most recent claim numbers have been ELX???? like all month. Kawinkydink or a sign from the stars(da meteorites)

Grislygus Jun 5th, 2011 04:04 AM

I give MY blessing to this marriage, seeing as how 10k is the only poster here not in constant ginormous asshole mode and still manages to be entertaining

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 724390)
bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

In other news, the Christopher Walken Deer Hunter diet isn't actually recommended for normal people

Fathom Zero Jun 5th, 2011 04:30 AM

:lol

elx, do you have a breathy voice?

Colonel Flagg Jun 5th, 2011 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 724403)
oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

Bill is now my grandson-in-law.

Actually, elx, I would prefer his housing as something akin to this beauty:



It makes up for in space what it lacks in natural lighting.

Guitar Woman Jun 5th, 2011 01:15 PM

So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2011 01:26 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 5th, 2011 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 724458)
So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I figured I just wasn't in the know about where the cool kids all hang out. Everywhere I go online has a shrinking userbase. :(

Pentegarn Jun 5th, 2011 02:19 PM

Like GW said, I think forums in general are starting to kind of die in favor of social networks, there will always be a small cult base of peeps using them though

Pram Maven Jun 5th, 2011 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 724458)
So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.

I blame satanic forum beatdowns.

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 02:32 PM

I blame your mother not having an abortion.

Pram Maven Jun 5th, 2011 02:44 PM

I blame your mother for not knowing that I was being born so she could perform the abortion.

No, wait-

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 02:47 PM

Holy shit. At,a gay pride parade. Watching 18 lesbians trying to cook bacon is the most annoying thing ever.

Dimnos Jun 5th, 2011 02:50 PM

Why are they trying to cook bacon at a parade?

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 02:52 PM

One time I wanted bacon for breakfast but I didn't have a shirt so I cut neck and armholes in a cardboard box, put it on, and started cooking bacon. One of my friends came in and just went "drunk or high?"

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 5th, 2011 03:16 PM

The lesbians were trying to cook bacon. If it, would have been me it would have been done the right way by now.

ThrashO Jun 5th, 2011 05:15 PM

I agree.

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 05:35 PM

Jeeziz, between you and Pram Maven, it's like a buffet of outlets for my rage.

Esuohlim Jun 5th, 2011 05:40 PM

I'VE GOT A TIP FOR THE NEW PEOPLE:

Ease in a little bit so we get to know you first BEFORE ejaculating your comedy everywhere. We are a message board full of asshole snobs that's not worth the time and effort unless you fly under the radar for a while

Kinda like Ex Leper! He's this boring dude who seems to be laying low! He's got the right idea

ThrashO Jun 5th, 2011 05:42 PM

good thinkin. i fixed it. ;)

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 05:46 PM

You pretty much just sprayed air-freshener after farting. Everyone can still smell your fart and now they can smell air-freshener so they know that you're ashamed of your fart.

ThrashO Jun 5th, 2011 05:48 PM

whogivesashit

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 05:49 PM

Obviously you do, because it smells like you just shit your pants in this thread. Then sprayed air-freshener everywhere to try and cover it up.

Tadao Jun 5th, 2011 06:06 PM

It's funny how much they need our approval.

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 06:16 PM

This guy's pretty fun, but I wish we had another dipshit of clementian proportions.

ThrashO Jun 5th, 2011 06:51 PM

What was shitty about what I originally posted? About lesbians being worthless? I didn't even think there was anything wrong with it, I erased it to be a smart ass so fuck off shithead.

Also by "wishing for another dipshit" you're giving away the fact that your "hatred for noobs" is a facade and deep down you need them because mocking them is really your only form of what you think is humor.

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 07:04 PM

No, I just like mocking unstable retards.

HickMan Jun 5th, 2011 07:12 PM

shits gettin heated

Otto Jun 5th, 2011 07:15 PM

mercury risin'

Pentegarn Jun 5th, 2011 08:08 PM

I think the new noob strategy is a tard legion, these new peeps are coming in here in clusters and giving us too many targets in the hopes that they overload our brains

Guitar Woman Jun 5th, 2011 09:23 PM

I'm never going outside again.

Literally nothing happens out there.

Colonel Flagg Jun 5th, 2011 09:36 PM

I have a baaaad feeling about this. These dudes are too much alike for it to be a coincidence. :Paranoid


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