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Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 725848)
Well even I am susceptable to a cunningly disguised Muffin trap, especially if it involves a poppyseed or banana nut

Gus had to put our chess game on hold while he went out for chicken, Guys. :x

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2011 01:20 AM

Man, h8 wiffles :(

She bugged me for so long because I was convinced she was just a character, and even after the pictures I still fucking think it's SAM anyway

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2011 01:20 AM

Elx. As your husband you should I ask you take more pictures.

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 01:25 AM

I call bullSHIT

I went with a group to the Las Angeles County Museum of Art for the Tim Burton showing, FOLLOWED by Roscoes chicken and waffles. I am NOT fat enough for EIGHT HOURS of chicken dinner :lol

Wiffles Jun 11th, 2011 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 725837)
OH YEAH WELL WIFFLES JUST SENT ME A PIC THAT I ASKED FOR TOO

don't kid yourself :>



Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725845)
AND MUFFINS RIGHT

and cupcakes =o


Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 725849)
guys, with our brainstorming powers combined we could totally set up a trap for wiffles using wiffley things so she'll wanna wiffle the place out and then we'll have successfully lured her back

dawww, But I never left :>

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2011 01:50 AM

SEE

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 01:53 AM

Esuohlim, Sam hasn't posted for years. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 01:54 AM

Someone had to take over all of his accounts. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 01:55 AM

It fell to me, Jixby Phillips, to carry the torch. :eek

Tadao Jun 11th, 2011 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 725857)
don't kid yourself :>

I HAVE TO

elx Jun 11th, 2011 02:06 AM

wiffleeees come closer to us, we need you to counteract the evils of our foreign invaders and restore the balance within our kingdom. sir rasputin up there is only trying to discredit you so that he may keep you for himself.

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2011 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725861)
It fell to me, Jixby Phillips, to carry the torch. :eek

lol. This reminds me that Jamesman thought I was a Jixby character right up until the day he stopped posting forever.

WHO IS TO KNOW, THOUGH, THE REAL TRUTH? :eek :eek

executioneer Jun 11th, 2011 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 725857)
and cupcakes =o

i gotta say that recipe's got something off about it

only a CUP of flour??? wtf pinkie are you only baking six cupcakes at once >:

executioneer Jun 11th, 2011 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 725858)
SEE

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

WIFFLES IS BRONY

THAT IS WHAT

Shyandquietguy Jun 11th, 2011 02:30 AM

I was lurking the whole time! I know more about you guys then I do my own family! :x:x:x

Chojin Jun 11th, 2011 03:00 AM



:oao

executioneer Jun 11th, 2011 03:04 AM

is that a fencing mag

elx Jun 11th, 2011 03:10 AM


these things are the only good to have come from steroid abuse

LordSappington Jun 11th, 2011 03:45 AM

THE HOGAN IS 100 PERCENT RAW WILLPOWER

Chojin Jun 11th, 2011 04:36 AM

my dad bought the muscle rag because he's trying to get strong enough to ride his new motorcycle. i keep trying to teach him about diet and lifts, but he's all SON DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS PILL BTW I BOUGHT THIS MUSCLE MAG WANT TO GO TO THE GYM I JUST SIGNED UP FOR and then we go to the gym and he does preacher curls and ab exercises for 20 minutes and then waits patiently for me to finish an abbreviation version of my routine over by the freeweights

ily dad but you're wasting your goddamn time if you don't start listening me to and stop listening to ronnie coleman

btw i tried reading that mag in the bathroom and the broscience was so powerful it threw me off the pot

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2011 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725868)
WIFFLES IS BRONY

THAT IS WHAT

More like a JAbrony

BIRDS ARE CHIRPING OUTSIDE, MY CUE TO GO TO BED

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 05:18 AM

I need to keep Esuohlim up to five am before making a dent in his line.

However Tadao just beat me in five moves.

