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Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:25 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:25 PM

FUCK BALLS! >:

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

IT'S ON, MILHOUSE

I CHALLENGE YOU TO CHESS WARFARE

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

THATS BECAUSE YO MAMA ON CRACK ROCK, PUB

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725274)
FUCK BALLS! >:

I hope this is because I'm going take your queen in the next turn and not the Page Brak :eek :dancedancedance

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 06:37 PM

Pretty much. I am the worst at chess. :lol

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2011 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 725171)
I thought my fellow gingers knew better than to attempt sun exposure.

I do approve of the book, though.

10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 06:46 PM

I take it nobody plays Go. :\

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 725272)
What, are you kidding? Black mama bears. Whenever it's my turn, this song will be playing

OKAY I MOVED MY YELLOW BEAR CUB ONE SQUARE FORWARD TOWARDS YOUR BLACK MAID, YOUR TURN




ALSO DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN MOVE TWO SQUARES THE FIRST GO AROUND

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:50 PM

Oh man uh, what's the number/letter combo there

elx Jun 8th, 2011 06:51 PM

X 13. HURRY UP.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 06:53 PM

Is that a cock ring on your necklace? HOT!

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:53 PM

okay, so if that was... c, 3? RIght? So move my pawn in front of the queen two spaces forward

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 06:54 PM

whoops, crap. But yeah, pawn in front of queen.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 725282)
10K is like a badass Chris Elliot :love


:lol Hell yeah!

I got sequestered for jury duty too now. I'm going to try and bring a novella of Jury duty.



Also, I'm down for chess too.

elx Jun 8th, 2011 07:07 PM


IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.


YOUR TURN.

edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 07:09 PM

PAWN ON H3 ATTEMPTS TO VAULT OVER BEER PONG BALL ON H4 IN A DESPERATE RUN FOR THE CAKE

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2011 07:10 PM

This chess game seems a bit unusual :lol


And I thought the cake was the prize for winning this game

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 07:11 PM

THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE IS GOING TO PLAY A ROLE IN THIS UNRAVELING MYSTERY SOON ENOUGH :pipe

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

:lol

Grislygus Jun 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

SINCE I NEED TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I SET UP AN AUTO-MOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PAWN DEFENSE IS BREACHED, BISHOP ATTEMPTS TO USE FORBIDDEN KICKBALL TECHNIQUES TO CONVERT THE NEAREST BEET PONG BALL INTO A LETHAL ASSASSINATION TOOL

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 07:16 PM

I bet Doug Funnie played beet pong in college :(

kahljorn Jun 8th, 2011 07:24 PM

ILL BET THAT I PLAY BEAT MY DONG IN COLLEGE

didnt they actually make a doug show where he was more grown up and in college?

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 07:27 PM

I only remember when disney got the rights to Doug. I don't remember anything after that.

elx Jun 8th, 2011 07:37 PM


HAHA. CAUGHT YOUR QUEEN, IT'S DEAD. BUT DON'T FEEL BAD, NOT EVERYBODY GETS BEGINNERS LUCK! SOME PEOPLE JUST SUCK FROM THE START.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2011 07:51 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2011 08:09 PM

It's just a game... It's just a game.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 08:13 PM

<3

executioneer Jun 8th, 2011 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 725260)
actually I suck at chess. CAN WE PLAY MONOPOLY INSTEAD?

i am the best monopoly ever

EVER

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 08:39 PM

I love playing monopoly with my brother-in-law because he will always trade me real money for properties

executioneer Jun 8th, 2011 08:52 PM

what the hell

does he get real soldiers to break up risk games he's losing, too

Otto Jun 8th, 2011 08:54 PM

You don't even want to know what he does during games of Mousetrap.

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2011 09:06 PM

In the end getting up to $15 for losing a stupid game of monopoly is completely worth it. When I'm playing with people I don't take advantage of, though, I usually get shitty luck :(

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:12 PM

2am blugh! I'm going to sleep because Tadao just resigned the second game in the row while he was winning.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:13 PM

No wait. That was check mate. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2011 09:13 PM

See, I have no idea. :eek

Tadao Jun 8th, 2011 09:14 PM

:lol

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2011 11:57 PM

http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18196406

I hate WoW.

