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zeldasbiggestfan Jun 6th, 2011 12:00 AM

What is your avatar? It's weird as fuck.

Grislygus Jun 6th, 2011 01:19 AM

OUTSIDER

OOOOOUTSIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEER



NOT ONE OF US, IT FAILS THE TEST

executioneer Jun 6th, 2011 01:36 AM


Shyandquietguy Jun 6th, 2011 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 724507)
What was shitty about what I originally posted? About lesbians being worthless? I didn't even think there was anything wrong with it, I erased it to be a smart ass so fuck off shithead.

Also by "wishing for another dipshit" you're giving away the fact that your "hatred for noobs" is a facade and deep down you need them because mocking them is really your only form of what you think is humor.

Good for you.

I feel good for him, how about everyone else?

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 711314)

THANKS FOR TAKING MY PICTURE WHILE I WAS IN THE SNOW, WHILE DRUNK, AND TRYING TO GET THE DOG BACK INSIDE, JAMES, YOU FUCKPUNCHER.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 724513)
I found a cup that looks like me! Too bad it's not food safe :(.

..

HickMan Jun 6th, 2011 03:29 AM

That's a huge burger :o

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2011 04:16 AM

He will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Otto Jun 6th, 2011 10:50 AM

NO CREDIT, ESPECIALLY YOU OTTO

Colonel Flagg Jun 6th, 2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 724535)
What is your avatar? It's weird as fuck.

You talkin' ta me?

ThrashO Jun 6th, 2011 12:37 PM

Uh oh! He's gonna get it nooow! :eek

Otto Jun 6th, 2011 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrasO
Uh oh! He's gonna get it nooow! :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 724544)

SCREEEEEEEE

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2011 12:56 PM

Kiss my leeps

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2011 03:37 PM

Grislygus, I don't know where you are right now, but I want to give you a fistbump. You wanna know why? Because you're a cool dude. That's why. :bros

ThrashO Jun 6th, 2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 724542)
OUTSIDER

OOOOOUTSIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEER



NOT ONE OF US, IT FAILS THE TEST

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 724544)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 724593)
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 724544)

SCREEEEEEEE

all you did was combine two jokes and then make them not funny. what a fuckin faggot.

Esuohlim Jun 6th, 2011 03:59 PM

So how long are we going to have deal with your INTERNET TOUGH GUY persona before you get bored and leave

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2011 04:01 PM

We never get tired of your INTERNET TOUGH GUY act, Esuohlim. :love

Esuohlim Jun 6th, 2011 04:05 PM

FUCK YOU FAGGOT PUB YOU FAGGOT FAGGOT

ThrashO Jun 6th, 2011 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 724628)
So how long are we going to have deal with your INTERNET TOUGH GUY persona before you get bored and leave

tough as in being a badass or defending myself?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 6th, 2011 04:10 PM

That new guy gives me the heebie jeebies something fierce.

Esuohlim Jun 6th, 2011 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 724631)
tough as in being a badass or defending myself?

It just seems kind of out of place since I-Mock is the internet's largest gay community, is all

ThrashO Jun 6th, 2011 04:38 PM

no way

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2011 04:49 PM

Hey new guy, show us your cock! :orgasm

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 6th, 2011 04:53 PM


Pentegarn Jun 6th, 2011 05:26 PM

Colonel's new sig is :lol

Otto Jun 6th, 2011 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 724620)
all you did was combine two jokes and then make them not funny. what a fuckin faggot.

All you did was be unfunny. What a fucking faggot.

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2011 03:48 AM

I auditioned for a scriptwriting position at some moneyless animated web series!

They described it as basically being The Twilight Zone on acid. It sounds kewl, I hope I don't get rejected.

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2011 03:53 AM

Also, Willie, I really hate to be the one to break it to you, but 4chan absolutely loves the new My Little Pony.

They have threads about it every 15 minutes or so. The entire series is a meme. D:

LordSappington Jun 7th, 2011 04:04 AM

Man, it's been like that for months.
I think I need a new job, but I have no idea where.