Chess, I am bad at you.

executioneer Jun 11th, 2011 05:22 AM

i dont knew what jabron is mean

Chojin Jun 11th, 2011 06:24 AM


Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 06:30 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 11th, 2011 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 725889)
also Willy, the fanbase is creeping me out now TBH too much NSFW stuff appearing all the time :<

Really, Internet? NSFW cartoon ponies? Does that really need to be a thing? :|

Wiffles Jun 11th, 2011 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 725891)
Really, Internet? NSFW cartoon ponies? Does that really need to be a thing? :|

people will take anything and corrupt it i spose :<

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2011 09:51 AM

I just spent 3 days dejunking the house, just in time for Mr. Kitsa to arrive home from E3 with a duffel bag full of crap :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2011 11:07 AM

E3 must have been awesome though.

Pentegarn Jun 11th, 2011 11:54 AM

E3 is all aboot the swag apparently

Kitsa Jun 11th, 2011 11:55 AM

I kept getting texts like, "I'm in line to meet Duke Nukem!"

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 12:35 PM

I am ashamed of just how tempting it was to crack a retarded joke about shrubfest's Royal Balls in the chess thread :eek

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 725892)
people will take anything and corrupt it i spose :<

If it's a cartoon, the net freaks will jerk off to it. I think the only time it ever really really got to me was when I google-tripped over some fucking Calvin and Hobbes porn :( That was a sad day

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 12:42 PM

I mean, I know the joke is "if it exists, there's porn of it", but did it ever REALLY occur to any normal person that some disturbingly talented "artist" would look at a Calvin and Hobbes strip and get turned on

Zhukov Jun 11th, 2011 12:59 PM

Calvin and Hobbes is pretty easy to draw, they probably drew it just for the joke of it.

LOL CALVIN AND HOBBES PORN!



Interestingly enough, I used to think it was Calvin and Hobbles for most of my life, before one day noticing that there was no L in Hobbes.

Wiffles Jun 11th, 2011 04:54 PM

interesting, your blood could hold the key to curing dyslexia

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2011 05:23 PM

MAILCALL'S BLOOD IS TOO BUSY CURING A HAM

Otto Jun 11th, 2011 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 725962)
MAILCALL'S BLOOD IS TOO BUSY CURING A HAM

:lol

OH YEAH I FORGOT SOMETHING
I made my third and final specimen jar. The only thing left to do is melt some wax over the lid so you can't tell that it's a pickle jar that I painted over.

Tadao Jun 11th, 2011 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 725928)
I am ashamed of just how tempting it was to crack a retarded joke about shrubfest's Royal Balls in the chess thread :eek

I withheld too! I DON'T KNOW WHY!

kahljorn Jun 11th, 2011 09:54 PM

cause her boyfriend will find you and beat you up

Fathom Zero Jun 11th, 2011 10:49 PM

Tadao gets off on being withholding.

Shyandquietguy Jun 12th, 2011 12:37 AM

GET YO SHITTY ASS COCK MOLESTING MOUTH ON CHESS AND FINISH THE GAME TADAO!!

WAITIN' MAKES HATIN"!!!

PS: I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH OF CHESS!! ONE DOWN! THREE MORE TO GO!!!

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 12:42 AM

Do you think Peter Criss did this himself?

http://www.petercriss.net/homepage/sub/drumtips.htm

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 725984)
I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH OF CHESS!! ONE DOWN! THREE MORE TO GO!!!

Using weirding modules constitutes an illegal move, sorry.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 725989)
This place is just so wacky!

IT FUCKING IS NOT. >:

TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SHIT. >:

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 11:21 AM

Why don't you love me, I-Mock?

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2011 11:23 AM

Starter's blown. This trip bites ass.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 726006)
Why don't you love me, I-Mock?

A distinct lack of dick pics when you turned 18. >:

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 11:52 AM

That would do the exact opposite of bolstering affection.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 11:54 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Jun 12th, 2011 11:58 AM

Go Audi and Corvette.

captain516 Jun 12th, 2011 12:59 PM

I though that I could be somebody
Looks like I was wrong
I thought that I could make my mark
but I'm afraid I've waited much too long
Where is my American Splendor?
In a world that's cloudy and gray?
Will life keep passing by me day by day?

