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Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2011 04:24 PM

Are you dickheads ever going to tweak the I-Bapery skin so that the Inbox link changes when you've got an unread message?

I miss these fucking things by weeks.

Sam Jun 7th, 2011 05:03 PM

HI GUYS.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 724893)
Are you dickheads ever going to tweak the I-Bapery skin so that the Inbox link changes when you've got an unread message?

I miss these fucking things by weeks.

I think it is one of the skin's charms.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 724862)
psssst...that hip teenage cunt is from canadia.

Like the lady said.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 724917)
HI GUYS.

SAM, WHY DO YOU NOT HASSLE SHRUB ANYMORE?

HER HUSBAND WANTS TO RUMBLE WITH ME SO WE COULD PROBABLY TAG TEAM HIM, RIGHT?


RIGHT! >:

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 05:06 PM

It's not a secret that I'm keeping - I'm pretty sure the link's in my photography thread.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724920)
SAM, WHY DO YOU NOT HASSLE SHRUB ANYMORE?

HER HUSBAND WANTS TO RUMBLE WITH ME SO WE COULD PROBABLY TAG TEAM HIM, RIGHT?


RIGHT! >:

He's one o' them gingers. I bet he has quite a temper on 'im. :O

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 05:10 PM

You would win that bet. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 05:17 PM

So that is a hundred new reblogs on the internet. I am so productive. :dylansnipples

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 724929)
Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"

Need more Max.

kahljorn Jun 7th, 2011 05:23 PM

SUP SAM

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724926)
You would win that bet. :eek

I wonder how many times he's had to tell her to stop posting here. It only baits you. So haaard.

Also, I'm glad you reblogged me along with your gay Dr. Whoonery.

kahljorn Jun 7th, 2011 05:30 PM

:lol one time my ex got soooo pissed cause she found some pictures of shrubfest on my computer.

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724943)
Also, I'm glad you reblogged me along with your gay Dr. Whoonery.

If you could take pictures of you making out with Matt Smith I would have an orgasm meltdown. :yum

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2011 06:08 PM

I smell photoshoppage. Once I dig out my digicam, I'll give you some fodder.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 7th, 2011 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 724920)
SAM, WHY DO YOU NOT HASSLE SHRUB ANYMORE?

HER HUSBAND WANTS TO RUMBLE WITH ME SO WE COULD PROBABLY TAG TEAM HIM, RIGHT?


RIGHT! >:

Right. You two tag team him (with dicks) and I will take care of shrub(with dick)

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2011 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 724814)
shut up.

We've tried this advice about 100 times without much success. Maybe your persuasive persona will convince him to follow it this time.

And welcome back - I missed your sense of clarity. :)

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2011 08:28 PM

That is an odd way to say boobs. :eek

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 09:08 PM

I think I will now always refer to boobs as "sense of clarity"

Hey baby you got a nice "sense of clarity"!

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 09:14 PM


Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2011 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 725000)
I think I will now always refer to boobs as "sense of clarity"

Hey baby you got a nice "sense of clarity"!

Protip - that way you can't be sued for sexual harrassment. :picklehat

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 09:20 PM

:themoreyouknow

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 09:27 PM

BTW guize...i work as a bouncer these days.
*hulk flex*

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 09:36 PM

Bouncin tittehs

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 09:42 PM

BTW guys, I think Pram thinks you guys don't know my name or about my Ankylosing Spondylitis. :lol

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 09:43 PM

:eek

Tadao Jun 7th, 2011 09:43 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Jun 7th, 2011 09:52 PM

Did I do something to Pram Maven and not remember it or something?

I don't like the new characters :/

Dixie Jun 7th, 2011 09:54 PM

his virgin vagina hurts. pay him no mind, sweet kitsa.

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 724893)
Are you dickheads ever going to tweak the I-Bapery skin so that the Inbox link changes when you've got an unread message?

I miss these fucking things by weeks.

i would do it if i knew how. cfr5 put together most of the skin from the assets i sent him.

i think i'd also need forums ftp access, which i have, but i always forget it and don't usually feel like bothering roger for it.

i mean i guess i could probably do it if i tried. though it DOES urgently tell you to check your messages already.

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 06:38 AM

lol ok nevermind i figured it out, enjoy

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 06:41 AM

genius!

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 06:44 AM

oh god now i broke something while trying to do somethign else

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 06:47 AM

okay crisis averted

i'm trying to fix the ad thing where it sometimes floats over the first post

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 06:47 AM

you know, sometimes that's not such a bad thing.