HickMan Jun 7th, 2011 04:10 AM

Join the army

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2011 04:16 AM

I think if 4chan made breathing a meme it'd be enough incentive for me to stop

HickMan Jun 7th, 2011 04:17 AM

"like"

LordSappington Jun 7th, 2011 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 724721)
Join the army

I don't think the military will take me, now that I'm diagnosed with vertigo problems.

executioneer Jun 7th, 2011 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 724717)
Also, Willie, I really hate to be the one to break it to you, but 4chan absolutely loves the new My Little Pony.

They have threads about it every 15 minutes or so. The entire series is a meme. D:

it's not like i absolutely HAVE to avoid shit 4chan likes

it didnt stop me from reading icanhazcheezburger basically every day for months

if something's good on its own merits, who gives a shi

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2011 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 724725)
I don't think the military will take me, now that I'm diagnosed with vertigo problems.

Don't worry Sappy - they'll beat it out of you. It's a win-win. :)

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 05:01 AM

You underestimate how desperate the military is.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper (Post 724643)
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/love-in-time-of-foreclosure/rooster.jpg

Stop trying to make me hate you, New Guy. :(

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 05:43 AM

Howudoin pub

HickMan Jun 7th, 2011 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724735)
You underestimate how desperate the military is.

"like"

Actually, the military is way too over-strength right now. The Army keeps recruiting new soldiers and now has to weed-out a whole slew of the guys that are already in to make room. It's kind of an ass-backwards strategy, but then again it's the United States Military.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724739)
Howudoin pub

Full of undirected rage at all times. :eek How about you you, D?

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 06:16 AM

On the beach, not enjoying the sun. It's sad that my frail white body can only handle the dawn and twilight.

HickMan Jun 7th, 2011 06:19 AM

We all have our crosses we bear. BTW I hope you guys dont mind me jumping into your conversation like that, I just tried to fit in :(

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 06:27 AM

S'aright bro, this is a cool people conversation and you're invited. :sunglasses

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 07:44 AM

You'll always be cool, Clay. You're keeping the freedom flag flying.

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 07:46 AM

I found that secret in a folder full of Shrub pictures. Coincidentally her husband told me to stop talking to her today or he'll punch my face in. :eek.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 07:53 AM

Lololololololololololololol

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 09:03 AM

I wish Chojin hadn't told us about the 'Shake My Head' thing. Now I see it everywhere and it is so very infuriating. :(

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 09:16 AM

:lol

I need a new job too, and I was thinking of joining the police or fire department.

Neither are likely since they just cut police budgets and had to stop recruiting, and I would struggle to lift a fire proof jacket on my shoulders, let alone a damsel in distress.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 09:27 AM

When changing careers, temp-to-hire is a good place to start.

Otto Jun 7th, 2011 10:09 AM

Something about you just screams temp-for-life, pram. That, or spergy shut-in.

Let's go with spergy shut-in.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 10:35 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724750)
On the beach, not enjoying the sun. It's sad that my frail white body can only handle the dawn and twilight.

Are you at the Va Be ?

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 10:39 AM

Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 11:13 AM

Otto- nah, I'm just never comfortable in one job long enough to make it a career. Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.

The Leader Jun 7th, 2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724779)
Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.

So you're saying that you should not seek a career that you actually care about?

This is probably why you are homeless.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 12:20 PM

i told you va beach sucks.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:26 PM

VA has a beach?

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:27 PM

I though it was more of a cliff to throw yourself over.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 12:45 PM

nahh, it's a beach. i hadn't been there in years but i always remember it sucking. brown water, crappy boardwalk, and someone's dog shitting in the sand.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:47 PM

At least it's not full of guidos!

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 12:53 PM

It's rained a bit, which I dig. I was out on the beach the morning before last when it was raining as the sun was coming up. It was excellent, especially when lightning hit the beach about 100 yards away from me.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 12:54 PM

It was Misdemonar's birthday yesterday. I miss that ******.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 12:58 PM

there is no good beach combing on VA beach :(
Awwww, Misdemonar <3
ps-are we not cursing anymore?