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:34 PM

I'm not doing much right now apart from Mr Shrub threatening to bash my face in again.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 726029)
ill givve her something to be gleeful about

Sounds good. Let us set that up.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:36 PM

First up; I'd say Sasha is a female lady of the woman type.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:37 PM

She has a cat named Paco.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:38 PM

The cat is a Siamese, but I don't know if that has any bearing on Karl boffing her.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:39 PM

Now, it seems that Sasha has what looks like a daughter.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:40 PM

Kahl, is that a problem?

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:51 PM

She is a furry. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 05:54 PM

She is quite bad at poetry and knows it. She likes to Jamesman up her stuff every few years.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 06:07 PM

User names found so far: creeposaurus, Level7dinosaurmage, thenotoriousone, froggystain, and a few others that seem inactive like atomkiller and kamikazemouse.

Anyway, I have her address and phone number if you're keen, Kahl.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 06:27 PM

I was going to remark on how surprisingly creepy that was, until your link allowed me to see her poetry and I was immediately snapped away from HUMAN mode

Quote:

Why Do I Need You
by ~thenotoriousone

I hate what you've made me and I hate what you've become over the years while I was gone.
You're not a good boyfriend and you were never a good friend.
You're not someone I would confide in and go to when something's wrong.
Everytime I think of you, all I can remember are the bad memories and I get sick to my stomache.
I'll never forget the things you've done to me.
You ripped every piece of happiness out of me and now I'm dead.
You hid so much from me and you're still hiding things so I can never trust you.
You are a liar and a cheat and one day you'll get what's coming to you.
I won't do it but someone else will. Someone that you'll love as much as I love you.
I hate that someone I love so much can torment me just by being there.
Why are you so evil?
Why do you push people that care about you to the point where they can't stand the thought of you?
Why do you only hurt people that love and care about you?
Where is your heart?
Where is you conscience?
Where did they go?
Why do I need you?
Why me?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 06:30 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, a magic trick. I will now pull a poem out of my ass, and it will be superior to every pathetic poem ever posted to deviantart

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 06:33 PM

Yearning, fighting, screaming, done.
Wells of hours ending;
Our lives content in hallowed streams
With the rebels gently dreaming.

Who knows what thoughts of men will burn
From searing, blackened skies?

What cost of promised holy gold,
when pried from living eyes?

Firemasked gods and brooding dolls
with swords of porcelain ring-
the waters rise,
the cities drown,
and the laughing bird will sing.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 06:34 PM

abracadabra. Three goddamn minutes.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 06:47 PM

Gus, you are a talented chap. What is there even being a reason for you rubbing shoulders with someone like me. :eek

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 06:59 PM

It's because he's a man of the people! Just not the stupid and retarded ones.

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2011 07:16 PM

Quote:

Kahl, is that a problem?
YES

Quote:

She is a furry. :eek
NO

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 08:13 PM

No poetry is ever good, sorry.

"Poet" is actually an old Indian word that means "fucking wanker," and this is how I choose to interpret it whenever someone I meet claims to be a "poet."

You folks could improve your life quality tenfold if you simply urinated on every poem that crossed your path, rather than reading it. Yes, that's right, perfumed stationary, tell me all about those wistful summer days of yore. Tell me right into my dick.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 08:29 PM

There is plenty of good poetry, you self-righteous delusional fag.

You only get to call yourself a poet when you get paid for it and even then you should be so fucking ashamed of that. Fucking 'writers' piss me right the fuck off.

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 08:39 PM

Hey.

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2011 08:58 PM

haha

i thought poets never got paid and died without anybody ever caring about them or having any respect for them

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 09:19 PM

True story. Goddamn poets. >:

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 09:19 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 726061)
Pub has performed a reach around and he is just sitting there with his cock in my fucking ass waiting til I can't take this shit no more! >:

I am giggling away as I try to put six queens on the board. :|

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 09:32 PM

Can I play chess with you fags too?

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 09:34 PM

Dunno. Can you show us fags your dick?

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 09:34 PM

Nope.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 09:40 PM

What is it about you chaps and your body shame? Sir, I would easily get off to watching you boff Kitsa no matter what you both say about how attractive I think either of you are.