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 06:59 AM

i-bapery: now with more comic sans

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 07:10 AM

oh dear god. MY EYES!!!!!

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 07:16 AM

i can't decide whether this is funny enough to put up with

maybe no comic sans for thread titles

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 07:19 AM

it's like a horrible dagwood comic that never ends.

Guitar Woman Jun 8th, 2011 07:30 AM

Holy shit, I'm never asking for anything ever again.

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 07:47 AM

that satisfied, huh

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 08:09 AM

that's waaaaay better. less overwhelming!

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 08:09 AM

fuck it's hard to do anything with this theme

the assholes who put it together override the values set in the table with code seemingly at random, so i never know what will actually change something and what will have no effect until later when i remove their stupid dumbshit code

i'm through fucking with it for another 10 years, enjoy the 10% more comic sans approach

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 08:14 AM

thanks for fixing the ad thing, that was bothering me.

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 08:23 AM

i don't know if it's actually fixed, but it hasn't fucked up again for me yet

Zhukov Jun 8th, 2011 09:04 AM

Fuck, this is hilarious and sickening.

That ad thing was annoying... but this is pretty bad.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:07 AM

I log on and see comic fucking sans? Hullo Grey & black skin. Why did I ever leave you? >: >: >:

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 09:09 AM

it was way worse earlier. this is acceptable compared to an hour ago.
edit: sorry 2 hours ago...time flies when procrastinating.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:13 AM

Thatcher did that in the 80s. She was going to raise taxes a massive amount but there was an outcry and she was all "rofl, soz!!! hows about just huge tax increases?" and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

WE ARE STILL GETTING OUR EYES BUTTFUCKED, PEOPLE! >:

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:14 AM

Every post I type in comic sans is going to sound very angry. :eek


Goddamn it, I have an headache already. >:

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 09:36 AM

The iPad doesn't support Comic Sans so I can't have any of the same fun. The font is larger, though.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:36 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 724995)
Right now I'm drinking a fine bottle of white wine I picked up from a winery in upstate NY. It is aptly called, "Woman Pleaser".

I thought this was so funny that I bought a poster of the label. Then I realized that if I hung up something like that I would portray myself as some sort of agressive lesbian, so I decided maybe I didn't need to hang it up after all.

If anyone can give me a good reason that they should have this poster, it's theirs.

Why do you not want people thinking thAT YOU'RE AN AGRESSIVE LESBIAN? SURELY THE MALE COMPANION AND CHILD WOULD NOT BE TOO SUBTLE A HINT OF YOUR LOVE FOR THE COCK? >: >: >:

Chojin Jun 8th, 2011 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 725102)
The iPad doesn't support Comic Sans so I can't have any of the same fun. The font is larger, though.

man i should totally change the second font choice to Zapf Dingbats just to fuck with mac users

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 09:55 AM

I'm wary of faux-lesbianism-for-attention. I dislike it.

Zhukov Jun 8th, 2011 10:14 AM

'I-Mockery - The Thatcher Years'.

executioneer Jun 8th, 2011 10:29 AM

COMIC SANS IS THE BEST FONT FOR RAPE

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 11:56 AM

what the fucking hell

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 12:35 PM

PM from Pram

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
What are you trying to accomplish by committing the crime of libel against me? Do you think it will be more fun for you to sit in jail with your arthritis? It won't. Do you think hurting my public reputation will give you your legs back? It won't. Do you think you'll recover long enough to ride your skateboard again? You won't.

All it will do is make your karma worse.

If you want your own life to get better, I have a suggestion: stop ruining others'. You reap what you sow.


:lol

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 12:55 PM

KILLING YOURSELF WON'T BRING YOUR DAD BACK was all I could think of reading that.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:01 PM

He thinks my legs are broken. This guy really knows how to read up on me! I'm in trouble now!

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 01:03 PM

I gotta confess that every time I picture you, it's like someone in a full-body cast rolling down the street on a skateboard.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:22 PM

I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 01:28 PM

that would ruin your reputation for sure.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 01:31 PM

It is quite the secret. :eek

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2011 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 724866)
NO NOTHING IS ANYWHERE YET I'M ON HOLIDAY SHOVE OFF

I have to ship off three rolls to be processed, anyway. It'll be at least a couple weeks.



More hipster than this one.

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 01:32 PM

I forgot about that sandwich.