Chojin Jun 9th, 2011 12:05 AM

judging from that picture, she was just trying to put the fat shit on a diet

Otto Jun 9th, 2011 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 725361)

When I went to boarding school, everyone on my floor played it constantly, and if their facebook posts are any indication, still do. I was the only one who didn't play and thought it felt more like a job than a game. Then they got mad at me when I laughed at them for playing. Yeah, sorry I was too busy sneaking out and drinking while you spent five hours leveling up your level 9 blood elf or some such shit.

Kitsa Jun 9th, 2011 12:18 AM

It was a recurring theme during my short, bad marriage. And then later when I was going through the credit card receipts, charges kept coming up....blizzard, blizzard, blizzard. And I was like ARGH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.

Otto Jun 9th, 2011 12:42 AM

I don't think there's ever been an online game that I liked. I didn't have the kind of money to pay a subscription fee growing up, and I don't have it now. I like annoying people on chatrooms more than being called a "double ******" by some helium voiced nine year old with a grenade launcher, anyway.

HickMan Jun 9th, 2011 12:55 AM

Coke Music is pretty awesome.

Colonel Flagg Jun 9th, 2011 04:38 AM

I'm almost ready to get my butt kicked. :chess

I'm only slightly better at this than at March Madness. :(

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 08:08 AM

Then you will excel against me, Colonel. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 725417)
I had my first taste of internet back in 1997 when I was a wee tot. I remember having a Reader Rabbit game too, but the internet was much more fun!

Wiffles! :eek



Post more! :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 9th, 2011 03:32 PM

Happy birthday

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 03:43 PM

Protoclown will not see that in here. :eek

Make him a bloody thread already.

Pram Maven Jun 9th, 2011 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadaa (Post 725162)
Warning, I'm like 30 pounds over weight now and will be shirtless in Mexico.

You're such a Valley girl.

Anyways, if you want to lose that weight,
Spoilers!
and also jump in place. I'm not suggesting that you jump in place because it will shed those unwanted pounds, but because it will hurt like hell. :bow

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 04:01 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Jun 9th, 2011 04:09 PM

I don't know why, but this combination of words and photo:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 724411)
OH GOD I GOT FAT DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR, I GOT FAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I'M ONLY GOING TO BE BACK IN SHAPE FOR BEACH SEASON BY THE TIME IT'S FUCKING OVER


...made me like Grislygus more than I already did.

The following is unrelated to Grislygus. Unless you want it to be. If so, go for it, sailor.



Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2011 05:19 PM

Do I really have 11401 posts?

Jesus.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 05:26 PM

I was a little awestruck when I saw my total too. Most of them are in this thread.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 9th, 2011 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725466)
Protoclown will not see that in here. :eek

Make him a bloody thread already.


I don't know him all that well :posh

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 06:04 PM

He has never posted in this thread.

My postcount in this thread alone outnumbers GW's forum total. :eek

LordSappington Jun 9th, 2011 06:11 PM

Got my first steroid injection today. I now have a literal hole in my left ear drum and boy oh boy does it hurt. I'll be going in Tuesday to get the next, and another sometime after that.

Chojin Jun 9th, 2011 06:46 PM

oh shit bro start liftan huge immediately

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 07:43 PM

I need to go to bed when I tell myself I am supposed to go to bed and not keep playing chess. :dunce

Byebye Queenie. :tear

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2011 07:46 PM

At least you're around to play. My game with Gus may as well be through the mail

kahljorn Jun 9th, 2011 07:51 PM

i respect those dudes a thousand years ago who played through carrier pigeon

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2011 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 725516)
my friend is a dyke so I'd give it to her.

Are there many dykes you would give it to?

Are there any dykes that would take it?

WhiteRat Jun 9th, 2011 11:23 PM

I got to make drinks tonight for Buzz Schneider, member of the 1980 gold medal US hockey team. My brush with greatness.

Zhukov Jun 9th, 2011 11:35 PM

Don't immediately start hammering on with questions about the 1980 gold medal US hockey team.

They like some build up first.