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 726055)
No poetry is ever good, sorry.

"Poet" is actually an old Indian word that means "fucking wanker," and this is how I choose to interpret it whenever someone I meet claims to be a "poet."

You folks could improve your life quality tenfold if you simply urinated on every poem that crossed your path, rather than reading it. Yes, that's right, perfumed stationary, tell me all about those wistful summer days of yore. Tell me right into my dick.

I think the appropriate response to that is "no shit, sherlock".

And if you want to play chess with us fags, then just register and challenge. You won't, of course, because you're too busy being facetious, indecisively swinging between different drugs, and claiming to be a David Bowie fan while NOT listening to Space Oddity, Suffragette City, or Panic In Detroit

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 726069)
Nope.

WHO GAVE THIS FAGGOT HIS EDIT BUTTON BACK? HE IS DOING THE SAME GODDAMN BULLSHIT WITH IT THAT HE ALWAYS DID. >: >: >:

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 10:07 PM

>Implying I don't like Panic in Detroit
>Implying Space Oddity wasn't the first Bowie song I downloaded, followed by me listening to it on loop for about 2 weeks

Suffragette City isn't as good as Rock and Roll Suicide, Ziggy Stardust, or Five Years, though.

It's hard to say what his best album is. Probably Heroes or Scary Monsters. I know it's definitely not Station to Station, but that one's still my favorite.

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 10:09 PM

Just accept the assrape, GW.

Guitar Woman Jun 12th, 2011 10:13 PM

I can't believe how rude I was on the first page of that chess thread.

I thought someone had stolen my password until I looked at the date.

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 726070)
What is it about you chaps and your body shame? Sir, I would easily get off to watching you boff Kitsa no matter what you both say about how attractive I think either of you are.


Don't drag me into this >:

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 10:21 PM

Kick him in the cooter and then pour microwaved butter on it and try to get him to stop crying with a copy of mario kart 64, Kitsa!

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 10:22 PM

Actually, GW fended off that belittling quite well. In other news, I just found out that I can make a move on chess.com by way of cell phone :eek Hello, primary down-time killer for work

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 10:32 PM

I thought so too, but I'm a little drunk and a mite bit high and I feel the urge... THE URGE TO POSTRGE!!!!!!!!!

Grislygus Jun 12th, 2011 10:41 PM

One of my coworkers just graduated high school and is leaving for a sick college. Love the guy, gave him twenty cigars in celebration and taught him how to make brandy blunts. Now he's fucking psyched to get off work

Not sure when the hell, exactly, I became a bad influence :lol

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 10:46 PM

I found out a while ago that a bunch of my friends from high school started doing psychedelics after they graduated. When I was on a road trip with two of them last week I asked them why and they said "You were almost always doped up and you seemed like you were having a good time."

I kind of feel guilty. I inspired a bunch of kids to do LSD.

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 10:49 PM

I wouldn't feel bad about that. I have friends who've done that and don't seem to feel bad.

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 10:54 PM

Keep in mind one of my depression's manifestations is crushing guilt over stupid, trivial things.

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 10:57 PM

Think of your influence as cosmic flotsam, they don't have to absorb it if they don't want to, free will and whatnot.

Shyandquietguy Jun 12th, 2011 11:15 PM

I heavily agree with Kitsa as I suffer the same guilt. :(

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 11:17 PM

Think of all of the people I've told to get bent over the course of my life. If I didn't take the cosmic flotsam approach, who knows how much sleep I'd lose over the buggery?

Otto Jun 12th, 2011 11:29 PM

Yeah, I can see how that would help. I usually don't worry about stuff like that when my medication is working, but I usually go off of it when I'm about to trip out.

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 11:32 PM

I come from the OCD school, myself. It's nothing that washing your hands raw and staring at stove knobs for a half hour won't fix.

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 726098)
Think of all of the people I've told to get bent over the course of my life. If I didn't take the cosmic flotsam approach, who knows how much sleep I'd lose over the buggery?

Oh you tease. :yum

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2011 11:41 PM

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