Dixie Jun 8th, 2011 01:34 PM

Damn V. Do you always rub cornstarch on your skin before you go out tanning?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:34 PM

I miss my mustache, but now that I'm in downtown L.A. that shit will get you treated like a Mexican. :puke

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 01:43 PM

I am losing at chess pretty hard, you guys. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:50 PM

Yeah well, you're making me put my pieces where I'm not comfortable putting them. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 01:50 PM

I mean penis :(

Colonel Flagg Jun 8th, 2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725139)
I just hope he doesn't tell you that I have an ex wife.

You have an ex-wife? YOU LIED TO US!!!:explode

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 02:16 PM

I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chess Playing Fucker
Tadaooadat: Oh man, you started off awesome, now you're just moving pieces blindly lol
Tadaooadat: Oh shit I didn't see that hahaha

As I took his queen.


Still going to lose. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 02:32 PM

HE IS MAKING ME OVER CONFIDENT! WELL PLAYED!

Colonel Flagg Jun 8th, 2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725154)
I get married again on the 25th of this month, I sure hope I didn't post a picture of her too!

BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

CAN'T NOW WORKING. (:lol)

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 02:52 PM

I think all my years of substance abuse have left me too brain damaged to understand how to play chess :(.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 02:54 PM

I'm actually glad I don't have to pretend to be Tadao Tomatso or whatever anymore. Now I can share my wedding and Cancun pics with you guys when I get back.
Spoilers!

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 02:56 PM

;)

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 02:59 PM

I have a chess dot com account! I tried those free puzzles for a while but I would lose on the first turn every time. Apparently the resident chess geniuses there can spend hours analyzing those puzzles for the first move. Chess is stupid. :(

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725162)
Spoilers!

Throw in a cholo moustache and you'll probably fit in with most of the native population.

I'm going to my town's suit store today to find a bowler-derby, afterwards I'll be trimming my moustache down to a hitler cut to complete my transformation into Oliver Hardy :O!

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 03:09 PM

Now you need a Laurel friend to do the same.

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 03:10 PM

MILHOUSE I AM NOW ON CHESS.COM TOO AND I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED CHESS BEFORE I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 03:12 PM

QUIT BEING A JERK YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 725143)

More hipster than this one.

I thought my fellow gingers knew better than to attempt sun exposure.

I do approve of the book, though.

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 03:14 PM

I think Rum Diary is the only Thompson book I don't own a copy of. I even have a first run copy of Curse of Lono, but no Rum Diary.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 03:17 PM

It was a seriously good read.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 03:19 PM

I liked it best.

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 03:24 PM

I'll have to get a copy.

Lono is one of my personal favorites, but I have no clue as to why they had to make the book so fucking huge. I mean I like being able to take in every detail of Steadman's illustrations, but it's a fucking pain to carry around.

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 725169)
MILHOUSE I AM NOW ON CHESS.COM TOO AND I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED CHESS BEFORE I WILL BE YOUR OPPONENT

AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND TEACH YOU THE RULES, PRECIOUS

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 04:20 PM







I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALBUM FOR MONTHS AND IT'S FINALLY OUT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO LISTEN TO IT IN FULL, SO INSTEAD OF BUYING IT WHILE I'M ON VACATION, I'LL JUST DOWNLOAD IT VIA PROGRAMS AND BUY IT LATER.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725186)
Before Don figures it out on his own, I'm also Jixby Philips.

It's true! Look here! NSFW :tadaosnipples

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 05:12 PM

OH GOD! HE IS SO CLOSE TO FINDING POSTS ABOUT ME ADMITING TO DOING A MOUNTAIN OF METH FOR YEARS ON END!

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 05:28 PM

Meth is good food.

elx Jun 8th, 2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725154)
BTW FLAGG, PLAY CHESS

I WANNA PLAY CHESS TOO!

elx Jun 8th, 2011 05:57 PM

actually I suck at chess. CAN WE PLAY MONOPOLY INSTEAD?

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 05:58 PM

I'd willingly lose to you at chess, ELX.

Just like I am right now to Toddy & Tommy. :(

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 06:12 PM

Join us baby. ;)

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:18 PM

OK I HAVE MY BOARD READY. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO BE THE BLACK MAMA BEARS OR THE YELLOW MAMA BEARS?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 06:24 PM

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/Tadaooadat

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:24 PM

What, are you kidding? Black mama bears. Whenever it's my turn, this song will be playing



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