Chojin Jun 10th, 2011 11:10 AM

god damn it, dixie reminds me that kellychaos existed and that same night i have a dream that i'm playing starcraft with him

executioneer Jun 10th, 2011 11:16 AM

guys the inventor of mad libs died :(

Chojin Jun 10th, 2011 11:18 AM

whatever, he was     fat     and     gay     anyway

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2011 12:39 PM

Madlibs were invented? :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 725654)
Name- Sasha
Age- 23
how did you find out about this site?- Random googling led me to the John Hodgman editorial

The what? :confused

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 10th, 2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725653)
guys the inventor of mad libs died :(

:( I hope he gets a dry erase tombstone.

Dingus Knucklehumper Jun 10th, 2011 01:40 PM

HEH

That's funny


RIP Mr Stern

Otto Jun 10th, 2011 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725653)
guys the inventor of mad libs died :(

He will be (flatulently) missed by all of his (turds).

executioneer Jun 10th, 2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725671)
The what? :confused

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/hodgman-essay.php

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2011 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 725593)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 725619)
i'm thinking about making a smaller version for an emoticon

would that be chuckleworthy

Please keep it full size.

Perhaps all the other emoticons can increase in size to compensate.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725681)

Thank you, Willie. I recall reading that now. I thought he meant that Hodgman had written for I-Mockery and that was something I could not remember.

Guitar Woman Jun 10th, 2011 04:56 PM

Hah, you can play Google today.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2011 05:02 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Jun 10th, 2011 05:18 PM

GODDAMNIT FUCK

MY SOUP SPILLED

FUCK

Guitar Woman Jun 10th, 2011 05:38 PM

All I wanted was to eat some chicken noodle soup off of a few saltine crackers, God, why'd you have to go and explode the fucking thing all over the counter

Esuohlim Jun 10th, 2011 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 725723)
Hah, you can play Google today.

And yesterday. No sharps or flats though so you can't make anything GOOD :rolleyes

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2011 06:14 PM

MILHOOOOOOOOOOUSE


I've been on chess all day, don't blame the carrier pigeons on ME, buckaroo

Esuohlim Jun 10th, 2011 06:20 PM

SRY :(

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2011 06:33 PM

Playing Rhys and Tom at chess is fun, but the way the site flicks between the two games without warning makes my brain lock up. :x

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2011 06:35 PM

Tadao stopped playing after he beat me in four moves. :lol

Grislygus Jun 10th, 2011 06:59 PM

:lol no wai



yeah in that brief moment when milhouse, Tadao, and you were all playing against me I got all kinds of confused every time I snapped back into a different game

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 10th, 2011 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725755)
Tadao stopped playing after he beat me in four moves. :lol

He tried that shit on me which threw me off because I was going to try that shit on him.

Tadao Jun 10th, 2011 08:36 PM

:lol I HAVE WORK TO DO!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 10th, 2011 10:14 PM


elx Jun 11th, 2011 12:03 AM

yo pub, I took that picture you asked for. except you can't even see the one thing you wanted to see, so what the cheese was the point in that anyway :(

Zhukov Jun 11th, 2011 12:26 AM

Because it's probably still hot, even if your hands are covering them.

Gis a look.

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 12:37 AM

Thank you very much, Miss Elx. You continue to warm this old creep's heart. <3

Tadao Jun 11th, 2011 12:38 AM

OH YEAH WELL WIFFLES JUST SENT ME A PIC THAT I ASKED FOR TOO

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 12:45 AM

but wiffles is the forum's innocent little sister :(

Tadao Jun 11th, 2011 12:46 AM

that's how i like em

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 12:48 AM

It was a picture of candy from Wiffles. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 12:48 AM

Sweet, sweet candy. :yum

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 12:50 AM

WIFFLES




STAY AWAY FROM ANY CANDY YOUR UNCLE TADAO GIVES YOU :(

elx Jun 11th, 2011 12:54 AM

there's no danger of that, she only likes cheese balls

executioneer Jun 11th, 2011 12:55 AM

AND MUFFINS RIGHT

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 12:59 AM

Well even I am susceptable to a cunningly disguised Muffin trap, especially if it involves a poppyseed or banana nut

elx Jun 11th, 2011 01:00 AM

guys, with our brainstorming powers combined we could totally set up a trap for wiffles using wiffley things so she'll wanna wiffle the place out and then we'll have successfully lured her back

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 01:05 AM

:pagebrak


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