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 01:02 PM

FUCK
SHIT
CUNT
******
ASSHOLE

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 01:05 PM

****** *** **** in the **** for the one millionth time ***** *** and last of all *********** you.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 01:08 PM

you know we can't say ****** here. :rolleyes

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 01:12 PM

i say ****** whenever and wherever i want, ******

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 01:14 PM

No, it's because of PSYCHO, STALKER CRIPPLED ASSHOLES LIKE TADAO WHO CAN'T RIDE THEIR LITTLE SKATEBOARD OR GO FOR WALKY-WALKS ON THE BEACHY-BEACH that I am homeless.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 01:15 PM

^That was for The Leader, sorry.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 01:16 PM

shut up.

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724764)
When changing careers, temp-to-hire is a good place to start.

Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 01:20 PM

I walked from Santa Cruz to San Fransisco along the PCH. It took me 4 days and I lived on dry top ramen and became homeless in S.F. It is clear that you know nothing about me. A day late and a dollar short again.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724817)
Easy the walking Xaviers were Skrulls.

Stop it. You're not a lion. :eek

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 7th, 2011 01:25 PM

Dry Ramen goes well with banana slug.

Pram Maven Jun 7th, 2011 01:25 PM

Very good, Tadao! If you make that into a children's non-fiction book, I will illustrate it for you.

Chojin Jun 7th, 2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 724815)
Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.

i don't usually do this, but: lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 01:58 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724770)
Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.

You gotta try and outhipster my picture from there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 724782)
i told you va beach sucks.

DIXIE!!!

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 02:02 PM

:D
the artist formerly known as CIG ;);)

Otto Jun 7th, 2011 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724820)
Very good, Tadao! If you make that into a children's non-fiction book, I will illustrate it for you.

Uh, Pram, I don't really think publishers accept illustrations done in crayon and human feces on the backs of dead hookers. Sorry.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 02:42 PM

I want a glittersaurus rex.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 02:44 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 02:55 PM

TAKING LOTS OF PHOTOS ON THE BEACH GUYS, THEY LOOK PRETTY GOOD

Kitsa Jun 7th, 2011 03:00 PM

AWESOME, POST IN NATURE THREAD PLS

Chojin Jun 7th, 2011 03:02 PM

hooray, dixie's back!


Kitsa Jun 7th, 2011 03:04 PM

...the fuck is that?

executioneer Jun 7th, 2011 03:04 PM

harvey nooo

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 724848)
AWESOME, POST IN NATURE THREAD PLS

Film, Kitsa. Don't get excited. I'll post results in a month or two. :D

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724846)
TAKING LOTS OF PHOTOS ON THE BEACH GUYS, THEY LOOK PRETTY GOOD

I thought you were OK in oklahoma.

Kitsa Jun 7th, 2011 03:07 PM

Dextire sent me something awesome and I'm working on telling you all about it.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 03:12 PM

There are lake beaches in Oklahoma. Also, fun fact: there is "more lake" in Oklahoma than in any other state, when size is taken into account.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 03:19 PM

are your beach pix on your tumblr yet?
and yes, i'm back. and i'll be back again on monday or tuesday.

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2011 03:20 PM

Lakes. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 03:31 PM

NO NOTHING IS ANYWHERE YET I'M ON HOLIDAY SHOVE OFF

I have to ship off three rolls to be processed, anyway. It'll be at least a couple weeks.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 03:31 PM

Also, VA Beach smells like a tepid lake, too, so they're kinda the same.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 724852)
harvey nooo


Not so wonderful anymore :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 724842)

He looks like he is made of CASH MONEY.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 03:38 PM

glittersaurus rex is pure goddamn magic.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 724856)
That's true, but if you look around you will notice all the hip teenage cunts in your country are dressing like the cold war was still going on, too.


That is a Canadian, Mister Kiwi. :eek

Esuohlim Jun 7th, 2011 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724857)
There are lake beaches in Oklahoma. Also, fun fact: there is "more lake" in Oklahoma than in any other state, when size is taken into account.

Yeah right, Michigan is basically a floating turd.

Unless you mean lakes that START AND END within state boundaries, in which case...w/e

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 03:59 PM

Where is this Dylan tumblr? Link! >:

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2011 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724877)
That is a Canadian, Mister Kiwi. :eek

Yeah, and all of the clothing is made in Bangladeshi sweatshops; that wont stop them buying it by the tonne in the good ol' USA.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 04:08 PM

pub: check your messages fool.


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